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Well...

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Well...

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How are you Danny Winters? Peter Guinness? McDonough? Tommy Swords? Alan Horgan? Dexy Marrow? Matt Salinas?

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Any chance? Eamir Quinns after you? Stevie J?

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Jeeves Stennings? How are you Jeeves? Ask Jeeves is it?

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Yeah we're up early because it's a fucking Shenmuey morning man. Do you ever fucking play Shenmuey on a morning?

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It's time to go to work man. I have a job. You're saying I'm up early. Listen man. It's fucking forklift time. I have a job like. I have to move boxes. I'm another day another fucking yen like.

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I need to have a few yen in the fucking back pocket. For I head to Cheltenham. Do you know what I mean?

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Gooden morgan there fucking hobnails. Any scandal with yourself? Jimmy Barrett's after you. Arnold Lane is after you. You're Jeeven it real Steve.

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Shout out to Donal Kinney. David Buckley. And Dave Maher is it?

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I have no tips Niall. To be honest with you man. I'm fucking off the... I'm off the gambling. I'm off the horses. I'm off the GGs. Even Cheltenham week. I can't be fucked man.

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I don't get any satisfaction out of it. If I'm to be honest with you now it's...

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That sounds like a cop out man. But I mean I lost... I've lost money man and it's...

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On the horses. On the GGs. It's not nice.

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And people pretend then they lie to themselves that it's all part of the fun.

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Ah it's just a bit of crack at the end of the day. Fucking...

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Spend a bit of money. Lose a bit of money you know.

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No don't. Don't.

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Um... You know. Use... Use your money to fucking...

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Make you ha... Do what... What makes you happy.

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Well I suppose in a sense. If you're addicted to gambling. Then that's gonna make you happy.

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So... Bottom line on that one folks.

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Gamble away boys.

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Gamble away.

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We're at the Galway races there last year. And outside the fucking Galway races there was a...

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An illegal set up. And it made... I don't know. Did anyone see this? Was anyone there?

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There was lads with um... Their own roulette wheel.

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And it had loads of different pictures on it. Like fucking...

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Harps and other kind of... Celtic symbols.

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And um... I think they might have been travelling folk. I'm not sure.

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But they were uh... They were just go... There was loads of lads throwing money on it.

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I don't know how they kept track of all the money going.

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And there was some fella behind the fucking wheel spinning it going.

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Gamble away boys.

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Gamble away.

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And the guards were just walking by. They didn't give a shit.

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*Fighting*

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Yeeahhh.

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*Fighting*

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How you fuckin' Bennett man? Any scandal this weather? Huh? You're up early, huh?

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You must have got the head down early last night, did ya? Fuck it man. Why ya? You out the weekend? That's a nice little amount. How ya? Gareth? With the fuckin' Bitcoin, is it? Let me tell you something now about fuckin' Gareth. He's a madman for the Bitcoins. He's a fuckin' mad cunt for the Bitcoins. That Gareth cunt's a fuckin' madman for the Bitcoins.

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What you be doing with the bitcoins Gareth?

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Other than being kind enough to fucking donate them to me.

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What shall I spend the bitcoins on?

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Eh?

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Can you fucking donate?

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Can you spend the bitcoins down Cheltenham?

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How many fucking bitcoins does it take to buy a horse?

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Answer?

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I don't know.

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How much even is one fucking bitcoin, man?

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How much even is one fucking bitcoin?

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I was thinking there now, um...

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All these cunts are going on about Brexit.

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I said it last night and I've ruminated on that during the night now.

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I think it's a big fucking ploy by the powers that be to make us worry about it.

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That make us worried and scared.

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Yeah.

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You probably shouldn't just...

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You shouldn't read the news and get into it as if...

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The news is presented to you as if it's something that you should be caring about.

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But if you switched off, you wouldn't fucking care in the world.

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It's like all the politics and identity politics.

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You know, uh...

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You know, uh...

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And all the stuff that's going on in fucking Europe and all this.

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And the Americans are always going on about keeping the identity and all that sort of stuff.

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But if you didn't know about any of that stuff, you'd just be happy in your own fucking little bubble, man.

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Stick in your own little bubble.

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I'd be spinning around the town 24-7 in a fucking Almira.

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Greenstein.

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Okay?

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This is my car.

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I don't care, man.

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I don't care.

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It's not a Lamborghini, but it fucking gets me from A to B.

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It'll get me from Swinford to Bohol in like...

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Seven minutes.

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And that's doing a hundred.

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That's conservative.

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You know?

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Steve Jennings is going far into Brexit and it's not nice.

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He's afraid of the Ra.

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Yeah, man.

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That's...

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They're turning us against the Ra, man.

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Do you know what I mean?

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James Ross, how are you?

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Grid Rain.

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Connor Hennessy.

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Owen Bergen.

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I identify Owen as...

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A sneaky little fucking bad cut.

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Let's get some Shenmue going.

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Shenmue O'Toole is after you.

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The Almira isn't Stolman.

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It was a pure fucking...

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Legit purchase.

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It was legit fire.

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World War III probably won't happen in our lifetime, Arnold.

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But, I mean...

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Maybe in the next gen.

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Star Trek.

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The next generation.

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And, uh...

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Don't let the cunts worry you.

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Don't let...

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Don't let them get to you, man.

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The ones that go,

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Yeah.

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Just keep...

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Keep watching football, stupid.

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That's what they want you to do.

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Yeah.

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Watch Man U and Arsenal at the weekend.

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Get all fucking...

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Excited about that, man.

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Yeah.

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You fake cunt.

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Like...

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As if you're stupid because you want to do something that makes you happy.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Don't listen to those cunts, man.

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You keep playing your video games, man.

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What?

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What am I...

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Am I meant to be fucking...

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Worried about everything the whole time?

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Is that the crack?

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Is that how life is meant to be?

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Is it?

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Theresa May got snaked by the boys behind her.

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According to Ali G in the chat.

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The Shenmue is after you.

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And I can't go home to bed.

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I tried to go home to bed.

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Yo, kid.

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Used to driving the forklift?

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Yeah.

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Whatever you do,

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don't go dropping the cargo.

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How are you keeping everyone?

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Connor Askins, Emma Casey,

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Arnold Lane.

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Your salary, you know.

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Niall.

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Ferox Intruder.

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Michael Owen.

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How many Cobra Viper t-shirts have you been through?

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Probably about 25.

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It's been about 10 years, man.

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25.

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You can buy them in Stephen's Green Shopping Center

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or the Ilex Center.

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I'd say they make good money on those fucking things at Halloween.

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Look at this lad.

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Let's take a fucking minute to appreciate this lad's face.

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I'm on patrol right now.

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Can't you ask somebody else?

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Sure.

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Wow.

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What's he going doing with that baton?

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Are you on an all-nighter, Francis?

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No, I'm fucking...

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I've had 7 hours and 48 minutes sleep.

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A cup of coffee, a cup of tea, a bowl of porridge.

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You know?

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I'm thinking maybe to try and get a little bit...

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See, Shenmue has become a situation now

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where you have to go to work and drive a forklift truck.

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So I'm going to try and get some of that out of the way during the day

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so that the nighttime Shenmue streams are fire,

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legit fucking fire lighters.

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I should go home.

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When I slither home after a hard day out in the fields,

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there's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings

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into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

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Be careful not to burn your hands like I did

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while I'm waiting for that baby to get going.

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I do a few rolls on the ground

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and a few reptilious repetitions

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just to get the blood flowing.

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Once those flames are licking high,

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it's time to shtick your coal in it.

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You can generate extra...

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Legit fire lighters, dudes.

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Legit fire lighters.

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Gee, artworks.

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I don't own the Cobra image.

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I never did.

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It was a shirt that I found.

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And, uh...

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I just...

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I popularize it.

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Let's say that.

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I wonder who does own the fucking image.

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Now I have to go home.

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My planet needs me.

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Check out Baton Dude.

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Here's a new Baton guy.

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He's older.

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Excuse me.

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Do you have a minute?

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Sorry, but...

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Can I get you to ask someone else?

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Alright.

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Douglas Kroll.

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What do you think of the Michael Jackson stuff?

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He's fucking dodgy man.

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He's fucking dodgy man.

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Pure dodge.

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It was a hard fucking watch.

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Four hours.

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Did it need to be four?

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I suppose it did, yeah.

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In a way.

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In a sense.

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A lot of the people who were giving out about it are people who haven't seen it as well.

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How do I get the fuck out of this gaff?

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He was a glow stick twat.

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Can you get Viper shirt on Redbubble?

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What's Redbubble?

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Is that a t-shirt making thing?

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I know that you can...

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You can fucking...

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You can find the image online and print it yourself.

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But it won't be as good as the one that they're doing out in...

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Stephen's Green because they have a class press.

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And they have a great...

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Vibrant orange.

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I have it here.

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Let me see.

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Let me try and dig this fucking yoke out for you.

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Bear with me.

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Bear with me.

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Bedward, bear with me now.

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Hold on tight.

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Hold on to your hats.

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Shit's about to get legit fire.

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Shit's after getting legit fire.

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Can we call the fire ambulance please?

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Has anybody got the number for the fire station?

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Shit's after going legit fire.

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And I'm gonna...

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There's something else I'm gonna hit you with now.

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It's gonna blow your fucking minds.

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This could well be the...

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The new way of doing stuff.

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Fucking...

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It was legit fire, hey!

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There was a load of legit fire cunts, man.

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I have to go home to bed.

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I don't know why you'd have to go home to bed in a fucking game, like...

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There's not much you can...

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There's not much you can do, like, in Shenmue.

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You have to go home to bed.

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Tell you something, man.

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I'm fuck...

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00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,780
I'm fucking snake...

262
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,240
I'm snakeed out of it, man.

263
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,180
I'm snakeed out of it, man.

264
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,260
I took too many fucking snakes last night.

265
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,020
Tell you...

266
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,180
I took a rake of snakes last night.

267
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,020
I'm fucking gulaxed.

268
00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:30,400
Pure gulaxed, man.

269
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,140
Any crack with you?

270
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,840
Any crack, man?

271
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,480
One second now.

272
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,480
Tell you...

273
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:56,020
Tell you, man.

274
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:56,840
I'm fucking...

275
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,800
Snakeed out of it, hey.

276
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,200
Hey, brain-slug.

277
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:08,840
Thanks...

278
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,700
Thanks very much, brain-slug.

279
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,920
Drive that forklift to Carlo fast.

280
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,520
And don't fucking shtap once.

281
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,540
Drive that fucking snake.

282
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,840
Drive that forklift to Carlo fast.

283
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,620
And don't shtap once.

284
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:28,980
I'm...

285
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:32,900
I'm going changing the name to Patreon Higgins next Tuesday.

286
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:36,800
Hey.

287
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,520
Whatever about...

288
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,820
Whatever about Brexit.

289
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,800
What about fucking Legsit?

290
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:43,800
Over here, look.

291
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,360
Check out the fucking Legsit, man.

292
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,500
There's a bit of fucking Legsit going on there, hey.

293
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,140
Forget about Brexit, hey.

294
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,860
Check out fucking Legsit getting onto bus...

295
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:56,760
Stand clear.

296
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:58,820
Sexy Legs operating.

297
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,680
Who's she?

298
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,200
Who's this fucking...

299
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:03,200
Coolaboola?

300
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,860
She's well wrapped up.

301
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,200
She's probably going to fucking...

302
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:09,200
Um...

303
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,280
Nag...

304
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:10,900
Nagano.

305
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,420
Where the Olympics were.

306
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,260
Winter jams.

307
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,380
Thanks for the tip.

308
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,980
I'll buy a pint with that.

309
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,300
Steve Jennings.

310
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:28,960
How are you?

311
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,540
Thanks very much for that, Steve Jennings.

312
00:17:35,540 --> 00:17:37,020
Welcome to the Thunderdome.

313
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:40,980
I have transformed into an absolute unit of a snake.

314
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,900
I took a few Patreons last night.

315
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,680
After the Cheltenham.

316
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,040
I haven't been right since.

317
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,960
Steve Jennings.

318
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,540
I hope you're well, man.

319
00:17:54,540 --> 00:18:01,040
You asked me, are there any future projects going on?

320
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,160
Well, Steve.

321
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,920
I want to tell you something.

322
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:05,580
There's going to be...

323
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,680
I'm going to make a video now this week.

324
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,960
And I'll put it up next.

325
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
After the weekend.

326
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,760
Because, um...

327
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,320
As much as I like the streaming,

328
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,560
I know that everyone wants to see a proper fucking video.

329
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:21,980
Or, uh...

330
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,060
Not everyone wants to see...

331
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,520
Sorry, that sounds a bit egotistical.

332
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,640
But...

333
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,820
I'm only known for the fucking videos.

334
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,720
And Hardy books.

335
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:29,480
So, I mean...

336
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,540
There's no point in doing this fucking streaming.

337
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,800
And turning into an absolute fucking unit of a snake.

338
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,480
All the time.

339
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,060
What I need to do is...

340
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:41,860
To create...

341
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,520
Shit hot fire...

342
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,280
Legit fire content.

343
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,000
Legit fire content.

344
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,040
That's what I'm about.

345
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,360
And I know that's what you're about, too.

346
00:18:53,360 --> 00:19:06,080
Shenmuey O'Too.

347
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,160
Brabzilla just wants VARDS.

348
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,500
I know you want VARDS, man.

349
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:15,820
But, I mean...

350
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,300
Let's just say this.

351
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,660
This whole stream game, for me...

352
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,720
Is in beta mode at the moment.

353
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,160
Uh...

354
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,440
Or...

355
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,020
This is the alpha release.

356
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,780
So, only the...

357
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,000
Only legitimate fans...

358
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,420
Can...

359
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,220
Can get to the alpha release.

360
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,160
Normies...

361
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,560
Can't see...

362
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:37,940
VARDS.

363
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,340
I'm not putting up VARDS for fucking normies, man.

364
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,400
I'm only after the...

365
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,500
The legit firelighter fans, you know?

366
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,960
Christmas Day!

367
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,480
Fucking hell.

368
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:55,620
I need to...

369
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,680
Sorry, I need to come back to normal for a sec.

370
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,400
Stephen.

371
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,500
Stephen.

372
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,720
We got to see you in Diggs for Pennies.

373
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:18,980
Yeah.

374
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:19,560
Fair enough.

375
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:19,740
Yeah.

376
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:19,960
Yeah.

377
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:20,120
Yeah.

378
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:20,180
Yeah.

379
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,560
What does Arnold...

380
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,440
Arnold Lane...

381
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,220
Arnold Lane says agree, Stephen.

382
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:25,620
Oh, yeah.

383
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,360
The game's shite, but the stream's sound.

384
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:27,560
Yeah.

385
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,560
Well, look it.

386
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,460
Look it.

387
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,240
Not much I can do about the game, then.

388
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,680
Fucking 20 years old.

389
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,320
All I can do is just fucking play the fucker.

390
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,380
But I'm glad...

391
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:44,880
Thanks for...

392
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,120
Thanks for coming out to fucking support the stream.

393
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:47,820
Do you know what I mean?

394
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,800
For the fucking week that's in it.

395
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:55,820
Yeah.

396
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,120
Christopher Hazuki says...

397
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,860
Any chance of uploading the final 9-4 video for the week that's in it?

398
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,800
That's a good idea, man.

399
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,440
It's a fucking good idea.

400
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:12,860
Maybe I should work on that today.

401
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,520
Maybe I should work on that today.

402
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,800
Thanks very much for that.

403
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,260
I have too much...

404
00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:21,700
I have a few things to be doing now, Justice.

405
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:24,960
Because there's another video in the pipeline, so to speak.

406
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,320
And, you know, we can fucking...

407
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:28,700
Yeah.

408
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,400
We'll try and get there in the end.

409
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:32,460
Brainslug.

410
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,400
Thanks very much for that.

411
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:36,320
Is it a pay-per-view job on the VODs?

412
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,560
There are no VODs, brain.

413
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,600
There are no fucking VODs, man.

414
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,560
It's just a Dawn milk truck with your name on it.

415
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,160
Dawn Lenehan.

416
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:54,080
Christmas Day, guys.

417
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:57,920
Day gas.

418
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,440
Day gas.

419
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:15,420
I wonder, do they have Christmas trees and gifts and presents down in...

420
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,800
Japanese.

421
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,040
Fuck off.

422
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,800
He doesn't go to work on Christmas Day, does he?

423
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,160
Hey.

424
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,760
Adam Daly, how are you?

425
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:28,440
Thanks for watching.

426
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,880
The stream won't be up, man.

427
00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:32,180
They're all being...

428
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:32,700
Saved.

429
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,560
But for what reason?

430
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:33,960
I don't know.

431
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,460
Maybe I should get an editor.

432
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,480
Good morning, everyone.

433
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:37,800
Good morning.

434
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,220
Time for a daily warm-up race.

435
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,640
You all do your best now.

436
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:44,320
Yeah.

437
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,300
Like all...

438
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,900
Merry Christmas, James Barrett.

439
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,960
Everybody ready?

440
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:50,700
Yeah.

441
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:53,060
I can't, James.

442
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,080
Almost time to go.

443
00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:01,160
And if you were a legit firelighter, OG, stream watcher, you'd know that.

444
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:03,800
Welcome...

445
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,800
Welcome to the galaxy.

446
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,380
Welcome to the Japanese galaxy.

447
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,900
The Jepalic scene.

448
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:11,800
I don't want to get Jepalogical with you.

449
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,120
But the situation is thus.

450
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:18,140
I have to go to work to earn enough yen to find out the people...

451
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:18,840
Find out...

452
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,560
Where the fucking lad who killed the old lad is.

453
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:25,240
Apparently he's in Hong Kong doing fucking chores down there.

454
00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,460
Wearing pajamas.

455
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,680
The old schly dog in the grass.

456
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,060
Fuck this.

457
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:34,180
I fucked it up already.

458
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,100
There's not a chance of me fucking winning this race now.

459
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,140
Driving for a cliff.

460
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:49,420
Making bank.

461
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,420
Driving that forklift.

462
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,480
Making some bank down the harbor.

463
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,720
On Christmas day.

464
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,980
The Japanese people go to work on December 25th.

465
00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,240
It's fucking dodgy.

466
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:05,880
It's fucking dodgy.

467
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,960
Loving that MIDI guitar in the background, baby.

468
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:14,580
Yeah.

469
00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:18,940
Taking my time.

470
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:18,940
Taking my time.

471
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:22,940
Going around the corners like a bat out of hell.

472
00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:27,000
Driving this bitch into next Tuesday week.

473
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,360
The forklift was made by Hitachi.

474
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,020
Hitachi.

475
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:32,660
Hitachi.

476
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,220
A Japanese technological company.

477
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,220
Hitachi.

478
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,780
They make diggers and shit.

479
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:41,700
And fucking forklifts too.

480
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:47,960
Japanese people made the best of what they had after World War II.

481
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:52,520
Lots of technology and stuff went on there.

482
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,520
They made the best cars for us.

483
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,520
Toyota.

484
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,520
And Nissan.

485
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,520
Hyundai.

486
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,080
Hyundai.

487
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:00,520
Hyundai.

488
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,980
And Lexus.

489
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:12,080
I used to drive a forklift when I worked at Landis.

490
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,320
I was only 15 years old.

491
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,780
Didn't have a license for that shit.

492
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,740
But a blind eye was turned.

493
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,580
By the management.

494
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,440
Because it saved them a buck or two.

495
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:31,640
These days you wouldn't get away with that shit.

496
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,220
Or maybe you would down the west of Ireland.

497
00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:36,620
Where there's no rules.

498
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,020
Or laws.

499
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,420
Yet everybody seems to be better.

500
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,100
At acting.

501
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,300
Nice to everyone.

502
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:46,900
Compared to.

503
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:49,700
The cosmopolitan trappings of the city.

504
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,760
Where everything's trendy and cool.

505
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,140
Yet you have to put up with the imminent.

506
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:57,580
Danger.

507
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:00,840
Of getting your head smashed in.

508
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,800
Fucking won it.

509
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,260
Here we go boys.

510
00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:06,500
Pretty damn good for a rookie.

511
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,740
This is my third time baby.

512
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:09,980
First place prize.

513
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,160
Thanks.

514
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,060
Jussie Mattson.

515
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,700
Hyundai is Korean is right.

516
00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:21,360
Sorry man.

517
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,100
I'm ready.

518
00:26:26,380 --> 00:26:28,500
Take this cargo to warehouse number 18.

519
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:29,840
Here's the route map.

520
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,680
Yeah baby.

521
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,800
This quote is written on the map.

522
00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:33,040
Let's go to work you.

523
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:33,280
Okay.

524
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,020
Get to it then.

525
00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,340
Let's go to work hey.

526
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:35,840
Yeah.

527
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,360
Hobnails.

528
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,240
You old fucking snake in the grass.

529
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,720
I love you.

530
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,680
I hope you're keeping well on this cold.

531
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,240
Grey.

532
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,240
December the 25th.

533
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,560
In Japan in 1986.

534
00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:56,360
D.

535
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,680
Upload boom time to SoundCloud.

536
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,300
I keep saying I will but I fucking I don't like it.

537
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:11,940
I like I like having all the media here on these streams.

538
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,900
I don't like having the media out because I'm really perfectionist.

539
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:18,460
Perfectionism which is a killer.

540
00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:21,320
You shouldn't you probably shouldn't be perfectionist about shit.

541
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,720
I'll buy a pint with that.

542
00:27:22,820 --> 00:27:24,060
Stevie B will tell you that.

543
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,400
And he's asking for the boom time.

544
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,060
Drop the mixtape with boom time and pack Cox MEP.

545
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:29,600
Keep well.

546
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,440
They're asking me to do a DJ set.

547
00:27:33,740 --> 00:27:35,580
Someone was asking me to do a DJ set.

548
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:39,040
I think I might just do it either live.

549
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,240
On stream or actual real life.

550
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:43,540
In fucking.

551
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,340
Some shit nightclub or something.

552
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,060
In Galway.

553
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:50,340
Go here.

554
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,260
Take that box to warehouse 18.

555
00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:52,520
Right.

556
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,360
You want to take that box now and stick it in 18.

557
00:27:55,580 --> 00:27:55,980
Fast.

558
00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:57,800
They're waiting on you.

559
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,300
Where the fuck is 18?

560
00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:10,320
Number 18.

561
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,040
Down here.

562
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:11,360
Nice.

563
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:30,500
It's great doing a bit of fucking work isn't it?

564
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,640
It's great to do a bit.

565
00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:35,460
It's great to do a little bit of work.

566
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,240
You know.

567
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,420
It's not easy fucking getting up on Christmas Day and doing the old boxes.

568
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,620
Doing a few boxes.

569
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,680
I'm lost.

570
00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,440
Pure fucking last man.

571
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,360
Steven B.

572
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,620
Thanks very much for that tip.

573
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,120
That's nice.

574
00:28:58,060 --> 00:28:58,380
Yeah.

575
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:01,720
Viper.

576
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:01,720
Viper.

577
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:01,720
Viper.

578
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:01,720
Viper.

579
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,300
You'd make up for a failed Brexit.

580
00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,480
San Terese Mogg says.

581
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:05,880
If you uploaded these streams.

582
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,400
I don't know.

583
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,120
Because like.

584
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,760
You're a prime time supporter.

585
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,140
Jacob.

586
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,780
You've been here since day dot.

587
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,240
And you're always here when the streams are happening.

588
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,620
So I don't know why you'd want them.

589
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,740
Offline like you know.

590
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,740
And people are saying.

591
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:24,160
Oh you'll get more viewers.

592
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,580
And all that sort of stuff.

593
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:27,600
See.

594
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,320
I'm not into playing the game of getting more viewers.

595
00:29:30,460 --> 00:29:31,960
I'm only wanting to play the game.

596
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,140
Of driving a Hitachi forklift truck.

597
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:37,460
Because the Japanese did well for themselves.

598
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,980
After being fucking.

599
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,460
Exliterated in World War 2.

600
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:43,180
They got back on their feet.

601
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,300
They pulled their socks up.

602
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,080
And they fucking did a.

603
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,440
A fine bit of work.

604
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:48,300
And managed to get things together.

605
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,100
And now they.

606
00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:51,680
Now we're using all their stuff.

607
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:52,440
They're.

608
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:52,980
They.

609
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:54,140
They rule the world.

610
00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:57,140
It's a Japanese world.

611
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,300
And you're just living in it man.

612
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,580
Sony PlayStation.

613
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:01,940
Do you know what I mean?

614
00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:14,440
Brexit will be fine.

615
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,820
I had a bet on no deal.

616
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,600
At 8 to 1.

617
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,380
Did you really?

618
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:20,260
Is that a lie?

619
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,040
Stephen B.

620
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,480
Says the people want the streams.

621
00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:27,960
I don't know about that Stephen.

622
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:35,400
Are you more right or left leaning?

623
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,320
I don't fucking know man.

624
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,500
I can't really.

625
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:41,620
Pigeon hole.

626
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,080
My.

627
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:42,920
Views.

628
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,420
On life.

629
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:45,840
Politics.

630
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,000
And the world.

631
00:30:48,340 --> 00:30:49,280
I have to take everything.

632
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,540
In context.

633
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:51,040
And look at.

634
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,260
Look at it for what it is.

635
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:52,500
You know.

636
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:55,940
All I know is.

637
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:57,300
Fucking.

638
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,500
Spinning.

639
00:30:59,280 --> 00:30:59,660
Piting.

640
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:01,420
And drifting.

641
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,900
And Hitachi.

642
00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:06,280
I've got a fucking.

643
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,060
Hitachi forklift.

644
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,020
On done deal.

645
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,120
I'm gonna.

646
00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:12,260
Just drift around the town in that.

647
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,860
The dangerous thing about driving the forklift.

648
00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:19,700
As a 15 year old with no license.

649
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:20,600
Was the fact that.

650
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:21,800
You know.

651
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,420
You've.

652
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:22,720
You've two.

653
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:23,640
Big fucking.

654
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,600
Dirty forks at the front.

655
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,340
You could end up fucking.

656
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:28,440
Killing.

657
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,360
That'd go through steel.

658
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,800
Like it'd go through a fucking car.

659
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,460
I think back to some of the near misses I had.

660
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,440
And I fucking get the shivers down the spine like.

661
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,860
What can you do?

662
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,240
I didn't.

663
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,420
Thankfully nothing.

664
00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:44,640
Nothing ever went wrong.

665
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,040
I drove.

666
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,040
I drove.

667
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,380
I drive a forklift in work and reversed it into the shutter door this morning.

668
00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:00,600
There was some of that.

669
00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,400
There was a bit of that.

670
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,320
But there was no puncturing with the fucking forks.

671
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:04,700
Aaron.

672
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,420
Thank God.

673
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:08,700
Eye in the sky.

674
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,140
I'm supposed to be doing my dissertation.

675
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:14,400
But there's something satisfying with watching Viper play fucking forklifts.

676
00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,160
Play with forklifts and boxes.

677
00:32:17,940 --> 00:32:18,780
The dissertation.

678
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:21,980
Which requires a lot of dedication.

679
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,600
A lot of work.

680
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,760
A lot of concentration.

681
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:27,840
It's hard.

682
00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:31,520
Not that I've ever done one.

683
00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:31,960
Or did I?

684
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:39,060
If I did it wasn't important.

685
00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:40,840
And it was probably only about five.

686
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,660
Three thousand words or some shit.

687
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:48,920
Yeah.

688
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:50,200
It's only Francis at the moment.

689
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:50,540
And I'll.

690
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:54,580
Viper.

691
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,700
I think I have bipolar situation going on man.

692
00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,600
Viper is.

693
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,780
An alter ego.

694
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,080
Francis Higgins is more of a kind of fucking.

695
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,100
I don't know.

696
00:33:09,140 --> 00:33:09,340
He's got.

697
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:09,680
He's got.

698
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,280
He's got his shit together as Francis.

699
00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:13,580
I've got my shit together.

700
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:14,540
But when I fucking.

701
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,100
Go.

702
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:16,540
When I go fucking Lula.

703
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,360
I feel like I've got the fucking confidence.

704
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:21,440
Of a million.

705
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,580
The neck of yous.

706
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,500
I've got it.

707
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,700
I've got the confidence of a million fucking.

708
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,500
twink prank phone calls.

709
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,660
Vipolar yeah.

710
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:42,860
Is right.

711
00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:44,620
Film watch list.

712
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,160
These cunts just walking around.

713
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,200
Gotta put them in the warehouse.

714
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:49,960
Yeah I know man.

715
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,520
You need to fucking.

716
00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:52,580
How'd you get past these boys?

717
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,660
They're taking the piss.

718
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:54,540
And there's a cat.

719
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:55,900
Little fucking cat.

720
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,420
And this guy's.

721
00:33:58,420 --> 00:33:59,240
Huckle buck baby.

722
00:33:59,380 --> 00:33:59,540
Is he?

723
00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:00,460
Or whatchamacallit.

724
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:03,220
What you call rockabilly?

725
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:24,220
Milo says I finished my cornflakes and I'm away to feed booze to the bums of Brighton. Do the pubs early in open?

726
00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:25,220
Lunchtime eh?

727
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:29,220
Do the pubs early in Brighton open? Do the pubs open in Brighton early?

728
00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:35,220
I heard they were fucking 24 hour over in in Tenland.

729
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:40,220
Yeah.

730
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:43,220
Jacob Rees, Mog MP. Thank you very much.

731
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:48,220
You say the people have spoken. You have a clear mandate to smack them in into the cyberspace.

732
00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,220
Hey look.

733
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:55,220
I have a picture of you too.

734
00:34:55,220 --> 00:35:01,220
Nozomi has come all the way out to the fucking harbor because she fancies me.

735
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:03,220
I'm gonna imagine I'm real.

736
00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:10,220
And she brought a photographer with her. What's that about? We can only imagine.

737
00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:12,220
No, that's okay.

738
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:16,220
Don't be shy. Stand there. Here we go.

739
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:19,220
Both of you get in closer. Smile.

740
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:26,220
That's it. Here goes.

741
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:28,220
Look at his face.

742
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,220
Which do you want?

743
00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:32,220
Would it kill him to smile?

744
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,220
Yo.

745
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,220
What one should we choose?

746
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:46,220
Maybe the one on the right.

747
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,220
Cause he looks more powerful even though he looks meaner.

748
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:50,220
Mainer and...

749
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,220
She gets the one where they're not close.

750
00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,220
Alright.

751
00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:12,220
Yeah.

752
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,220
Bridge look.

753
00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:18,220
I can't do that.

754
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:22,220
I could do that, but it would take a while to do a director's cut.

755
00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,220
Of the Hardy Bucks movie.

756
00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:46,220
I don't know.

757
00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,220
I don't know.

758
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:50,220
Nozomi.

759
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:51,440
Nozomi.

760
00:36:51,440 --> 00:37:21,420
Nozomi.

761
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:35,160
are a shame. Okay. I used to work in a tweed mill and day one they gave me a 50 foot long

762
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:43,200
machine consisting of 30 big rollers all capable of mincing a human at a second's notice. Ten

763
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:49,140
minute run through and away I went. Does anyone else have any amazing tales of

764
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:58,500
health and safety debacles on day one of workplace of learning a learning a

765
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:13,020
machine or operating a a dangerous machine? If so I want to hear it. Tom hi Rio I've got

766
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:18,900
something to ask you do you know where the mad angels hang out? I don't know. Rio I

767
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:28,260
heard a rumor that you are going after the mad angels. I've got my reasons. Trust me. No man do not go and get

768
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:37,620
mixed up with them. If you know anything about them please Tom you've got to tell me. Sorry but I don't know man. Really?

769
00:38:40,260 --> 00:39:10,240
I don't know.

770
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:40,220
I don't know.

771
00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:41,340
About the Mad Angels?

772
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:42,660
Sorry.

773
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:46,060
All I know is that they are some bad mofos, man.

774
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,280
I see.

775
00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:49,900
Right.

776
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,560
Insensitive, possibly.

777
00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,600
Racist, no.

778
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:09,260
I hope that Tom is in the second game because I want to play the second game and if he's not in it, it'd be a bit of a letdown.

779
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:10,980
Yo, bro!

780
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,040
I could take or leave this cunt with the emphasis heavy on leave.

781
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,320
Have you seen any of the Mad Angels around?

782
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:20,920
Whoa, bro!

783
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,740
Like I said, don't say that name out loud!

784
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,320
You know, right?

785
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:27,400
Tell me.

786
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:28,680
Ah, bro!

787
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,960
Well, I ain't got no choice, I guess.

788
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,640
Motorcycles, they ride around the harbor at night.

789
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,060
Yeah.

790
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:37,940
At night, huh?

791
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,640
We know this.

792
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,040
We know this to be true, yeah.

793
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,980
Where's Ken Black's sandwich?

794
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,600
What's Ken Black's?

795
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:57,680
A few years ago, when I was 18, they had me on the forklift first day reversing and bumped the forest into a load of bikes.

796
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,840
I didn't get on the forklift the first day, I wasn't that lucky, but I had to fucking weasel my way into the situation, you know?

797
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,820
I was trained by a lad who was younger than me.

798
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:16,280
And he was a farmer, so he had experience driving tractors since he was like fucking 10 or something.

799
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,520
And, uh...

800
00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,640
He was a funny fucker, man.

801
00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:25,920
He was saying he was going to get a body kit for the forklift.

802
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:33,760
Which, at the time, I thought was hilarious.

803
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,220
Ken Black's is a massive toy shop, is it?

804
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,840
Let's have a look in here.

805
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,800
Hey, stop!

806
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,980
This area is prohibited without authorization.

807
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,620
Hey, get out of here!

808
00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:10,060
Maybe I'll get into a scrap with these Mad Angel books down here.

809
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,840
Ken Black's is Smith's.

810
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:34,080
Time to go back to work now.

811
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:46,180
Aaron Cooney.

812
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:47,780
Have you been chatting with Gordon Elliot about the boys?

813
00:42:47,780 --> 00:42:48,720
It's already this late.

814
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,200
I haven't.

815
00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,860
I don't keep in contact with Gordon.

816
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,860
In fact, we never talked after that meeting.

817
00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:53,460
Warehouse number 18.

818
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:54,340
Okay.

819
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,040
Would you believe it?

820
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,700
He wasn't interested in keeping in touch.

821
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:16,020
Just doing my job.

822
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:17,780
Working nine to five.

823
00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:19,460
Waterways make living.

824
00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:19,460
Okay.

825
00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:19,560
Okay.

826
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:34,500
Can you do an Irish accent, Arnaldine?

827
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:35,180
I'll try, yeah.

828
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:38,160
Top of the morning to you.

829
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,120
To be sure, to be sure.

830
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,740
How about that?

831
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,940
Do you reckon that'd work?

832
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,000
Okay.

833
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,980
Or was it a load of old shite?

834
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,420
You'd want to lower the load, yeah.

835
00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:11,400
It was dangerous, but as I said, no one's trained me.

836
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,580
I got trained the last day off your man, but he fucking said...

837
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:17,800
He got thick and just fucking left me with it.

838
00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:19,620
He goes, you'll just have to learn on the job.

839
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,460
Four out of ten.

840
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,660
Hey, I'll take that.

841
00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:53,440
It's not easy being greasy.

842
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:53,520
Okay.

843
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:53,520
It's not easy being greasy.

844
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,280
You might lure the load.

845
00:44:59,280 --> 00:44:59,280
You might lure the load.

846
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,340
I can't lure the load.

847
00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:03,520
You have to drive with the fucking thing up like this.

848
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:05,500
All the rest of the boys are doing so.

849
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:09,960
The rear...

850
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,300
Rear wheel fucking drive...

851
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:14,800
Or rear wheel turn steering is...

852
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,220
You have to get your head around that.

853
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,500
Like, you know, that's a tough one to get your head around it first.

854
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:29,520
What's the worst job you had?

855
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,720
Hmm...

856
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:37,220
Probably moving bits of fucking metal up and down a production line on...

857
00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,100
In McHale's.

858
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,140
I say it was...

859
00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:46,860
It wasn't the worst.

860
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,420
It was probably the most boring.

861
00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:50,100
Like, the time didn't go by.

862
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:53,040
You had to listen to podcasts and shit for the time to go by.

863
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:02,080
Good morning, young Myers.

864
00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:03,380
How are ya?

865
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,560
What console are you playing this on?

866
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,400
I'm playing it on PC.

867
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,100
Shenmue was released for the PC...

868
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,220
Last year, I think.

869
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,580
I'd never played it before, so I thought I'd give it a lash.

870
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,420
I'm flying it.

871
00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,320
Impy, I'm fucking flying it, man.

872
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:26,140
This is the way forward.

873
00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:26,420
No.

874
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,140
I've got the full license and everything.

875
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,120
Did anybody win money yesterday on the fucking GGs?

876
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,920
Run over a few boys with a cracky cat.

877
00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,760
They all dodge out the way, man.

878
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:59,560
I don't know if that'll work either.

879
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,140
Because he just stops the...

880
00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:04,700
It seems to stop in front of the people.

881
00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:08,300
You can't run them over.

882
00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,180
You can't lower a box onto their head.

883
00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:14,940
They've basically got the health and safety tied up.

884
00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:17,120
They coded the health and safety into the game.

885
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,040
It's hard-coded.

886
00:47:18,740 --> 00:47:20,660
I think that's the way we're going...

887
00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:23,120
Wow, look at that jogger ran into the fucking thing.

888
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,700
With the...

889
00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:29,940
The self-driving cars that we're all going to be in in a few years' time.

890
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,460
It's like...

891
00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:35,160
Health and safety is going to be hard-coded into life.

892
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,360
But I wonder will they...

893
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,880
Are they going to outlaw...

894
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,460
Is this going to outlaw...

895
00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:42,720
Traditional cars?

896
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:44,680
Like, you're not going to...

897
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,680
Sooner or later, you're not going to be allowed to drive your own car.

898
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:50,940
Because it's going to be an antiquated method of transportation.

899
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,940
Like, there's too much risk of human error...

900
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:56,100
To let that happen anymore.

901
00:47:59,060 --> 00:48:02,120
In which case, that's an encroachment on freedom.

902
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,240
Which I don't think I'd be happy with.

903
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,840
Because there's nothing better than getting behind the wheel of the Almera.

904
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:08,820
Fucking letting rip, man.

905
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,980
And overtaking as well.

906
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,060
On a shitty, windy old road in the West.

907
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:16,700
When someone's doing fucking...

908
00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:17,980
80 all day.

909
00:48:18,660 --> 00:48:20,780
And you need to get to Castle Bar fast.

910
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,360
Because time is money.

911
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,500
And you live in Mayo.

912
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,700
And you're Gordon Gekko, man.

913
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,700
And you need to get to fucking...

914
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:28,860
Lidl.

915
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,300
Fast.

916
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,780
Because that's life.

917
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:32,940
Okay?

918
00:48:33,940 --> 00:48:35,220
Lunch is for wimps.

919
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:45,360
Slutty McSlutface says...

920
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,360
No fucking car will drive me.

921
00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:54,160
There'll be a black market of petrol cars.

922
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,780
They'll be very easy to track.

923
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,300
The cops will be...

924
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,940
The cops will be able to find you very easy.

925
00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:02,300
Like...

926
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:04,320
Maybe they won't be able to get you though.

927
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:05,740
That's another thing.

928
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,200
Will the cops be allowed to drive?

929
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:08,900
And you won't be allowed to drive.

930
00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:10,720
Because the cops will need the...

931
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:12,720
The mobility...

932
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:16,220
That you can only get from a fucking normal car.

933
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:16,620
Like...

934
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:17,920
Self-driving car.

935
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,100
You're not going to be able to...

936
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:19,920
Catch a baddie.

937
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:20,480
Or a cop.

938
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,140
Or a robber.

939
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,240
In a self-driving fucking car.

940
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,060
Or...

941
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:28,340
The robber isn't going to be able to get away from the bank.

942
00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:30,580
In a self-driving car as fast.

943
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:30,900
Like...

944
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:31,060
You know.

945
00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:34,120
A lot of questions to be asked.

946
00:49:34,380 --> 00:49:34,720
A lot...

947
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,580
There's still a lot of questions about...

948
00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:37,560
This whole...

949
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:38,720
Way in which we're going.

950
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,020
You know.

951
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,640
Stick with steel every time.

952
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:54,320
Thanks for the tip.

953
00:49:54,660 --> 00:49:55,920
I'll buy a high in the bag.

954
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,620
Your career is fucked, Schkepp.

955
00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,700
And which I have to say, Jonathan.

956
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,880
What career?

957
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,000
Do you know what I mean?

958
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,640
This is life.

959
00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:05,520
Kid.

960
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:07,420
This is life.

961
00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:16,540
Also...

962
00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:17,420
You can only...

963
00:50:17,420 --> 00:50:18,940
You can only come back.

964
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:20,560
You have to go away to come back.

965
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,880
That's the way I looked at it.

966
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,140
Maybe by the time self-driving cars have hit the scene.

967
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,240
Something might be going on then.

968
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,020
I wonder will I ever drive a fucking Tesla out of town.

969
00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:39,960
Imagine a Tesla driving me around the town.

970
00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:41,720
I wouldn't need anyone to fucking drive me.

971
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,280
I wouldn't have to drive the Almir anymore.

972
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,620
Be able to just roll the fucking window down.

973
00:50:48,140 --> 00:50:49,880
And go...

974
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,420
Any fucking scandal, lads?

975
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,840
Have you seen this Tesla?

976
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,720
Elon Musk job.

977
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,900
I'm going to be going around doing laps in the Tesla all day.

978
00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:03,700
I'm going to stop for an hour around 3 o'clock to charge it back up.

979
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:06,640
That'll get me another few hours fucking drive.

980
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,760
My career as a forklift driver is actually on the up.

981
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:22,240
You gotta look at it like that, man, you know?

982
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,440
Might have been sacked.

983
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,220
From fucking...

984
00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:28,340
All my other jobs.

985
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:31,840
Putin might have fucking put the fucking bullet in that.

986
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,000
But I mean...

987
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,920
As far as driving a virtual forklift goes...

988
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,220
I'm in the market, you know?

989
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:38,600
And that's...

990
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,440
Someone said yesterday, that's the way life's going to be in about 50 years' time.

991
00:51:42,940 --> 00:51:44,640
We're all going to be doing virtual tasks.

992
00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:47,700
I can say, look, I've got a fucking...

993
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:49,300
They'll go, watch your CV.

994
00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:52,920
And I'll just whip out the fucking archive of streams.

995
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,560
And they'll be like, whoa, you...

996
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,920
You really fucking came first in that race.

997
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,080
That forklift truck race.

998
00:51:59,260 --> 00:51:59,780
I was like, yeah.

999
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:02,200
Yes, I did.

1000
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,340
And you managed to move...

1001
00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:06,680
10 crates a day.

1002
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:10,440
From warehouse number 3 to warehouse number 18.

1003
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:12,960
Yes, I fucking did.

1004
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:16,360
And I found the person who killed my father.

1005
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:18,040
You know what I mean?

1006
00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:26,360
Scottish King says, ha ha ha.

1007
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,040
All you watching this are losers.

1008
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,860
The irony being, he himself is watching it.

1009
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:34,780
And then not only is he watching it,

1010
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:38,200
but he's going through the effort of fucking writing messages.

1011
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:42,640
Best of luck.

1012
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,600
We'll see you someday on the mainframe.

1013
00:52:45,600 --> 00:53:05,260
Good morning, Roshin.

1014
00:53:06,740 --> 00:53:08,080
I want to fight your father.

1015
00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:14,400
I believe in you, but do you believe in yourself?

1016
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:15,320
I don't know.

1017
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:15,760
Belief is...

1018
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:19,540
It's a hard fucking concept to get your head around.

1019
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,720
I think we all believe in ourselves to begin with.

1020
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,360
But then things happen.

1021
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,900
Changes happen in life.

1022
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:27,980
You might get shook.

1023
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,920
Your beliefs might get shook.

1024
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:30,760
You might crumble.

1025
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,160
Some shit might happen.

1026
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:33,520
That'll fuck you up.

1027
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,420
You might suffer trauma.

1028
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,580
Or some shit.

1029
00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:36,580
Or some shit.

1030
00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:37,580
And then...

1031
00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:38,580
And then...

1032
00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:40,640
It can be tough.

1033
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,580
When the chips are down...

1034
00:53:42,580 --> 00:53:43,660
It can be fucking tough.

1035
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,520
But the...

1036
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:49,760
I think what needs to be done...

1037
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,520
Is...

1038
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,080
Perseverance through the hardest of times.

1039
00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:55,680
Hope against hope.

1040
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,660
There is always something at the other side.

1041
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,280
I'm a big believer in that.

1042
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:03,640
Not only when we die, but in life.

1043
00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:04,960
Before the death happens.

1044
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,340
You have to go through fucking hell to get to heaven, lads.

1045
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,520
I'm working Christmas Day.

1046
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:15,480
Do you know what I mean?

1047
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,400
Stay woke, Tommy Swords.

1048
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,200
Stay out of trouble.

1049
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,280
I like a bit of fucking crumble myself.

1050
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:27,580
Yeah.

1051
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,220
When the chips are down and your world is crumbling...

1052
00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:32,420
You need to eat a bit of fucking crumble.

1053
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,800
I'm off the drink, Frankie Schgolds.

1054
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:38,960
I'm off the drink and I'm on the hope.

1055
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:47,880
Well.

1056
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:49,680
Finished for the day.

1057
00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:51,140
Another day.

1058
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:51,900
Another doll.

1059
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:52,640
Another yen.

1060
00:54:53,180 --> 00:54:53,940
Roisin Barrett.

1061
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,180
Could you live stream it?

1062
00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:55,460
Okay.

1063
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:56,280
Good job.

1064
00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,160
A lad getting arrested outside Spar.

1065
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:02,700
Thanks.

1066
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,760
You met quota, son.

1067
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:06,400
So starting tomorrow...

1068
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:07,980
You'll get a 50 yen raise.

1069
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,960
That'll be 450 yen per crate.

1070
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,160
Thank you.

1071
00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:15,500
Keep up the good work.

1072
00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:17,920
Peter Renshaw, Viper View got fucking...

1073
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,240
Yes, thank you very much.

1074
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:20,400
In the head, back of the head.

1075
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,680
It got plutoniumed by the Ruskies, man.

1076
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:41,140
Can you stream it, please, Roshi?

1077
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,820
Lad getting arrested outside Spar.

1078
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:43,520
What's he done?

1079
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,700
Did you see the two lads?

1080
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:48,880
Did you see the lad on the bus getting fucking five straight headbutts

1081
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,440
and then a few schlaps to boot?

1082
00:55:52,440 --> 00:56:00,200
If you stream it, Roshi, we'll all head over to your channel.

1083
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:02,540
I'll put it on mine and we'll stream your stream.

1084
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:15,980
Am I going to get into another fucking fight with these clowns?

1085
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:21,640
And how much money do I need to get to fucking Asia or Hong Kong?

1086
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,480
Mark, have you seen any of the Mad Angels?

1087
00:56:24,220 --> 00:56:25,880
No, sure haven't.

1088
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:26,800
All right.

1089
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:36,600
Excuse me?

1090
00:56:37,140 --> 00:56:37,800
What is it?

1091
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,720
Have you seen a gang called the Mad Angels?

1092
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,100
Why don't you ask the foreman?

1093
00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:44,580
Yeah, well, maybe don't stream it then.

1094
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:45,200
I think he'll know something.

1095
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,340
Yeah, because you'll dock yourself.

1096
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:46,340
Thanks.

1097
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:53,640
Matthew Blunt.

1098
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,680
You can see the video.

1099
00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:55,280
It's online.

1100
00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:58,040
It's on YouTube or it's on fucking someone.

1101
00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:00,760
It's on someone.

1102
00:57:04,340 --> 00:57:07,800
I've seen it on a WhatsApp, but I'd say it's on YouTube as well.

1103
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:14,260
I can post some internet videos again.

1104
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:19,240
I'm going to post one next week because, as I said, the streaming is not sufficient.

1105
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,060
It's good, but it's not sufficient.

1106
00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:24,060
I enjoy playing games, but I mean, that's not...

1107
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:25,060
It's not...

1108
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:27,840
It's not everlasting, you know?

1109
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,760
There's a video...

1110
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,000
There'll be a video next week.

1111
00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:38,340
W. J. I. R. C.

1112
00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:39,340
*Try the door*

1113
00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:52,340
Goro?

1114
00:57:52,340 --> 00:57:53,340
Yo, bro!

1115
00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,340
Have you seen any of the-

1116
00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,340
Woah, bro!

1117
00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:59,340
You know, r-

1118
00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:00,340
Ah, bro!

1119
00:58:00,340 --> 00:58:01,340
Motorcycle!

1120
00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,340
At night, huh?

1121
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:09,340
*Try the door*

1122
00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:11,340
Ryan Jarvis, I don't know, but it's a good effect.

1123
00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:18,340
Excuse me?

1124
00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,340
What is it?

1125
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:24,340
*Try the door*

1126
00:58:24,340 --> 00:58:27,340
*Try the door*

1127
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:31,340
I hear they're making all types of mad hash now, Ulm.

1128
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,340
*Try the door*

1129
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:33,340
*Try the door*

1130
00:58:33,340 --> 00:58:34,340
*Try the door*

1131
00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:35,340
*Try the door*

1132
00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,340
*Try the door*

1133
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:37,340
*Try the door*

1134
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,340
*Try the door*

1135
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,340
*Try the door*

1136
00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,340
*Try the door*

1137
00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:41,340
*Try the door*

1138
00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:50,340
Apparently there's all this new shite going on, like, fucking, uh, dabs, or concentrated wax, or some shite like that, or-

1139
00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:51,340
*Try the door*

1140
00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:52,340
*Try the door*

1141
00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:53,340
*Try the door*

1142
00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:54,340
*Try the door*

1143
00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:55,340
*Try the door*

1144
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,340
*Try the door*

1145
00:58:56,340 --> 00:58:58,340
It's all fucking Greek to me, to be honest.

1146
00:58:58,340 --> 00:59:12,580
I'll do a bit of street view in a bit maybe yeah Frankie. Maybe we'll go to the locations

1147
00:59:12,580 --> 00:59:14,580
from this game.

1148
00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:40,580
I should look around a bit more. I have to wait till night time for these crucibles.

1149
00:59:40,580 --> 01:00:10,560
The mystery of Dr. Oatker. No I never got to the bottom of that. Apparently he was a Nazi though. She said she was a Nazi. The collagen letter Kenny spent 25,000 euro on 4 couches. Can I email you a link? It would make a good story. I'll send you the video of them too. Boom time. Yeah why not? I don't want to know.

1150
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:28,560
As long as there's no like. It's not going to be bullying anyone is it? The thing with the Irish news is you want to fucking watch it and mock it and stuff but then there's always someone who you end up bumping into the next day and you'll be like I see what you did on stream and it wasn't nice like you know.

1151
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:38,500
I need to be like I need to be like I need to be like Master Chen. I need to need Master Chen. What's your name? Ryo Hazuki. As far as I know Master Chen is not expecting you. I'm afraid I can't let you in.

1152
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:52,140
Steve Jennings. Who is he? Should we watch him? Is he on YouTube? Another lad is streaming Shenmue. Should we all go into his fucking chat or something? Chatterbait.

1153
01:00:52,140 --> 01:01:03,320
One sec now.

1154
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:04,140
One sec now.

1155
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:12,140
One sec now.

1156
01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:21,140
Let's have a look.

1157
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:35,940
How would you find out where people are fucking live? Channel, movie, games, upload. Features live.

1158
01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:48,140
I'm glad they blurred that out for us. I was worried. They missed a little bit of the butthole you don't have to blur it out. The butthole is natural.

1159
01:01:48,140 --> 01:02:00,140
Fuck that. Where is it Steve Jennings? He's on YouTube. Can you link us there? Don't link because I sticky quince.

1160
01:02:00,140 --> 01:02:15,100
*Growling*

1161
01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:16,100
*Fuck*

1162
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,100
That's the Hazuki family crest

1163
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:19,100
*Shout*

1164
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,100
*Shout*

1165
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:22,100
And that mirror you're looking for

1166
01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:24,100
I wonder if there's a connection

1167
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:26,100
Sorry I'm eating Bombay mix

1168
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:29,100
He's got two viewers, we'll all go in and fucking

1169
01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:31,660
And then we'll, ah no don't, but then we'll leave

1170
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,660
But then will we? I don't know

1171
01:02:33,660 --> 01:02:37,660
Will it be a, ah we'll fucking see what he's doing, come on

1172
01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:38,460
*Fuck*

1173
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:40,460
Your father left us a clue

1174
01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:42,460
*Fuck*

1175
01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:44,460
*Fuck*

1176
01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:46,460
*Fuck*

1177
01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:48,460
*Fuck*

1178
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:50,460
*Fuck*

1179
01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:52,460
*Fuck*

1180
01:02:52,460 --> 01:02:54,460
*Fuck*

1181
01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:56,460
*Fuck*

1182
01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:58,060
Steve Jennings is in there already

1183
01:02:58,060 --> 01:03:10,060
Francis Higgins

1184
01:03:10,060 --> 01:03:12,720
who's that

1185
01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:25,660
what you mean

1186
01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:26,460
somebody's trying to beat

1187
01:03:26,460 --> 01:03:27,780
my run

1188
01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:29,940
he's speedrunning

1189
01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:31,640
he's fucking speedrunning

1190
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:32,780
man

1191
01:03:32,780 --> 01:03:38,760
yeah get open

1192
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:45,220
this sword it has

1193
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:00,660
I'm tempted to just get this game on the PC

1194
01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:03,640
I'm going to start to convince myself

1195
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,180
that the game runs faster on the PC

1196
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:16,220
thanks Bill

1197
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:19,220
Your reputation has been greatly enhanced.

1198
01:04:23,220 --> 01:04:26,220
Franchis is the top Shenmue streamer on YouTube, really.

1199
01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:30,220
How do I speedrun?

1200
01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:34,220
What I generally do is I get this screen up here.

1201
01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:38,220
Then I open this little thing here.

1202
01:04:44,220 --> 01:04:48,220
And then you just run, you know? You just do it.

1203
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:52,220
It's here for a reason. Is it some kind of switch?

1204
01:04:52,220 --> 01:04:54,220
The guards are after him.

1205
01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:05,220
What's that slut for?

1206
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:07,220
I need to log in to fucking comment on him.

1207
01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:11,220
My lap time! I dunno!

1208
01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:13,220
Get first place.

1209
01:05:13,220 --> 01:05:14,220
Okay.

1210
01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:15,220
Get first place.

1211
01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:16,220
Okay.

1212
01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:17,220
I...

1213
01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:18,220
I...

1214
01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:19,220
This morning...

1215
01:05:19,220 --> 01:05:20,220
If you're wondering what I'm doing...

1216
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:21,220
This morning I had another crack at the bad ending speedrun.

1217
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:44,800
This morning, if you're wondering what I'm doing, this morning I had another crack at

1218
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:52,540
the bad ending speedrun. By the time I got there I noticed that I hadn't made any time, I was

1219
01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:57,580
actually a few seconds out at my best, so I just stopped and now I'm just messing around.

1220
01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:05,640
He seems like a nice guy just quinn. Thanks man! Best of luck to you too, if you're having

1221
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:12,700
a crack at it. Good luck to anyone, especially if you're doing the full speedrun, the full

1222
01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:21,880
game. That's a dedication, that's not a speedrun, that's an endurance. I know, I tried, when

1223
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:29,460
this game first came out on the new systems, the re-release, I tried it on the Xbox and it

1224
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:40,600
crashed 6 hours 45 minutes into it. Spiders! So I've been putting off doing it again. No!

1225
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,660
*Gasp* Hey you!

1226
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,140
Spiders!

1227
01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:49,820
Spiders!

1228
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:53,700
So I'm not really speedrunning, I'm just having a mess around.

1229
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
*Gasp* No! Hey you!

1230
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,320
These scratches must be from the shells.

1231
01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:59,580
Spiders!

1232
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:03,240
Spiders!

1233
01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:07,680
I'm doing everything in the order that I would do it in.

1234
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,140
If I was doing a proper speedrun.

1235
01:07:09,940 --> 01:07:10,900
Spiders!

1236
01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:15,120
They are. They are in this house when they get fermented.

1237
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:16,120
*Gasp*

1238
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:16,620
*Gasp*

1239
01:07:17,620 --> 01:07:21,180
Right. That's enough of your man. Back to my own game.

1240
01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:22,180
*Gasp*

1241
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:23,180
*Gasp*

1242
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:29,180
Well done. Well done for boosting his... his... his... reputation.

1243
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,780
Fair fucks to him anyway.

1244
01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:58,460
Oh my god.

1245
01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:04,120
I forgot how I was taken away from this game for a second and life got better and now I'm back.

1246
01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:06,900
And life's gone down the fucking drain again.

1247
01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:12,000
Tom.

1248
01:08:12,820 --> 01:08:13,700
Hi there you.

1249
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,340
Bombay mix.

1250
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,760
Are you doing a bit of Bombay?

1251
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:27,160
Steve Jennings exercised the utmost dignacious demeanor in the chat room there.

1252
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:37,660
Power through.

1253
01:08:37,660 --> 01:08:45,540
Mark.

1254
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:46,920
About the mad angels.

1255
01:08:47,580 --> 01:08:47,920
Dio.

1256
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,840
It ain't wise to go messing with them.

1257
01:08:53,580 --> 01:08:59,040
It's funny how they, well it's not funny but they killed his brother and dumped him in the sea.

1258
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,600
And now, oh man.

1259
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:05,000
That's why he's fucking, how sad.

1260
01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,840
That's why he's staring out at the sea every day like this.

1261
01:09:09,100 --> 01:09:12,560
He knows that his brother is out there dead in the fucking ocean you know.

1262
01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:29,740
That seems to help that the monotony is right.

1263
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:31,400
Maybe I should get some Bombay mix.

1264
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:33,660
I've been in the boat.

1265
01:09:33,900 --> 01:09:35,720
I have some fucking lozenges.

1266
01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:39,800
I got this fucking innocent smoothie shite.

1267
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,300
Totally tropical.

1268
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,420
See how that goes you know.

1269
01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:57,740
Yeah, grid rain.

1270
01:09:58,460 --> 01:10:01,100
They beat the shit out of Mark on a daily basis as well.

1271
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:11,020
Not only did they kill his brother and dump him in the sea.

1272
01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:15,140
They keep kicking the fuck out of Mark every day.

1273
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,020
Wouldn't you just leave the harbour after all that shit?

1274
01:10:18,060 --> 01:10:19,100
I wouldn't fucking work there.

1275
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,040
Wonder did Sticky Quince know what happened?

1276
01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:34,120
I wonder what Sticky Quince means.

1277
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:49,440
Wish you could just go inside the fucking Mad Angels gaff.

1278
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:59,000
Excuse me.

1279
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,260
What is it?

1280
01:11:00,780 --> 01:11:02,460
Have you ever seen any of the Mad Angels?

1281
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,020
The Mad Angels?

1282
01:11:04,540 --> 01:11:05,920
I've never seen them.

1283
01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:09,120
I hear that they hang out near the entrance of the harbour.

1284
01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:10,320
I see.

1285
01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:14,360
Entrance to the harbour.

1286
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:39,680
A quince is a fruit like a shite apple.

1287
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,520
Never heard of that man.

1288
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,800
Quincy Jones.

1289
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,840
He did a call map.

1290
01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,040
I have something to ask you.

1291
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,620
I'm in a rush to get somewhere.

1292
01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:51,080
I'm busy.

1293
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,620
Ask me later.

1294
01:11:52,860 --> 01:11:53,040
Eh?

1295
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:54,000
Sure.

1296
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,340
This guy.

1297
01:11:56,340 --> 01:11:56,960
Excuse me.

1298
01:11:57,420 --> 01:11:58,300
Do you have time?

1299
01:11:58,940 --> 01:11:59,380
Sorry.

1300
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:00,840
I'm busy.

1301
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:02,360
Ask me later.

1302
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:02,840
Eh?

1303
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:03,760
Sure.

1304
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:11,100
I bet you.

1305
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:12,040
I have something to ask you.

1306
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:13,100
I bet you.

1307
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:13,600
I bet you.

1308
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:13,600
Yeah.

1309
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:14,520
Can you ask somebody else?

1310
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:15,540
Sure.

1311
01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:16,180
Excuse me.

1312
01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:17,540
Do you have time?

1313
01:12:18,100 --> 01:12:19,780
I'm in a rush to get somewhere.

1314
01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:22,080
Can you ask somebody else?

1315
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:23,020
Sure.

1316
01:12:25,100 --> 01:12:27,380
I have something to ask you.

1317
01:12:28,060 --> 01:12:28,380
Sorry.

1318
01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:30,000
Can somebody stop?

1319
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,300
Can you stop this?

1320
01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:31,820
Sure.

1321
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,840
Excuse me.

1322
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,180
Do you have time?

1323
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,440
I'm in a rush to get somewhere.

1324
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,280
Ask another security guard, will ya?

1325
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:43,480
Um.

1326
01:12:43,780 --> 01:12:45,480
I have something to ask you.

1327
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,520
Sorry.

1328
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:49,580
Ask another security guard, will ya?

1329
01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:49,940
Maybe.

1330
01:12:49,940 --> 01:12:50,000
Maybe.

1331
01:12:50,000 --> 01:13:06,940
Maybe they're up here.

1332
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:08,300
Entrance to the harbor.

1333
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:08,420
Okay.

1334
01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:28,840
Quince is doing glitches through walls, fucking hell.

1335
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:41,020
Maybe I should ask around about the mad angels.

1336
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:42,020
Thanks for the tip.

1337
01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:44,020
I'll buy a pint with that.

1338
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,020
Fees.

1339
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:50,700
Thanks very much fees, says Class Streaming Mr. Jennings.

1340
01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:53,700
I'm not Mr. Jennings.

1341
01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:58,520
Isn't it mad how he can deliver those lines, says them completely.

1342
01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,520
You pan-faced.

1343
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,520
Yeah.

1344
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:05,520
Right.

1345
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:14,200
Long time no see.

1346
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:19,200
This is the guy who's been sniffing around us like a dog?

1347
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,200
Looks like we're gonna have to-

1348
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:28,200
Yeah fees.

1349
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:31,200
Thanks very much for the tip.

1350
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:35,200
Yo, snake.

1351
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:41,200
Run this straight off now.

1352
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:45,200
I'm gonna get him.

1353
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,200
Wow.

1354
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,200
Wow.

1355
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,200
Wow.

1356
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:52,200
See that man.

1357
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,200
See that man.

1358
01:14:54,200 --> 01:15:07,300
I'll give you pain.

1359
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:08,360
Little shit.

1360
01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:10,600
Lord Rash.

1361
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:12,540
Lord Rash.

1362
01:15:12,540 --> 01:15:42,520
Lord Rash.

1363
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:46,300
No, I lost them.

1364
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,120
Ah, fuck.

1365
01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:58,960
Let's do this.

1366
01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,880
Let's have no seed.

1367
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:06,060
Hey, that's the guy who fucking had a child, no less, in a sleeper hold.

1368
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:07,860
Sleeper hold?

1369
01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:10,220
Sleeper hold?

1370
01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:15,980
He had the child in a sleeper hold and then I booted a fucking football at his face.

1371
01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:20,220
And then he lost grip of the child and ran away.

1372
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:22,300
And now he's back for more punishment.

1373
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,960
Thankfully, he hasn't got a child under his arm.

1374
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,800
I have a bit of my Shen movie.

1375
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:32,840
Shen's movie.

1376
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,100
And then we'll fucking head on.

1377
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:39,760
This is the guy who's been sniffing around us like a dog?

1378
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:43,640
Looks like we're gonna have to run this stray off now.

1379
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:47,080
I'm gonna get it.

1380
01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:49,220
I'm gonna get it.

1381
01:16:49,220 --> 01:17:10,420
I'll give you pain.

1382
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:11,480
Little shit.

1383
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:12,920
Little shit.

1384
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:19,920
Now!

1385
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,920
Now!

1386
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:49,920
I hope!

1387
01:17:49,920 --> 01:18:07,920
I hope we kill this cunt. I'll give you pain you little shit. I hope he dies now. I don't usually wish death on... I'm not one for wishing death on cuts but this fucker needs to go.

1388
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:23,100
Smooth move, you ain't so bad, punk.

1389
01:18:25,060 --> 01:18:25,980
Are you?

1390
01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,420
But your time's up.

1391
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,260
You wish.

1392
01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:37,740
No one takes on the mad angels in this harbor and lives to tell about it.

1393
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,440
It's the bottom of the sea for you.

1394
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:42,780
Bag cunts, bag cunts, get him.

1395
01:18:51,420 --> 01:18:53,640
Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do?

1396
01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:55,540
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1397
01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:57,680
Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do?

1398
01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,640
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1399
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,600
Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do?

1400
01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:11,360
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1401
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:13,660
Bag cunts, bag cunts, what you gonna do?

1402
01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:15,520
What you gonna do when they come for you?

1403
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:15,620
Come on!

1404
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,420
Beat the cunts!

1405
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,180
Beat the cunts!

1406
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,380
Fucking hell man, he's tough.

1407
01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:36,180
Fuck!

1408
01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:50,640
YES!

1409
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:54,840
YES!

1410
01:19:54,840 --> 01:20:04,840
Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

1411
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:11,840
*Gunshot*

1412
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,840
*Gunshot*

1413
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,840
Bad angels and Chiyu Ming connected.

1414
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,840
I don't know.

1415
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:17,840
What?

1416
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:23,840
Wait, I don't know if he's Chiyu Ming, but there's some Chinese big shot leaving here soon.

1417
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:24,840
Big shot?

1418
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:29,840
Yeah, they had me arrange a cruiser to take him out to a big ship offshore.

1419
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,840
What's his name?

1420
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:36,840
I don't know, but I hear he wears some Silk Grove thing with a dragon on it.

1421
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:38,840
Yes, Landy the cunt.

1422
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:39,840
Landy, he's still around here.

1423
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,840
Landy's a cunt.

1424
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,840
And a, and a bollocks.

1425
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:46,840
Please, I beg you, don't tell anyone I told you.

1426
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:48,840
They'll kill me!

1427
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:57,840
I should go home.

1428
01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:02,840
*Bell rings*

1429
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:03,840
Cunt got bet.

1430
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,840
*Bell rings*

1431
01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,840
Hey, time to go home to bed man.

1432
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:12,840
We all know the, we all know the protocol.

1433
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:16,840
We go back to the Owl Lady, she fuckin' tugs me in.

1434
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:17,840
I wake up.

1435
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,840
I go to work.

1436
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,840
And I fuckin' kick ass.

1437
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:26,840
Kick the shit out of a load of fuckin' biker cunts.

1438
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,840
Fuckin' biker mice from Mars job.

1439
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:37,840
Did you ever watch the cartoon, Biker mice from Mars man?

1440
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,840
It's fuckin' deadly.

1441
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:41,840
If you're five.

1442
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:42,840
Not now though.

1443
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:48,840
Now I have to pay gas bills and fuckin' make sure that the fuckin' dog is walked.

1444
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:52,840
And, um, think about the future and all that kind of stuff.

1445
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,840
I wish the times were easier to be honest.

1446
01:21:55,840 --> 01:22:00,840
*Bell rings*

1447
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:04,840
*Bell rings*

1448
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,840
Here we are, waiting for the old bus home.

1449
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:09,840
Fuckin' great situation to be in.

1450
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:10,840
Yeah.

1451
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:17,840
Brain Schlug says, "I've got to go play soccer ball for Milan. Hope you get to Hong Kong."

1452
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:20,840
Thanks very much, Brain Schlug.

1453
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,840
And, and I want to tell you something, Brain Schlug.

1454
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:25,840
You're listening in to me so you can see whether I'm right or I'm wrong.

1455
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,840
It was never your intention to go to Milan.

1456
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:32,840
What you wanted was a situation where you were called up to the, the Ireland squad

1457
01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,840
without having to go to travel to Italy.

1458
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:38,840
But, I'm told that it's a great place for the career.

1459
01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:41,840
Your career is on the rise.

1460
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:44,840
Mine is kind of stagnating at the moment.

1461
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:46,840
I'm hoping to get trials myself.

1462
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:50,580
Until then I'm gonna keep playing fucking video games on a live stream

1463
01:23:12,380 --> 01:23:15,100
Thanks very much film film my watch list

1464
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:22,000
Welcome to the stream Derek Gibson sweet JJ Matthew blunt any relation to James blunt

1465
01:23:27,740 --> 01:23:29,740
This is Christmas Day as well

1466
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,980
Around the twist yeah you swatch that man

1467
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,800
Surreal surreal stuff

1468
01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:55,640
Did you ever ever feel like shit when strange things happen are you going round the twist?

1469
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,640
Oh

1470
01:23:57,640 --> 01:23:59,640
Oh

1471
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:26,120
Steve Jennings

1472
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:52,600
Steve Jennings: Whoa, gotta get going

1473
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,600
Bag guns, bag guns.

1474
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:57,320
Bag guns, bag guns.

1475
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:02,520
Bandy is still in the harbor. No way.

1476
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:15,320
How did you get on in Hong Kong Siegel? Did you get your balls licked in Hong Kong Siegel?

1477
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:24,920
Oh fuck. Another race. Racist.

1478
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:32,200
Good morning everyone. Good morning. How are you keeping? All right. Yes.

1479
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:41,320
You all do your best now. Yeah. Yes. Like always, three laps to the finish. Everybody ready? Yeah.

1480
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:45,800
Demonic. On your marks, almost time to go.

1481
01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:55,080
Ready? Go!

1482
01:25:55,080 --> 01:26:14,200
Oh. Having fucking class crack all the time. Having fucking class crack all the time. Driving fucking forklift, you know it's right. I'm gonna win another race. I'm gonna take the piss out of this place.

1483
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:20,440
Making me work, lifting boxes all day, I ain't got time to play.

1484
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:24,840
I wanna find the man who killed my father.

1485
01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:28,580
His name is Landy, Chinese man.

1486
01:26:29,540 --> 01:26:33,560
Wears him pajamas, hairy slippers and stupid hair.

1487
01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:39,460
He stole my mirror and he made my father into a corpse.

1488
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:44,760
This game is really boring and monotonous.

1489
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:47,520
I might need to eat some Bombay mix.

1490
01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:51,040
How the fuck does that guy Quince do the speedrun?

1491
01:26:52,620 --> 01:26:54,320
Can't believe you'd play this.

1492
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:58,780
If you've played it once, you'll probably never fail again.

1493
01:26:58,940 --> 01:27:02,340
It's that bad. I'd say it was good back in the day.

1494
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,540
But now it's not.

1495
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,540
It's a shame of a game.

1496
01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:12,480
I ain't got no interest.

1497
01:27:14,220 --> 01:27:15,440
Got stuck there.

1498
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:16,980
The wheel got jammed.

1499
01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:21,320
Now I'm gonna have to bring this round as fast as I can.

1500
01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:24,060
Hi Tachi all the way boys.

1501
01:27:30,060 --> 01:27:32,080
Did these lads have their forklift licenses?

1502
01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:32,780
I'm not sure.

1503
01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:33,720
Fuck yeah.

1504
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:54,900
We'll make up for it. We'll make up for it.

1505
01:27:54,900 --> 01:28:23,720
Having fucking class crack all the time.

1506
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:45,240
Pure drift.

1507
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:52,540
Watch this. Come on.

1508
01:28:52,540 --> 01:29:14,540
Finish! Oh man, so close. You almost had it. Here's your prize. Thanks. Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. Wow, I got a little toy forklift.

1509
01:29:14,540 --> 01:29:29,440
Thanks very much, Matt Salinas. I hope you're keeping well, Matt. Any crack up the town?

1510
01:29:29,820 --> 01:29:43,500
Yeah. Did you see Gibsoe up the town, man? He's throwing fucking donations around like they're going out of fashion. I want to say thanks to Gibsoe. He's a fucking legend, man. He's throwing a bit of weight behind the fucking gas bills.

1511
01:29:45,420 --> 01:29:50,680
I'll try and throw a few more tunes up on SoundCloud one of the days, hey, when I can be fucked.

1512
01:29:52,920 --> 01:29:56,240
Salinas, watch your house. The cops are looking for you.

1513
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:12,080
It's Linus. Have you any fucking fags? No? Alright. See you later.

1514
01:30:12,420 --> 01:30:30,360
Gotcha. Take this cargo to warehouse number 18. Here's the map. The quote is written on it. No problem. This one's a bit further, so don't get lost.

1515
01:30:34,420 --> 01:30:59,260
Fuck me, man. Fuck me. Fuck me. Why's the fucking... Sorry, I don't know. It's tough. It's a tough fucking situation. It's a hard job, man. I wasn't even trained. I wasn't even trained to do this.

1516
01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:04,420
Hmm. I do like that.

1517
01:31:14,420 --> 01:31:15,420
Fucking Bannon.

1518
01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:19,420
Hope you're keeping well, Schleg.

1519
01:31:21,420 --> 01:31:22,420
That's fucking nice.

1520
01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:27,420
You're an absolute sweetheart of a peach.

1521
01:31:29,420 --> 01:31:31,420
I want to say something about Bannon.

1522
01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:33,420
He knows what the fucking boom time is.

1523
01:31:33,420 --> 01:31:35,420
Any scandal yourself?

1524
01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:42,420
I heard fucking Dubnub was after you. Watch out for Dubnub. He's a bit of a fucking butt nut.

1525
01:31:50,420 --> 01:32:08,420
Hey. Dubnub. I'm only messing hey. I don't even know what a butt nut is. But yourself and Bannon. You'd want to watch your fucking houses. Bannon especially. Cunts got a fucking provisional license. I went to the guards yesterday, Bannon. Told them that you're on your fucking fifth provisional license and it's about to expire. They're watching for you. You can't. You need to put in for the full license soon, man.

1526
01:32:08,420 --> 01:32:29,420
We know where what you're doing, you fucking prick. I'm only messing, Bannon. You're not a prick. You're sound. Listen, Bannon, man. Have you any fucking fags?

1527
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:57,420
Bannon, man. Any relation to fucking Steve Bannon? Yeah. Yeah. Thongy. You're alright, man. But Bannon's better than you.

1528
01:32:57,420 --> 01:33:00,420
Bannon's better than you.

1529
01:33:09,420 --> 01:33:26,420
Now. Fucking Steve Bannon there, man. Making it all worthwhile. So I take these and I go all the way to 18 again. What a- This is fucking bullshit, man. This is bullshit. Do I got here? Do I got here? Do I got here? Move that crate over there. No.

1530
01:33:26,420 --> 01:33:50,420
Go on. Get back. Back up. Okay. Okay. Matt Salinas is after you. Hey, Bannon, thanks very much for that, man. Steve Bannon. The ponies. Are you gonna throw a few fucking quid on the fucking ponies, man?

1531
01:33:50,420 --> 01:34:18,180
Pony Lenehan? Am I going to 18 again? Fucking wrong way. Bannon is the fucking boom time, man. So then we go down there. Ah, here we go. I know the fucking warehouse is like the back of my hand now.

1532
01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:31,080
Dubnub.

1533
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:33,800
Buttnut was the Frank Rizzo thing, was it?

1534
01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:37,500
Hey, Eric, the piano tuning guy.

1535
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,040
Yeah, the buttnut.

1536
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:43,820
Uh-oh.

1537
01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:53,320
Fuck, where am I going?

1538
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:03,600
Uh-oh.

1539
01:35:05,740 --> 01:35:06,780
I fucked it up.

1540
01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:16,440
I fucked it up so you could fly on mountains.

1541
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:43,440
I fucked it up.

1542
01:35:43,440 --> 01:35:46,640
Big shout out to all the fucking buttnuts out in the audience.

1543
01:35:47,340 --> 01:35:49,080
Big shout out to all the buttnuts.

1544
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:55,120
Hey, bring back the Celtic Tiger, that's what I say.

1545
01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:00,680
Hey, I seen the bus simulator.

1546
01:36:00,820 --> 01:36:02,600
Yeah, I'll fucking download it to Young Sandwich.

1547
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:12,680
Shenmue 2.

1548
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:14,040
Imagine how good that's going to be.

1549
01:36:14,100 --> 01:36:15,880
If this is Shenmue 1, fucking hell.

1550
01:36:16,340 --> 01:36:18,720
What kind of shit will they have you doing in Shenmue 2?

1551
01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:20,960
They'll have you buttnuttin', I'd say.

1552
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:25,120
Yeah, Nolesy.

1553
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:28,000
Yeah, Nolesy.

1554
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:33,320
Thanks very much for that kind-hearted and generous donation, man.

1555
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:40,400
Did you ever go to Nolesley Safari Park over in fucking the mainland UK?

1556
01:36:41,980 --> 01:36:44,540
If you did, fair fucks to you.

1557
01:36:44,940 --> 01:36:49,720
If not, I don't care even if you did or you didn't, man.

1558
01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:50,840
You're welcome to the street.

1559
01:36:51,620 --> 01:36:53,180
Hope you're fucking doing well, horse.

1560
01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:55,380
Keep doing what you're doing.

1561
01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:11,120
I want to tell you things about yourself you never knew before.

1562
01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:15,240
I want to make your whole world fall around you.

1563
01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:18,440
That's the new song.

1564
01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:19,540
It's coming out soon enough.

1565
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:24,320
I sold the lyrics to it to Ariana Grande.

1566
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:25,220
She bought it.

1567
01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:27,960
And that's going to be coming out soon enough.

1568
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:33,200
I'm actually not supposed to sing that because, I mean, I sold it, you know.

1569
01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:37,440
It hasn't been released yet, but it's going to be a smash.

1570
01:37:39,780 --> 01:37:41,140
I'll give it another go again.

1571
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:48,900
I want to tell you things about yourself you don't know, you fucking tool.

1572
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:56,660
I want to tell you things about yourself you're so thick you should have gone to school.

1573
01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:58,860
Baby, yeah.

1574
01:37:59,140 --> 01:38:00,820
Baby, yeah.

1575
01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:02,680
Go back to school, baby.

1576
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:04,720
Yeah, you thick.

1577
01:38:06,220 --> 01:38:09,020
That's the new Ariana Grande song coming out soon, man.

1578
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,260
I sold, I made the lyrics last night.

1579
01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:14,240
I emailed last night when I met it.

1580
01:38:14,840 --> 01:38:17,820
And I had an email back this morning that said, watch your PayPal.

1581
01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:21,520
I said, fucking Streamlabs.

1582
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:24,420
Check the PayPal.

1583
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:26,220
Song bought.

1584
01:38:27,580 --> 01:38:28,440
Song was bought.

1585
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:34,400
I'm not going to tell you how much I sold that piece for, but I mean, you can guess yourself.

1586
01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:35,240
It's Ariana Grande.

1587
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:39,420
It's not a fucking, it's not going to be, it's not going to be sitting on a shelf for a few years.

1588
01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:40,680
Do you know what I mean?

1589
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:56,220
She wrote back, but I haven't fucking responded.

1590
01:38:56,340 --> 01:38:57,460
She said, what are you doing today?

1591
01:38:57,660 --> 01:38:59,840
I said, I'm fucking doing the Shenmue stream then.

1592
01:39:00,380 --> 01:39:01,440
She said, can I come over?

1593
01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:02,220
Can I come over?

1594
01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:03,160
I said, I don't know.

1595
01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:04,500
I'm fucking Shenmueing it.

1596
01:39:04,580 --> 01:39:04,960
Like, you know.

1597
01:39:07,460 --> 01:39:11,140
I said, Gav from, she goes, why do you not want to hang out with me?

1598
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:14,560
I said, Gav from effing's coming around to watch the fucking stream.

1599
01:39:16,260 --> 01:39:16,620
Ariana.

1600
01:39:16,980 --> 01:39:17,640
Would you listen?

1601
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:19,060
You're not listening to me, Ariana.

1602
01:39:19,300 --> 01:39:20,640
Open your fucking ears.

1603
01:39:24,340 --> 01:39:26,760
And she said, give us a ring back when you're done.

1604
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:27,940
I said I might.

1605
01:39:28,720 --> 01:39:30,460
If I'm feeling it, I fucking will.

1606
01:39:30,500 --> 01:39:30,840
I might.

1607
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:38,560
And she goes, are you still there on the phone?

1608
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:41,160
Because there was a big long pause because I didn't even bother fucking.

1609
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:43,480
I couldn't even be fucked talking to her.

1610
01:39:44,260 --> 01:39:47,400
I couldn't even be fucked talking to Ariana, man.

1611
01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:48,400
She's fucking annoying.

1612
01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:50,320
She goes, are you still there?

1613
01:39:50,460 --> 01:39:53,360
And I said to her, thank you next.

1614
01:39:53,700 --> 01:39:54,200
Good luck.

1615
01:39:55,160 --> 01:39:55,980
And I hung up.

1616
01:39:56,380 --> 01:39:57,240
And she called back.

1617
01:39:57,800 --> 01:39:58,440
And I texted.

1618
01:39:58,580 --> 01:39:59,240
I said, I'm busy.

1619
01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:00,320
I can't answer, man.

1620
01:40:01,220 --> 01:40:01,960
Do you know what I mean?

1621
01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:05,960
You got to fucking treat him mean and keep him fucking keen, man.

1622
01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:07,140
Grandy.

1623
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:10,340
Grandy will be on the fucking phone no bother to me tonight.

1624
01:40:11,140 --> 01:40:11,540
Tonight.

1625
01:40:12,860 --> 01:40:14,320
And I don't care about that.

1626
01:40:15,040 --> 01:40:16,900
And that's why she keeps coming back to me.

1627
01:40:17,140 --> 01:40:18,260
That's why she left Pete.

1628
01:40:18,260 --> 01:40:22,060
That's why she left Pete.

1629
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:27,240
Mick Daly.

1630
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:30,420
I hope you're keeping well.

1631
01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:32,440
There's a cut scene coming up soon enough.

1632
01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:32,920
I don't know.

1633
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:35,080
The lads just having a bit of lunch.

1634
01:40:39,680 --> 01:40:40,620
Yeah, Daly.

1635
01:40:41,980 --> 01:40:42,820
How's the form?

1636
01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:47,540
Hope you're fucking spending your fucking Thursday afternoon wisely.

1637
01:40:47,740 --> 01:40:48,160
Or morning.

1638
01:40:48,160 --> 01:40:49,240
Or whatever the fuck it is.

1639
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:52,320
It'll be afternoon in 15 minutes, man.

1640
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:55,160
Make sure you get a bit of lunch inside the fucking belly, yeah?

1641
01:40:56,220 --> 01:40:57,040
Make sure you look daily.

1642
01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:58,360
Good luck.

1643
01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:19,900
So you did respond every single time.

1644
01:41:19,900 --> 01:41:20,900
Maybe I did.

1645
01:41:20,900 --> 01:41:21,200
Maybe I did.

1646
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:21,860
But I mean.

1647
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:24,020
Just bits and pieces.

1648
01:41:24,260 --> 01:41:24,560
Like, you know.

1649
01:41:25,260 --> 01:41:26,200
Pete briquettes.

1650
01:41:26,700 --> 01:41:28,200
And legit fire lighters.

1651
01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:40,280
I'm trying to find the mad angels.

1652
01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:41,960
Do you know anything about you?

1653
01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:43,040
Do you know what there's?

1654
01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:43,080
Do you know what there's?

1655
01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:43,080
Do you know what there's?

1656
01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:43,580
Do you know what there's?

1657
01:41:43,580 --> 01:41:44,560
The mad...

1658
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:45,560
Hmm...

1659
01:41:45,560 --> 01:41:47,600
I have no idea.

1660
01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,040
Is that so?

1661
01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:52,700
Thank you very much.

1662
01:41:52,780 --> 01:41:53,480
I don't know why...

1663
01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:54,720
Should we put on a tune here?

1664
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:57,800
100 yen a song.

1665
01:41:58,020 --> 01:41:59,020
Maybe just one song.

1666
01:42:00,020 --> 01:42:01,320
Let's crank up the volume.

1667
01:42:02,460 --> 01:42:04,860
If you just joined us, this is Shenmue, baby.

1668
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,360
Ariana Grande's missin'.

1669
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:09,480
She doesn't know what she's missin'.

1670
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:22,200
I spent a night bashing the old Ariana Grande last...

1671
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:23,260
The last day.

1672
01:42:25,060 --> 01:42:25,860
I got...

1673
01:42:25,860 --> 01:42:28,360
I went over to the fucking jukebox.

1674
01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:31,920
And I stuck on a bit of fucking boznav.

1675
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:36,920
*Piano music*

1676
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:41,920
*Piano music*

1677
01:42:41,920 --> 01:43:09,920
*Piano music*

1678
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:39,900
So, let's go.

1679
01:43:39,900 --> 01:44:03,800
Welcome to the fucking daddy, Shukra.

1680
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:13,800
Hello, Yang Gang.

1681
01:44:13,800 --> 01:44:39,620
Yang Gang.

1682
01:44:39,620 --> 01:44:42,760
Yang Gang.

1683
01:44:43,620 --> 01:44:45,820
Yang Gang.

1684
01:44:45,820 --> 01:44:48,420
I'm going to have a good time.

1685
01:44:48,420 --> 01:44:51,420
I'm going to have a good time.

1686
01:44:51,420 --> 01:44:56,420
I'm going to have a good time.

1687
01:44:56,420 --> 01:45:00,420
I'm going to have a good time.

1688
01:45:00,420 --> 01:45:06,420
I'm going to have a good time.

1689
01:45:06,420 --> 01:45:10,420
I'm going to have a good time.

1690
01:45:10,420 --> 01:45:14,420
I'm going to have a good time.

1691
01:45:14,420 --> 01:45:24,420
Gang gang.

1692
01:45:24,420 --> 01:45:28,420
Somebody bite my dog milk.

1693
01:45:28,420 --> 01:45:34,420
He looks a bit worse for wear.

1694
01:45:34,420 --> 01:45:36,420
He looked a bit rough around the edges.

1695
01:45:36,420 --> 01:45:39,420
He needs a wash and a sleep.

1696
01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:43,020
And a wife.

1697
01:45:43,020 --> 01:45:50,020
Imagine you could say to someone if they looked a bit rough, "You need a fucking wife, man."

1698
01:45:50,020 --> 01:45:51,020
See that come, man?

1699
01:45:51,020 --> 01:45:53,020
He needs a wife.

1700
01:45:53,020 --> 01:46:07,020
What am I meant to do with my lunch break?

1701
01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:09,020
Like, where do I find these cons?

1702
01:46:09,020 --> 01:46:13,020
Do I find out more about the trade?

1703
01:46:13,020 --> 01:46:23,020
Do you reckon Landy is down at the other side of the harbour, is he?

1704
01:46:23,020 --> 01:46:24,020
the other side of the harbour, is he?

1705
01:46:24,020 --> 01:46:24,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1706
01:46:24,020 --> 01:46:25,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1707
01:46:25,020 --> 01:46:26,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1708
01:46:26,020 --> 01:46:27,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1709
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:28,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1710
01:46:28,020 --> 01:46:29,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1711
01:46:29,020 --> 01:46:30,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1712
01:46:30,020 --> 01:46:31,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1713
01:46:31,020 --> 01:46:32,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1714
01:46:32,020 --> 01:46:33,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1715
01:46:33,020 --> 01:46:34,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1716
01:46:34,020 --> 01:46:35,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1717
01:46:35,020 --> 01:46:36,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1718
01:46:36,020 --> 01:46:37,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1719
01:46:37,020 --> 01:46:38,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1720
01:46:38,020 --> 01:46:39,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1721
01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:40,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1722
01:46:40,020 --> 01:46:41,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1723
01:46:41,020 --> 01:46:42,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1724
01:46:42,020 --> 01:46:43,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1725
01:46:43,020 --> 01:46:44,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1726
01:46:44,020 --> 01:46:45,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1727
01:46:45,020 --> 01:46:46,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1728
01:46:46,020 --> 01:46:47,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1729
01:46:47,020 --> 01:46:48,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1730
01:46:48,020 --> 01:46:49,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1731
01:46:49,020 --> 01:46:50,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1732
01:46:50,020 --> 01:46:51,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1733
01:46:51,020 --> 01:46:52,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1734
01:46:52,020 --> 01:46:53,020
I'm not going to have a good time.

1735
01:46:53,020 --> 01:46:59,020
Nadine Coyle is a big fan of the stream.

1736
01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:02,020
She keeps it on the DL.

1737
01:47:02,020 --> 01:47:08,020
She doesn't like to tell anyone because she's kind of jealous of the success.

1738
01:47:08,020 --> 01:47:16,020
When she tunes into this and she sees 195 viewers hovering on the 200 mark,

1739
01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:21,020
Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud gets spooked.

1740
01:47:21,020 --> 01:47:39,020
I'm so glad I did the stream this morning because I knew that there would be another fucking five days work.

1741
01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:40,020
Or a few days work.

1742
01:47:40,020 --> 01:47:43,020
Until I have all the yen made, you know.

1743
01:47:43,020 --> 01:47:45,020
Excuse me.

1744
01:47:45,020 --> 01:47:46,020
Yes?

1745
01:47:46,020 --> 01:47:49,020
Have you noticed anything unusual around at the harbor lately?

1746
01:47:49,020 --> 01:47:50,020
You?

1747
01:47:50,020 --> 01:47:52,020
You're Hazuki, right?

1748
01:47:52,020 --> 01:47:53,020
Yeah.

1749
01:47:53,020 --> 01:47:55,020
Someone asked me about you.

1750
01:47:55,020 --> 01:47:56,020
Who was it?

1751
01:47:56,020 --> 01:47:58,020
They looked like a couple of thugs to me.

1752
01:47:58,020 --> 01:47:59,020
Is that so?

1753
01:47:59,020 --> 01:48:00,020
Gordy!

1754
01:48:00,020 --> 01:48:01,020
Okay.

1755
01:48:01,020 --> 01:48:02,020
Gordy!

1756
01:48:02,020 --> 01:48:04,020
Gordy!

1757
01:48:04,020 --> 01:48:06,020
Gordy!

1758
01:48:16,020 --> 01:48:18,020
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1759
01:48:18,020 --> 01:48:20,020
Trade ups. Maybe...

1760
01:48:20,020 --> 01:48:22,020
Oh no, I was already in here.

1761
01:48:26,020 --> 01:48:28,020
Oh fuck, I'm back to work anyways.

1762
01:48:28,020 --> 01:48:30,020
Back to work.

1763
01:48:30,020 --> 01:48:32,020
The way of the beast.

1764
01:48:32,020 --> 01:48:34,020
Warehouse number 18.

1765
01:48:34,020 --> 01:48:36,020
Okay. Here we go, baby.

1766
01:48:36,020 --> 01:48:40,020
This is it. Another fucking day, another yen.

1767
01:48:42,020 --> 01:48:44,020
Watch me. I'm gonna really

1768
01:48:44,020 --> 01:48:46,020
drive the fuck out of this machine now.

1769
01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:48,020
Hitachi.

1770
01:48:48,020 --> 01:48:50,020
Oops.

1771
01:48:50,020 --> 01:49:14,020
John Schgack-Bersen.

1772
01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:38,020
"Francis, can you say 'warehouse number 18' in an Antrim accent?" I don't know how to do that, man. "Nordy accent is tough." "Warehouse number 18." Nah, rubbish. Rubbish.

1773
01:49:38,020 --> 01:49:52,020
"They have better FTH internet in Mayo than Australia can manage in its cities." What's FTH? Fast. Fat. Fat tube hierarchy.

1774
01:49:56,020 --> 01:50:15,020
Fast track. Hellhole. "Can you just work every day until the game ends?" You can, can you? You mean, have I got enough money to get to fucking Hong Kong now? Or have I been fucking working my bollocks off for no reason?

1775
01:50:15,020 --> 01:50:34,020
"I have 35,000 yen in the bank, in the sack?" "I have 35,000 yen in the sack, can I get to Hong Kong with that?" "Or do I need to work a few more days?"

1776
01:50:34,020 --> 01:50:54,020
"Our prayers have been answered." "Oh, man." "Rockabilly, rockabilly bastard has had a bad egg for breakfast again." "Either that or someone's kicked him in the bollocks."

1777
01:50:54,020 --> 01:51:15,140
Quick time event.

1778
01:51:16,820 --> 01:51:20,460
Just lads want me to go into fucking warehouses and kick the fuck out of them.

1779
01:51:20,460 --> 01:51:22,980
He's coming.

1780
01:51:24,440 --> 01:51:25,920
Haha, I took the bait.

1781
01:51:27,460 --> 01:51:31,200
These guys are like the fellas in Landis in Fatal Deviation.

1782
01:51:31,300 --> 01:51:32,760
They're too old to be at this crack.

1783
01:51:32,860 --> 01:51:35,200
They need to fucking get jobs themselves.

1784
01:51:35,340 --> 01:51:35,940
They need families.

1785
01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:37,340
They need wife.

1786
01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:38,640
They need to have responsibilities.

1787
01:51:38,960 --> 01:51:40,920
They need to progress to the next stage in life.

1788
01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:47,180
How can they even learn to love themselves if they can't love others?

1789
01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:49,240
Or is it the other way around?

1790
01:51:49,240 --> 01:51:49,640
I don't know.

1791
01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:56,780
Yeah, the only thing that lad loves.

1792
01:51:56,780 --> 01:51:58,900
Look at how camped that is.

1793
01:51:58,900 --> 01:51:59,380
That hat.

1794
01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:03,660
Oh, wrong one.

1795
01:52:04,180 --> 01:52:04,640
Wrong one.

1796
01:52:06,540 --> 01:52:08,480
Two fucking knees to the chest.

1797
01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:29,420
Uh oh.

1798
01:52:39,020 --> 01:52:39,620
Combo.

1799
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:43,320
All the fucking pipes fell on his stupid body.

1800
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:46,540
Where is that cunt landee?

1801
01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:49,760
I'm ready for him. I'm gonna snap his neck.

1802
01:53:01,240 --> 01:53:03,240
What's that smidge?

1803
01:53:05,380 --> 01:53:08,200
Fuck you. Fuck them man.

1804
01:53:16,060 --> 01:53:18,320
Back to work. Back to work anyway.

1805
01:53:19,540 --> 01:53:22,160
Just had to stop off for a quick fucking shakedown.

1806
01:53:22,680 --> 01:53:24,060
And now I'm back on the job.

1807
01:53:24,340 --> 01:53:25,360
Diligent as you like.

1808
01:53:25,720 --> 01:53:26,360
Earning the yen.

1809
01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:28,560
I'm bringing home the bacon baby.

1810
01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:31,760
I'm bringing home the sake for mana.

1811
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:48,220
It's kind of them to attack you one at a time.

1812
01:53:48,400 --> 01:53:48,640
It is.

1813
01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:52,300
I prefer that.

1814
01:54:03,300 --> 01:54:05,420
Oh it's been a long day down the harbor.

1815
01:54:05,580 --> 01:54:06,980
I'm fucking wrecked.

1816
01:54:09,820 --> 01:54:11,040
I'm fucking wrecked man.

1817
01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:12,220
I've been down the harbor all day.

1818
01:54:12,300 --> 01:54:13,260
I'm fucking wrecked.

1819
01:54:14,920 --> 01:54:18,200
I must have moved what 15, 16 fucking boxes all day.

1820
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:19,080
I'm wrecked.

1821
01:54:20,540 --> 01:54:21,960
I'm fucking wrecked man.

1822
01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:30,340
Gonna get home and feed mammy some sake.

1823
01:54:31,880 --> 01:54:34,700
Holiday sleep so she stops wrecking the fucking head.

1824
01:54:46,480 --> 01:54:47,980
Off to pull the snake.

1825
01:54:48,320 --> 01:54:49,080
Stay Japanese.

1826
01:54:49,480 --> 01:54:50,520
And most of all happiness.

1827
01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:51,400
Owen O'Neill.

1828
01:54:51,740 --> 01:54:52,800
Best of luck with yourself.

1829
01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:56,220
And go easy on the fucking Ariana Gland day.

1830
01:54:56,600 --> 01:54:58,120
You don't want to bash that too hard.

1831
01:55:08,740 --> 01:55:11,980
Certified forklift driver and chick kicker outer.

1832
01:55:14,740 --> 01:55:15,860
How you keeping me?

1833
01:55:18,440 --> 01:55:20,020
See how fast I'm doing this man.

1834
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:22,660
My name is Hitachi O2.

1835
01:55:28,460 --> 01:55:28,900
Yeah.

1836
01:55:30,580 --> 01:55:33,240
TC donated 4 euro 42.

1837
01:55:33,700 --> 01:55:35,040
Thank you very much TC.

1838
01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:36,900
You're a top cat.

1839
01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:40,440
I don't say that lightly.

1840
01:55:42,320 --> 01:55:45,420
You say I didn't know Craggy Island had its own Chinatown.

1841
01:55:45,780 --> 01:55:46,000
Well.

1842
01:55:46,500 --> 01:55:47,480
Welcome to the galaxy.

1843
01:55:47,640 --> 01:55:48,100
Here we are.

1844
01:55:48,260 --> 01:55:48,880
We're in fucking.

1845
01:55:49,040 --> 01:55:50,180
It's actually Japan man.

1846
01:55:51,700 --> 01:55:53,460
So what you said there was racist.

1847
01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:54,400
You assumed.

1848
01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:55,560
That these.

1849
01:55:56,720 --> 01:55:57,640
Specific Asians.

1850
01:55:58,060 --> 01:55:58,220
Were.

1851
01:55:58,780 --> 01:55:59,180
Chinese.

1852
01:56:00,600 --> 01:56:01,420
In fact not.

1853
01:56:01,520 --> 01:56:02,380
They're a different culture.

1854
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:04,200
They're an island based people.

1855
01:56:04,200 --> 01:56:20,780
Were you fucking mistaken Japanese people.

1856
01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:22,680
For Chinese people were you.

1857
01:56:23,240 --> 01:56:24,280
You want to watch out man.

1858
01:56:25,940 --> 01:56:28,340
That's fucking racist you cut.

1859
01:56:28,340 --> 01:56:40,060
Almeer Asan

1860
01:56:40,060 --> 01:56:45,960
Go to Asia travel and buy a boat ticket

1861
01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:47,040
I'm gonna do that baby

1862
01:56:47,040 --> 01:56:50,140
It's just that when he falls asleep

1863
01:56:50,140 --> 01:56:54,240
When he leaves the house

1864
01:56:54,240 --> 01:56:56,080
It goes automatically to the harbor

1865
01:56:56,080 --> 01:56:58,820
I can't leave the harbor

1866
01:56:58,820 --> 01:57:02,680
You're flying it Mick

1867
01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:03,820
It's supposed to be working

1868
01:57:03,820 --> 01:57:07,060
You should be doing a bit of work like me

1869
01:57:07,060 --> 01:57:09,080
Driving a forklift and fucking stacking boxes

1870
01:57:09,080 --> 01:57:15,660
Oh tool chan

1871
01:57:15,660 --> 01:57:24,540
Yeah

1872
01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:27,280
Sarah snake

1873
01:57:27,280 --> 01:57:31,140
Thanks very much for that snake

1874
01:57:31,140 --> 01:57:34,580
I hope you're fucking keeping well Sarah snake

1875
01:57:34,580 --> 01:57:37,060
You old snake in the grass

1876
01:57:37,060 --> 01:57:38,860
Thank you very much

1877
01:57:38,860 --> 01:57:40,960
You're a great supporter of the streams

1878
01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:42,280
I appreciate it

1879
01:57:42,280 --> 01:57:45,220
Thanks very much for that

1880
01:57:45,220 --> 01:57:46,820
That's a nice little amount

1881
01:57:46,820 --> 01:57:46,960
That's a nice little amount

1882
01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:48,960
That's a nice little amount

1883
01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:51,160
Yeah Bannon

1884
01:57:51,160 --> 01:57:55,700
You've been doing a lot of kind work there in the past hour

1885
01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:57,640
I want to say something to you

1886
01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:00,400
You're a fucking hero and a legend

1887
01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:02,460
Do you want to go spinning tonight?

1888
01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:07,560
I've got the fucking wheels to be put on the car

1889
01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:10,320
I need new tires and the NCT's at fucking four o'clock

1890
01:58:10,320 --> 01:58:11,120
After that

1891
01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:13,860
The town is our oyster buddy

1892
01:58:13,860 --> 01:58:26,340
Actually Bannon Javany fucking fags man

1893
01:58:26,340 --> 01:58:36,620
I like the way the sound of the forklift

1894
01:58:36,620 --> 01:58:38,460
Keeps going even though

1895
01:58:38,460 --> 01:58:41,500
There's a change of the scene

1896
01:58:41,500 --> 01:58:44,720
Got a nice scene going on down here

1897
01:58:44,720 --> 01:58:47,020
Got a great scene going on

1898
01:58:47,020 --> 01:58:49,340
Down at that harbor you're working at

1899
01:58:49,340 --> 01:59:00,320
Good luck to you Bannon

1900
01:59:00,320 --> 01:59:01,560
And Sarah Snake

1901
01:59:01,560 --> 01:59:02,600
Where's LeBeef?

1902
01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:04,100
I don't know

1903
01:59:04,100 --> 01:59:08,420
I don't know

1904
01:59:08,420 --> 01:59:09,080
LeBeef

1905
01:59:09,080 --> 01:59:11,620
Did Shia LeBeef do his fucking

1906
01:59:11,620 --> 01:59:13,320
He will not divide us thing again?

1907
01:59:13,420 --> 01:59:14,160
Did he do a new one?

1908
01:59:14,220 --> 01:59:14,420
Did he?

1909
01:59:14,980 --> 01:59:18,040
I heard they put a flag up somewhere

1910
01:59:18,040 --> 01:59:20,220
And then someone with a drone managed to take it down

1911
01:59:20,220 --> 01:59:26,280
Which sounded like a bit of Greg

1912
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:28,280
*sad music*

1913
01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,280
*sad music*

1914
01:59:30,280 --> 01:59:32,280
*sad music*

1915
01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:34,280
*sad music*

1916
01:59:34,280 --> 01:59:36,280
*sad music*

1917
01:59:36,280 --> 01:59:37,280
*sad music*

1918
01:59:37,280 --> 01:59:38,280
*sad music*

1919
01:59:38,280 --> 01:59:40,280
*Squeak*

1920
01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:42,280
*Squeak*

1921
01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:44,280
*Squeak*

1922
01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:46,280
*Squeak*

1923
01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:48,280
*Squeak*

1924
01:59:48,280 --> 01:59:50,280
*Squeak*

1925
01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:52,280
*Squeak*

1926
01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:54,280
*Squeak*

1927
01:59:54,280 --> 01:59:56,280
*Squeak*

1928
01:59:56,280 --> 01:59:58,280
*Squeak*

1929
01:59:58,280 --> 02:00:00,280
*Squeak*

1930
02:00:00,280 --> 02:00:02,280
*Squeak*

1931
02:00:02,280 --> 02:00:04,280
*Squeak*

1932
02:00:04,280 --> 02:00:06,280
*Squeak*

1933
02:00:06,280 --> 02:00:08,280
*Squeak*

1934
02:00:34,280 --> 02:00:35,280
*Squeak*

1935
02:00:35,280 --> 02:00:35,780
*Squeak*

1936
02:00:35,780 --> 02:01:05,760
*sad music*

1937
02:01:05,760 --> 02:01:07,760
*sad music*

1938
02:01:07,760 --> 02:01:13,760
Here we go! We're off to Hong Kong! I swear to fuck, I'm not- I'm quitting the job, it's shit!

1939
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:19,760
*sad music*

1940
02:01:19,760 --> 02:01:21,760
Thanks.

1941
02:01:21,760 --> 02:01:25,760
*sad music*

1942
02:01:25,760 --> 02:01:31,760
Hey, that's nice, but I won't be fucking back, you can shove your forklift up your fucking hole!

1943
02:01:31,760 --> 02:01:33,760
*sad music*

1944
02:01:33,760 --> 02:01:36,780
Do I mean that'll be 500 yen per crate

1945
02:01:38,680 --> 02:01:40,680
Thank you

1946
02:01:43,360 --> 02:01:45,360
Thank you very much

1947
02:01:53,140 --> 02:02:00,240
See you later Emer you're gonna miss out on a cool cutscene though. Hey Dio. I overheard some information

1948
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:07,940
Information I heard them all whispering something about long job. That is soon

1949
02:02:09,480 --> 02:02:14,180
Few fuck there's been a few boys of town whispering about long. Yeah, I

1950
02:02:16,260 --> 02:02:19,120
Am a snake who likes to play?

1951
02:02:20,880 --> 02:02:26,880
Long job best I could figure it's some mad angels black market deal

1952
02:02:28,040 --> 02:02:30,440
Makes sense. They've been on edge lately

1953
02:02:30,440 --> 02:02:35,260
Long job when's it supposed to happen?

1954
02:02:38,880 --> 02:02:41,020
Hong agas Kong

1955
02:02:47,880 --> 02:02:51,160
Would you not stay on the docks and make a career out of us Keaton?

1956
02:02:55,320 --> 02:02:58,820
It's this it's the sort of shitty parents say to you when you go off

1957
02:02:58,820 --> 02:03:05,380
I'm actually gonna go traveling for a bit because I'm not really happy in my job at the moment your parents would be like

1958
02:03:06,740 --> 02:03:08,740
Your mother would be like

1959
02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:11,400
Would you not stay on the docks and make a career out of us?

1960
02:03:11,400 --> 02:03:18,340
Right now I'm not happy I'm actually getting depressed and workman and I realize it's not the career for me

1961
02:03:20,620 --> 02:03:23,020
If you leave your job you'll have no money in it

1962
02:03:23,020 --> 02:03:24,440
You'd be like

1963
02:03:24,440 --> 02:03:48,500
Ah ma'am no I don't really want to keep working the docks like I mean it's been five years now I've all I do every day is I do forklift truck I have to fucking do the boxes and stuff and I thought before I'd only do this for a year or two before I'd move on to something else but now it's been five like you know. So I'm gonna go traveling and get my head together. Would you not stay on the docks and make a career out of it?

1964
02:03:49,500 --> 02:04:18,380
Well mother there is no real career because there's no fucking movement you see there's no movement I I'd need to even if even if I do stay here I'd need to fucking get some sort of qualification that would allow progression mother. If you quit your job and go traveling you'll have no money coming in. Yeah I know ma'am but like I'm depressed. Would you not stay on the dock and make a career out of it? Listen mum would you fuck off? That kind of boy.

1965
02:04:18,380 --> 02:04:36,820
Yeah that's another one Lung set sure your father has been doing the same thing to him for half his life.

1966
02:04:47,260 --> 02:04:53,800
I heard about you. Here you're after the mad angels. Yes.

1967
02:04:54,140 --> 02:05:01,760
I know you want revenge but if something happening to you how about the Hazuki tradition?

1968
02:05:03,140 --> 02:05:04,260
But I...

1969
02:05:04,260 --> 02:05:11,960
No buts boy. If no one were left to carry on. Oh what a shame that'd be.

1970
02:05:13,960 --> 02:05:18,900
I will show you another move. I will show you a thing or two about a thing or two.

1971
02:05:20,100 --> 02:05:22,640
If you got any whiskey... any sake for me.

1972
02:05:24,840 --> 02:05:26,840
That is a Hazuki style.

1973
02:05:28,540 --> 02:05:30,040
You are wasting movement.

1974
02:05:30,140 --> 02:05:30,320
Hmm?

1975
02:05:32,880 --> 02:05:33,820
What's that move?

1976
02:05:34,940 --> 02:05:36,980
It's called the cross charge.

1977
02:05:36,980 --> 02:05:36,980
It's called the cross charge.

1978
02:05:36,980 --> 02:05:42,380
Just at the moment you evade, slam into your opponent's side.

1979
02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:47,860
When you's up against multiple opponents.

1980
02:05:49,480 --> 02:05:51,160
They can all gang up on you.

1981
02:05:51,280 --> 02:05:53,480
Sit down. Have some soup.

1982
02:05:53,860 --> 02:05:54,220
You know.

1983
02:05:55,280 --> 02:05:58,160
This move is perfect for times like that.

1984
02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:01,100
Thank you very much.

1985
02:06:09,100 --> 02:06:11,500
So it's just been mastered. I didn't have to train.

1986
02:06:12,040 --> 02:06:13,300
Fucking sound. Savage.

1987
02:06:13,480 --> 02:06:14,040
Because...

1988
02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:17,740
If you remember Seamus, he used to work on the docks.

1989
02:06:17,820 --> 02:06:21,140
Now he just sits on his phone teaching martial arts to young men.

1990
02:06:24,440 --> 02:06:27,740
Please don't tell me I have to stay here and find out about the Mad Angels.

1991
02:06:27,880 --> 02:06:29,280
I just want to go and get a ticket.

1992
02:06:29,800 --> 02:06:31,560
Get the hell out of this place and go to Hong Kong.

1993
02:06:31,740 --> 02:06:32,100
Seagull.

1994
02:06:32,100 --> 02:06:34,240
Maybe I should ask around about the Mad Angels.

1995
02:06:34,720 --> 02:06:35,120
Fuck.

1996
02:06:36,880 --> 02:06:37,380
Fuck.

1997
02:06:38,380 --> 02:06:39,020
Christy Crow.

1998
02:06:39,120 --> 02:06:40,800
You will one day have hair like that.

1999
02:06:41,100 --> 02:06:42,080
Be careful what you wish for.

2000
02:06:47,400 --> 02:06:50,120
The old man has a bad case of mange.

2001
02:06:53,700 --> 02:06:55,420
Look at this fucking orange man.

2002
02:06:55,460 --> 02:06:56,260
Ian Paisley here.

2003
02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:03,420
D-U-P.

2004
02:07:04,120 --> 02:07:04,900
Look at this man.

2005
02:07:05,040 --> 02:07:05,980
The Apprentice Boys.

2006
02:07:12,180 --> 02:07:13,220
Apprentice San.

2007
02:07:16,680 --> 02:07:18,080
Are you doing a bit of dogging?

2008
02:07:26,640 --> 02:07:27,460
Sushi Mama.

2009
02:07:27,460 --> 02:07:27,780
Um.

2010
02:07:28,380 --> 02:07:28,980
What is it?

2011
02:07:30,220 --> 02:07:31,280
Is the stand busy?

2012
02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:33,720
Today's been about average, I'd suppose.

2013
02:07:34,500 --> 02:07:34,940
I see.

2014
02:07:35,440 --> 02:07:35,960
See you later.

2015
02:07:36,420 --> 02:07:36,800
Bye.

2016
02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:38,720
Sushi Mama.

2017
02:07:42,240 --> 02:07:43,440
Sushi O'Toole.

2018
02:07:43,440 --> 02:07:49,340
Excuse me.

2019
02:07:49,340 --> 02:07:50,520
What is it?

2020
02:07:51,040 --> 02:07:53,540
Have you heard about some deal the Mad Angels are arranging?

2021
02:07:54,360 --> 02:07:56,500
Well, I wouldn't know about that, you know.

2022
02:07:57,040 --> 02:07:58,860
So you haven't seen any of them around?

2023
02:07:59,480 --> 02:07:59,880
Nope.

2024
02:08:00,080 --> 02:08:03,040
But I saw a couple of sailors acting kind of suspicious.

2025
02:08:03,840 --> 02:08:06,880
The harbor is full of all kinds of sailors, don't you know?

2026
02:08:07,080 --> 02:08:07,320
Yeah.

2027
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:08,320
Where did you see them?

2028
02:08:08,820 --> 02:08:10,420
Over by the harbor lounge.

2029
02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:10,900
Where's that?

2030
02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:13,780
Where's the harbor lounge?

2031
02:08:14,980 --> 02:08:31,100
I think the cafeteria is up by Groovy Tom.

2032
02:08:31,260 --> 02:08:32,700
I hope it isn't fucking closed though.

2033
02:08:34,560 --> 02:08:36,720
Too low tool is after you, Brad Cabba.

2034
02:08:38,160 --> 02:08:39,100
Brad Cabba.

2035
02:08:42,780 --> 02:08:46,380
Angels and Demons by fucking Dan Brown is after you.

2036
02:08:48,260 --> 02:08:52,740
I heard you were reading Dan Brown's digital fortress down the docks.

2037
02:08:53,000 --> 02:08:53,880
You mad cut.

2038
02:08:54,840 --> 02:08:55,300
You alright?

2039
02:08:56,060 --> 02:08:56,880
Do you need help?

2040
02:08:56,880 --> 02:08:56,880
Do you need help?

2041
02:08:56,880 --> 02:09:11,940
There's no one in here.

2042
02:09:12,000 --> 02:09:13,640
It's just this one who has the mad voice.

2043
02:09:13,640 --> 02:09:24,780
Deal.

2044
02:09:24,780 --> 02:09:25,080
Oh!

2045
02:09:29,520 --> 02:09:33,400
The early house.

2046
02:09:33,400 --> 02:09:34,600
About the mad angels.

2047
02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:37,600
You're too fresh and unspoiled.

2048
02:09:38,220 --> 02:09:39,980
Don't waste your life on the harbor.

2049
02:09:40,420 --> 02:09:42,300
Let's make it big in show business.

2050
02:09:43,080 --> 02:09:45,620
I know all about how to get an audition.

2051
02:09:46,300 --> 02:09:47,660
No, I'm not interested.

2052
02:09:49,540 --> 02:09:52,760
The mad angels sold me dodgy dusties.

2053
02:09:52,760 --> 02:09:55,080
And now I can't smell or shite right.

2054
02:09:55,080 --> 02:10:08,660
Should we ask the apprentice boy what's cooking?

2055
02:10:08,660 --> 02:10:09,660
Um.

2056
02:10:11,160 --> 02:10:11,680
Yes.

2057
02:10:12,100 --> 02:10:12,840
Can I help you?

2058
02:10:13,880 --> 02:10:16,280
Do you know about a deal the mad angels are making?

2059
02:10:16,980 --> 02:10:17,480
A deal?

2060
02:10:18,180 --> 02:10:19,520
I had no idea.

2061
02:10:20,120 --> 02:10:22,780
My boss made it clear I'm not supposed to get involved with them.

2062
02:10:23,300 --> 02:10:24,100
Is that so?

2063
02:10:27,720 --> 02:10:28,640
Fuck me, man.

2064
02:10:28,760 --> 02:10:30,620
This is a real tough game.

2065
02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:32,640
What's in this house?

2066
02:10:32,880 --> 02:10:36,000
Something in this place here is open to lead.

2067
02:10:36,000 --> 02:10:54,640
Excuse me.

2068
02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:55,140
Yes.

2069
02:10:56,060 --> 02:10:56,860
What is it?

2070
02:10:58,020 --> 02:10:58,640
Fishy.

2071
02:10:59,020 --> 02:10:59,780
What is it?

2072
02:11:00,240 --> 02:11:01,480
Are you hungry or something?

2073
02:11:01,780 --> 02:11:02,200
Fishy.

2074
02:11:02,220 --> 02:11:03,640
Don't worry about money.

2075
02:11:04,120 --> 02:11:05,980
You can eat without paying sometimes.

2076
02:11:05,980 --> 02:11:08,080
No, it's not that.

2077
02:11:13,440 --> 02:11:14,600
Um, excuse me.

2078
02:11:15,120 --> 02:11:15,500
What?

2079
02:11:16,460 --> 02:11:19,480
You know, it's really not a good time to talk now.

2080
02:11:20,120 --> 02:11:21,100
What's with you?

2081
02:11:21,440 --> 02:11:22,680
You lost or something?

2082
02:11:23,360 --> 02:11:23,720
No.

2083
02:11:24,340 --> 02:11:27,140
I'm sorry, but I haven't got time now.

2084
02:11:27,740 --> 02:11:28,700
Try again later.

2085
02:11:29,380 --> 02:11:29,700
Okay.

2086
02:11:30,980 --> 02:11:32,160
Um, excuse me.

2087
02:11:32,680 --> 02:11:33,220
What?

2088
02:11:33,920 --> 02:11:34,400
What?

2089
02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:38,380
You know, it's really not a good time to talk now.

2090
02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:39,960
Try again later.

2091
02:11:40,220 --> 02:11:41,480
Maloney's Digest.

2092
02:11:41,780 --> 02:11:44,240
Be nice if you reply to your messages every now and again.

2093
02:11:44,840 --> 02:11:54,840
Breaking the fourth wall and entering the realm of creative art in order to air personal messages.

2094
02:11:55,540 --> 02:12:03,200
I want to say something, which is a good time to talk now.

2095
02:12:03,200 --> 02:12:05,060
I want to say something, Murch.

2096
02:12:05,060 --> 02:12:06,220
You're a fucking good egg.

2097
02:12:06,220 --> 02:12:07,120
You're a fucking good egg.

2098
02:12:07,120 --> 02:12:08,180
You're a solid egg.

2099
02:12:08,180 --> 02:12:08,860
They should look at you.

2100
02:12:08,860 --> 02:12:10,440
I want to say something, Murch.

2101
02:12:10,440 --> 02:12:10,680
I want to say something, Murch.

2102
02:12:10,680 --> 02:12:11,360
I want to say something, Murch.

2103
02:12:11,360 --> 02:12:12,340
I want to say something, Murch.

2104
02:12:12,340 --> 02:12:13,300
I want to say something, Murch.

2105
02:12:13,300 --> 02:12:14,300
I want to say something, Murch.

2106
02:12:14,300 --> 02:12:16,760
When will this torture and torment end?

2107
02:12:16,760 --> 02:12:34,700
Um.

2108
02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:35,700
Excuse me.

2109
02:12:35,700 --> 02:12:36,460
Excuse me.

2110
02:12:36,460 --> 02:12:38,840
I really need to go home now.

2111
02:12:38,840 --> 02:12:41,660
Excuse me.

2112
02:12:41,660 --> 02:12:42,860
I'm sorry.

2113
02:12:42,860 --> 02:12:45,060
I have somewhere I need to be.

2114
02:12:46,260 --> 02:12:47,180
Um.

2115
02:12:47,720 --> 02:12:48,960
Excuse me.

2116
02:12:49,520 --> 02:12:51,480
Ask me again some other time.

2117
02:12:56,280 --> 02:12:57,460
Fuck me, man.

2118
02:12:57,460 --> 02:12:57,520
Fuck me, man.

2119
02:12:57,520 --> 02:13:11,000
If they make you work lifting boxes until you accumulate enough wealth to get to Hong Kong, that's a long game.

2120
02:13:11,000 --> 02:13:13,520
And the process is very drawn out.

2121
02:13:14,040 --> 02:13:14,720
It's cuntish.

2122
02:13:14,720 --> 02:13:29,440
Got a minute?

2123
02:13:29,940 --> 02:13:32,880
Do you know when that mad angel deal is going to take place?

2124
02:13:33,340 --> 02:13:35,120
How the hell would I know?

2125
02:13:35,260 --> 02:13:36,760
The gay angels are after you.

2126
02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:58,440
Um.

2127
02:13:59,000 --> 02:13:59,880
Do you have time?

2128
02:14:00,440 --> 02:14:00,860
Sorry.

2129
02:14:01,440 --> 02:14:02,460
Can you ask me later?

2130
02:14:03,080 --> 02:14:03,680
I see.

2131
02:14:04,680 --> 02:14:05,400
I know.

2132
02:14:05,740 --> 02:14:06,140
Aisling.

2133
02:14:06,620 --> 02:14:10,360
This is, uh, an early afternoon grind.

2134
02:14:10,660 --> 02:14:17,180
Because I can't fucking stream this on an evening and just be doing the same thing, lifting boxes every day.

2135
02:14:17,500 --> 02:14:19,140
I need to get it done earlier on.

2136
02:14:19,420 --> 02:14:20,500
Get it out of the fucking way.

2137
02:14:20,660 --> 02:14:23,980
I don't know how many days work you have to do in Shenmue to progress.

2138
02:14:24,580 --> 02:14:27,460
Apparently, this is the final third of the game.

2139
02:14:28,440 --> 02:14:29,060
Excuse me.

2140
02:14:29,700 --> 02:14:30,720
Excuse me.

2141
02:14:31,040 --> 02:14:31,480
Look at that.

2142
02:14:31,500 --> 02:14:32,840
You're disrupting our work.

2143
02:14:33,380 --> 02:14:34,600
Please step back.

2144
02:14:35,980 --> 02:14:37,540
Um.

2145
02:14:37,540 --> 02:14:37,620
Um.

2146
02:14:37,620 --> 02:14:41,160
I'm sorry, but it's dangerous here.

2147
02:14:41,840 --> 02:14:42,880
Don't stand there.

2148
02:14:43,500 --> 02:14:43,900
All right.

2149
02:14:53,360 --> 02:14:54,280
Excuse me.

2150
02:14:54,280 --> 02:14:55,920
Excuse me.

2151
02:14:56,580 --> 02:15:00,420
With the forklifts coming in and out, don't stand there.

2152
02:15:02,360 --> 02:15:03,140
Um.

2153
02:15:03,140 --> 02:15:03,140
Um.

2154
02:15:03,820 --> 02:15:06,700
I'm sorry, but it's dangerous here.

2155
02:15:07,280 --> 02:15:08,540
Please step back.

2156
02:15:12,320 --> 02:15:13,440
Fuck me, man.

2157
02:15:16,580 --> 02:15:16,980
Yeah.

2158
02:15:17,920 --> 02:15:19,340
Any tips?

2159
02:15:25,820 --> 02:15:29,440
Thanks very much for the fucking Euro 17, man.

2160
02:15:29,820 --> 02:15:33,840
I'm gonna go spend that on weasel muffins down at super value.

2161
02:15:35,200 --> 02:15:37,740
They stick a load of fucking weasel into the muffin.

2162
02:15:38,820 --> 02:15:40,240
Pack that shit out tight.

2163
02:15:40,800 --> 02:15:42,920
They only have about 35 grams of fat.

2164
02:15:43,120 --> 02:15:44,580
The rest of it is pure awful.

2165
02:15:47,460 --> 02:15:49,780
If you want a fucking slice, give me a ring.

2166
02:15:50,660 --> 02:15:54,380
Send me your PO box and I'll fucking post you one of the weasel muffins myself.

2167
02:15:58,740 --> 02:16:02,160
What's the story with this Yang Gang bullshit I keep hearing about?

2168
02:16:02,160 --> 02:16:18,920
The back.

2169
02:16:19,200 --> 02:16:22,500
Will you ever, will you ever able to get into the back of number 17?

2170
02:16:23,080 --> 02:16:24,960
No, I don't, I don't fucking think so, man.

2171
02:16:25,300 --> 02:16:28,940
It does, that lad does look like Austin Powers there, Joel.

2172
02:16:28,940 --> 02:16:35,780
Posting hours.

2173
02:16:37,300 --> 02:16:39,640
When is the next Lange deal?

2174
02:16:40,460 --> 02:16:42,420
There's two foreigners I rarely see.

2175
02:16:43,020 --> 02:16:44,280
Are they part of Lange?

2176
02:16:45,480 --> 02:16:47,480
I hear they're hanging around the cafeteria.

2177
02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:49,120
I was there myself.

2178
02:16:49,540 --> 02:16:50,640
Couldn't fucking find him.

2179
02:16:51,060 --> 02:16:52,140
Couldn't fucking find him.

2180
02:16:53,340 --> 02:16:54,300
He's out of sorts.

2181
02:16:54,540 --> 02:16:55,080
He's not well.

2182
02:16:56,080 --> 02:16:56,800
You're fucked.

2183
02:16:56,800 --> 02:17:01,880
Get nice and God bless.

2184
02:17:02,500 --> 02:17:03,220
You're fucked.

2185
02:17:18,040 --> 02:17:20,700
How the fuck is On The Soul still running?

2186
02:17:21,040 --> 02:17:26,440
How, how many, uh, years does a racehorse have in it?

2187
02:17:29,500 --> 02:17:31,420
Home to bed, this is fucking shit, man.

2188
02:17:43,240 --> 02:17:43,780
Yeah.

2189
02:17:46,000 --> 02:17:47,160
I should go home.

2190
02:17:50,120 --> 02:17:51,580
Yeah, Vulcan Raven.

2191
02:17:52,080 --> 02:17:56,420
Are you fucking, are you serious, man?

2192
02:17:58,800 --> 02:18:00,540
Thanks very much, Vulcan Raven.

2193
02:18:00,880 --> 02:18:03,440
You old giant and shamanful bastard.

2194
02:18:03,940 --> 02:18:04,380
Yeah, the build time.

2195
02:18:06,700 --> 02:18:08,140
You know well what you're at.

2196
02:18:08,280 --> 02:18:10,480
You're a smooth operator and I fucking like it.

2197
02:18:10,540 --> 02:18:11,360
You know what you're doing.

2198
02:18:11,720 --> 02:18:12,960
And you know how to get results.

2199
02:18:13,720 --> 02:18:17,220
And you've got the temerity and the tenacity, the grit, the determination.

2200
02:18:17,780 --> 02:18:20,180
And you've also got a fucking brain between the ears.

2201
02:18:20,700 --> 02:18:23,420
You haven't just got the brawn.

2202
02:18:23,820 --> 02:18:24,920
You know what you're at.

2203
02:18:26,460 --> 02:18:27,520
Welcome to the galaxy.

2204
02:18:27,520 --> 02:18:57,500
Sakura Gaoka Gaoka.

2205
02:18:57,500 --> 02:18:58,600
Hey, fucking, hey.

2206
02:18:59,120 --> 02:19:02,260
Hey, your fucking Nozomi wants a bit of Hazuki, man.

2207
02:19:02,440 --> 02:19:05,060
She's down the park waiting for a bit of Hazuki, man.

2208
02:19:06,420 --> 02:19:07,440
She's down the park.

2209
02:19:07,700 --> 02:19:09,180
She wants a bit of fucking Hazuki.

2210
02:19:09,320 --> 02:19:09,580
Do you want to?

2211
02:19:09,880 --> 02:19:12,280
You should go around and fucking see Nozomi, man.

2212
02:19:13,440 --> 02:19:15,260
She's got a bunch of flowers for you.

2213
02:19:16,500 --> 02:19:16,940
Landormer.

2214
02:19:17,940 --> 02:19:19,240
Bondasau is a good horse.

2215
02:19:19,480 --> 02:19:22,620
Some horse have about 11 to 12 years of good running in them.

2216
02:19:22,740 --> 02:19:24,540
Doubt he will win today though, but it'll play.

2217
02:19:24,740 --> 02:19:27,320
Hey, doubt he'll win today, but it'll fucking place.

2218
02:19:35,660 --> 02:19:43,460
How are you, Maloney?

2219
02:19:43,700 --> 02:19:44,840
She's rough, but she'll do.

2220
02:19:47,380 --> 02:19:51,680
Jimmy Malarkey would have had this on the Dreamcast back in the day.

2221
02:19:52,460 --> 02:19:54,400
Fucking Rose on coke job.

2222
02:19:54,400 --> 02:19:58,100
Seen this lad?

2223
02:19:58,440 --> 02:19:59,440
The price is right.

2224
02:19:59,560 --> 02:20:00,360
What were you doing?

2225
02:20:01,080 --> 02:20:02,980
Actually, I was just thinking.

2226
02:20:03,560 --> 02:20:04,940
I'm kind of hungry, you know?

2227
02:20:05,100 --> 02:20:05,560
Are you fucking...

2228
02:20:05,560 --> 02:20:06,620
Want to grab a bite with me?

2229
02:20:06,760 --> 02:20:07,160
Ah, yeah.

2230
02:20:07,220 --> 02:20:07,460
Not now.

2231
02:20:07,880 --> 02:20:08,640
Maybe next time.

2232
02:20:09,220 --> 02:20:09,660
Oh, man.

2233
02:20:09,780 --> 02:20:10,700
You're no fun.

2234
02:20:10,840 --> 02:20:12,020
No, you're no crack.

2235
02:20:12,420 --> 02:20:12,800
See ya.

2236
02:20:12,840 --> 02:20:13,400
Well, because I don't want...

2237
02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:14,060
Yeah, later.

2238
02:20:14,280 --> 02:20:18,420
I'm no crack apparently, because I don't want to go and eat shite with that fucking clown.

2239
02:20:22,460 --> 02:20:24,680
You'd want to lay off the fucking burgers, man.

2240
02:20:38,580 --> 02:20:39,500
Soul Blade.

2241
02:20:40,080 --> 02:20:42,600
I was fucking playing with my Soul Blade.

2242
02:20:42,780 --> 02:20:44,980
I was playing a bit of Soul Blade last night.

2243
02:20:46,920 --> 02:20:49,840
Hammer and tongs on the old Ariana Glendy.

2244
02:20:51,180 --> 02:20:52,140
Thank you, next.

2245
02:20:59,660 --> 02:21:00,840
Can of the goose.

2246
02:21:01,740 --> 02:21:02,180
Hey, look.

2247
02:21:04,200 --> 02:21:05,720
She's crying in the park.

2248
02:21:06,160 --> 02:21:06,780
You're one...

2249
02:21:06,780 --> 02:21:07,880
Hey.

2250
02:21:08,680 --> 02:21:11,620
You're one of zombies fucking beefing in the park, man.

2251
02:21:11,940 --> 02:21:13,840
You'd want to get over to her fast.

2252
02:21:14,440 --> 02:21:15,800
She wants your Hazuki...

2253
02:21:15,800 --> 02:21:17,920
She wants your Hazuki family crashed.

2254
02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:22,880
Nozomi?

2255
02:21:25,560 --> 02:21:25,880
Who...

2256
02:21:25,880 --> 02:21:26,240
Ryo?

2257
02:21:26,500 --> 02:21:27,540
Did you see Beardsman?

2258
02:21:27,760 --> 02:21:32,200
I didn't watch the latest Alan Partridge, but the one the week before was the...

2259
02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:33,700
When he had that jacket on him.

2260
02:21:34,380 --> 02:21:36,160
And when he did the fucking...

2261
02:21:36,160 --> 02:21:37,840
He stabbed your man with the sword.

2262
02:21:38,160 --> 02:21:40,340
And as your man was dying, he goes,

2263
02:21:40,660 --> 02:21:41,480
I've got kids!

2264
02:21:41,480 --> 02:21:44,480
What's wrong?

2265
02:21:44,480 --> 02:21:44,920
Nothing.

2266
02:21:44,920 --> 02:21:45,640
Nothing.

2267
02:21:46,340 --> 02:21:47,440
Are you crying?

2268
02:21:47,780 --> 02:21:48,000
Oh!

2269
02:21:48,260 --> 02:21:48,520
No.

2270
02:21:49,320 --> 02:21:50,500
I'm so embarrassed.

2271
02:21:52,420 --> 02:21:54,120
Problem with your mom?

2272
02:21:54,940 --> 02:21:55,360
Yes.

2273
02:21:55,920 --> 02:21:57,340
She'll stay here, but...

2274
02:21:58,340 --> 02:22:00,040
She says I have to go there.

2275
02:22:01,640 --> 02:22:02,420
I see.

2276
02:22:03,000 --> 02:22:04,580
It's her family home.

2277
02:22:05,200 --> 02:22:07,440
She's worried about grandma, so she's staying.

2278
02:22:08,640 --> 02:22:10,500
You don't want to be with your father?

2279
02:22:12,300 --> 02:22:13,340
It's not that.

2280
02:22:13,500 --> 02:22:14,740
I just...

2281
02:22:14,740 --> 02:22:16,660
I don't want to be away from you.

2282
02:22:20,920 --> 02:22:22,460
I... um...

2283
02:22:22,460 --> 02:22:22,920
Please.

2284
02:22:23,920 --> 02:22:24,860
Just for a while.

2285
02:22:25,720 --> 02:22:26,540
Stay with me.

2286
02:22:35,820 --> 02:22:37,460
Christmas is already over.

2287
02:22:40,040 --> 02:22:40,300
Yeah.

2288
02:22:40,960 --> 02:22:43,020
We didn't get to celebrate together.

2289
02:22:45,240 --> 02:22:45,760
Yeah.

2290
02:22:47,800 --> 02:22:50,560
I'd so wanted to spend Christmas Eve with you.

2291
02:22:51,900 --> 02:22:52,480
Nozomi?

2292
02:23:03,880 --> 02:23:05,020
Stay with me.

2293
02:23:05,540 --> 02:23:06,340
For a while.

2294
02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:10,140
Yeah.

2295
02:23:10,140 --> 02:23:13,980
I wish time...

2296
02:23:13,980 --> 02:23:15,860
Would just stand still.

2297
02:23:19,300 --> 02:23:20,260
Drop the claw.

2298
02:23:20,540 --> 02:23:21,620
It's Christmas time.

2299
02:23:23,660 --> 02:23:24,760
Feed the apple.

2300
02:23:36,760 --> 02:23:39,780
Meet Nozomi at Sakuragoko Park.

2301
02:23:40,300 --> 02:23:40,820
She cried.

2302
02:23:41,300 --> 02:23:42,500
But I couldn't comfort her.

2303
02:23:42,880 --> 02:23:43,820
Nozomi, please.

2304
02:23:44,180 --> 02:23:45,640
Don't leave without saying goodbye.

2305
02:23:48,580 --> 02:23:50,920
Goro says he'll find a job for me.

2306
02:23:51,140 --> 02:23:52,060
Tomorrow noon.

2307
02:23:52,400 --> 02:23:53,700
At warehouse number one.

2308
02:23:54,060 --> 02:23:54,980
At the blue door.

2309
02:23:55,920 --> 02:23:59,460
Speak to Yadah San at Alpha Trading Office by 2pm.

2310
02:24:00,400 --> 02:24:01,200
Can't.

2311
02:24:02,540 --> 02:24:03,460
Start a job.

2312
02:24:03,460 --> 02:24:05,820
I started a job driving forklifts.

2313
02:24:06,340 --> 02:24:07,400
Mark will instruct me.

2314
02:24:07,620 --> 02:24:08,260
Part time job.

2315
02:24:08,360 --> 02:24:09,540
Oh, this is an old...

2316
02:24:09,540 --> 02:24:11,660
This is an old diary entry.

2317
02:24:20,480 --> 02:24:21,940
Landy is still in the harbour.

2318
02:24:23,140 --> 02:24:24,500
Mark heard about Longjah.

2319
02:24:24,600 --> 02:24:25,040
What is it?

2320
02:24:25,100 --> 02:24:25,620
Longjah.

2321
02:24:25,780 --> 02:24:28,460
Black market dealings between Chinese...

2322
02:24:29,140 --> 02:24:30,480
and mad angels.

2323
02:24:30,480 --> 02:24:35,760
When is the next Longjah deal?

2324
02:24:35,860 --> 02:24:36,520
Two foreigners.

2325
02:24:38,440 --> 02:24:40,500
This game is so fucking confusing, man.

2326
02:24:43,060 --> 02:24:43,800
Oh, man.

2327
02:24:43,860 --> 02:24:44,540
This is cuntish.

2328
02:24:45,920 --> 02:24:47,020
They're still on the shit.

2329
02:24:50,020 --> 02:24:50,460
Yeah.

2330
02:24:50,460 --> 02:24:52,360
Yeah, Joe.

2331
02:24:56,860 --> 02:24:58,780
Thanks very much for that, wee Joe.

2332
02:24:59,300 --> 02:25:03,060
I'm gonna fucking drive a Hitachi forklift truck around the harbour.

2333
02:25:03,280 --> 02:25:03,960
Three laps.

2334
02:25:04,340 --> 02:25:05,300
Just for you, baby.

2335
02:25:13,400 --> 02:25:14,980
Good morning, everyone.

2336
02:25:15,820 --> 02:25:16,340
Morning.

2337
02:25:17,600 --> 02:25:19,740
It's time for a daily warm-up race.

2338
02:25:20,660 --> 02:25:22,400
Listen to how gay all the lads are now.

2339
02:25:22,740 --> 02:25:23,820
Hi, everyone.

2340
02:25:24,540 --> 02:25:24,940
Okay.

2341
02:25:26,800 --> 02:25:28,320
This is David Lynch.

2342
02:25:29,900 --> 02:25:30,580
Meets.

2343
02:25:33,440 --> 02:25:35,060
Minecraft graphics.

2344
02:25:36,160 --> 02:25:36,740
Meets.

2345
02:25:39,740 --> 02:25:40,340
1999.

2346
02:25:42,340 --> 02:25:42,340
Meets.

2347
02:25:44,340 --> 02:25:45,820
Fucking EastEnders.

2348
02:25:46,200 --> 02:25:48,080
You all do your best now.

2349
02:25:48,440 --> 02:25:48,740
Yeah.

2350
02:25:49,820 --> 02:25:51,180
Like always.

2351
02:25:51,460 --> 02:25:52,740
Three laps to the finish.

2352
02:25:53,400 --> 02:25:54,400
Everybody ready?

2353
02:25:54,780 --> 02:25:55,160
Yeah.

2354
02:25:56,440 --> 02:25:57,680
On your mark.

2355
02:25:58,360 --> 02:25:59,600
Almost time to go.

2356
02:26:07,060 --> 02:26:07,500
Ready?

2357
02:26:08,360 --> 02:26:08,980
Go.

2358
02:26:11,920 --> 02:26:14,660
Having fucking class crack all the time.

2359
02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:17,240
Drive a Hitachi forklift.

2360
02:26:17,580 --> 02:26:20,180
Gonna get a body kit for the cunt.

2361
02:26:20,580 --> 02:26:22,960
And drive it into next Tuesday weekend.

2362
02:26:24,260 --> 02:26:26,040
What days are you working next week?

2363
02:26:26,900 --> 02:26:28,660
Can you come in on Tuesday at 6?

2364
02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:31,440
What days are you working next Tuesday?

2365
02:26:32,480 --> 02:26:35,000
Can you work overtime on fucking Friday night?

2366
02:26:35,960 --> 02:26:36,900
I came in at 9?

2367
02:26:37,020 --> 02:26:37,160
Sure.

2368
02:26:37,240 --> 02:26:37,960
It's time to go.

2369
02:26:38,780 --> 02:26:40,240
I came in at fucking 9.

2370
02:26:40,420 --> 02:26:41,320
It's 6 o'clock now.

2371
02:26:41,400 --> 02:26:42,180
I'm fucking off.

2372
02:26:42,980 --> 02:26:43,980
Did you take your lunch?

2373
02:26:44,960 --> 02:26:45,320
Yeah.

2374
02:26:45,540 --> 02:26:46,520
But I had to come back.

2375
02:26:46,780 --> 02:26:48,400
I had to come back half an hour early.

2376
02:26:48,460 --> 02:26:51,100
So I'm going to leave half an hour early when I'm finished.

2377
02:26:54,060 --> 02:26:55,220
What time are you in tomorrow?

2378
02:26:56,700 --> 02:26:57,120
10.

2379
02:26:57,120 --> 02:26:57,120
10.

2380
02:26:57,720 --> 02:26:58,620
10 to 6.

2381
02:27:00,400 --> 02:27:00,760
Alright.

2382
02:27:00,980 --> 02:27:01,820
Did you take your tea?

2383
02:27:02,260 --> 02:27:02,600
Yeah.

2384
02:27:05,820 --> 02:27:06,680
Fucking helmet.

2385
02:27:15,140 --> 02:27:16,000
Mitzi Turbo.

2386
02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:19,160
Mitzi fucking Turbos all night.

2387
02:27:19,160 --> 02:27:49,140
*music*

2388
02:27:49,140 --> 02:28:05,140
*music*

2389
02:28:05,140 --> 02:28:10,340
Try and mix this up. Let's try and mix this up.

2390
02:28:10,340 --> 02:28:17,140
*music*

2391
02:28:17,140 --> 02:28:19,140
*music*

2392
02:28:19,140 --> 02:28:21,140
*music*

2393
02:28:21,140 --> 02:28:23,140
*music*

2394
02:28:23,140 --> 02:28:27,140
*music*

2395
02:28:27,140 --> 02:28:31,140
*music*

2396
02:28:31,140 --> 02:28:33,140
*music*

2397
02:28:33,140 --> 02:28:35,140
*music*

2398
02:28:35,140 --> 02:28:37,140
*music*

2399
02:28:37,140 --> 02:28:39,140
*music*

2400
02:28:39,140 --> 02:28:41,140
*music*

2401
02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:43,140
*music*

2402
02:28:43,140 --> 02:28:45,140
*music*

2403
02:28:45,140 --> 02:28:47,140
*music*

2404
02:28:47,140 --> 02:28:49,140
*music*

2405
02:28:49,140 --> 02:28:51,140
*music*

2406
02:28:51,140 --> 02:28:53,140
*music*

2407
02:28:53,140 --> 02:29:18,240
Here we go baby this is it!

2408
02:29:18,240 --> 02:29:47,240
Yeah! Thanks! Marchenator! Yeah Marchenator, thanks very much for the tip! You see my friend has a tattoo of your face under a teet. Gotcha! The day you gotta move cargo between warehouse.

2409
02:29:47,240 --> 02:30:14,240
No joke! But if she does, I hope it fucking ages well. Any chance you could get a picture of that? And I mean obviously I can't broadcast it now but fucking hey. It'd be great to have some evidence of that. And not in a kind of like pornographic way. Just like. Even if you just lift up and you can isolate the tit so you can't see anything.

2410
02:30:14,240 --> 02:30:21,240
Take it easy hearts.

2411
02:30:21,240 --> 02:30:28,240
*Squeak*

2412
02:30:28,240 --> 02:30:32,240
Take a crate from here over to warehouse number eight. For fuck's sake.

2413
02:30:32,240 --> 02:30:47,240
Then take a crate from warehouse number eight to warehouse number 18. You know where that is right? I take this to warehouse number eight. Then I take number eight condo to warehouse number 18. Yep. But careful you don't get mixed up. The quota's written on the map. I got it.

2414
02:30:47,240 --> 02:30:54,240
*Squeak*

2415
02:30:54,240 --> 02:30:56,240
*Squeak*

2416
02:30:56,240 --> 02:30:57,240
*Squeak*

2417
02:30:57,240 --> 02:31:21,840
Oh my god man. This is fucking harder than actual work. It takes great mental stamina to keep this shit up. Where am I fucking going? Number 8 is it? Number 8. Huh? Do I have to go to number 8 and then load it to 18?

2418
02:31:23,640 --> 02:31:47,880
Go to number 8. Ah, go to number 8, pick up a crate from 8 and load it into 18. It's getting technical now. Technicalities of which I don't understand. It's tough. Isolate the tit and just get a picture of the fucking face. Isolate the tit and get a picture of the face.

2419
02:31:50,040 --> 02:31:52,220
Isolate the tit.

2420
02:32:01,340 --> 02:32:02,380
Goads inwards.

2421
02:32:06,180 --> 02:32:07,220
Goads inwards.

2422
02:32:09,320 --> 02:32:20,620
Uh oh. Uh oh. I had to fucking be in. Uh oh. Just got an email there that said I had to be somewhere. Now I completely fucking forgot about it.

2423
02:32:20,740 --> 02:32:29,020
And what am I at? I'm playing a forklift game. Chris, I had you down for an appointment this morning, question mark. Oh my god.

2424
02:32:31,200 --> 02:32:35,340
Who's Chrissy? I don't even know who fucking Chris is, man. She got that wrong. It's Francis.

2425
02:32:36,940 --> 02:32:42,860
Right, we need to, uh, bring this to 18. Stick her in 18 and then collect the boxes from the end of the harbour.

2426
02:32:51,460 --> 02:32:53,980
Take it up to Burns before Chippy gets it.

2427
02:32:55,060 --> 02:32:55,500
Chippy.

2428
02:32:55,500 --> 02:32:59,520
Chippy. Chippy.

2429
02:33:07,920 --> 02:33:10,720
Yeah, fuck. If they are in the stream, I'm fucked.

2430
02:33:15,640 --> 02:33:17,640
Fuck. I knew I had something to do.

2431
02:33:21,360 --> 02:33:21,860
What?

2432
02:33:26,160 --> 02:33:31,640
Chris stole my phone. I stole some lads phone. His name is Chris. It's not even, it's not even mine, man.

2433
02:33:35,940 --> 02:33:39,420
Shenmue. Dedicated to the Shenmue lifestyle, man.

2434
02:33:39,940 --> 02:33:42,540
I mean, I'm fucking up my life for this.

2435
02:33:42,540 --> 02:33:54,500
I'm fucking sorry, man.

2436
02:33:55,440 --> 02:33:57,420
Hey, I'm sorry about the meeting.

2437
02:33:58,200 --> 02:34:02,780
I know you, I, I, I was playing the fucking forklift game and I got stuck.

2438
02:34:03,580 --> 02:34:09,340
Any chance you can, I, I, I, I apologize if I've caused any trouble for you.

2439
02:34:09,340 --> 02:34:11,720
Do you need me to call back again later?

2440
02:34:13,080 --> 02:34:13,480
Hey.

2441
02:34:14,400 --> 02:34:17,040
I'm, I'm fucking sorry, man.

2442
02:34:18,260 --> 02:34:21,980
Maybe that'll work. If I go in the next day and just say that.

2443
02:34:26,320 --> 02:34:30,140
I didn't choose the forklift life. The forklift life chose me.

2444
02:34:35,240 --> 02:34:39,720
Not too shabby. I'll hopefully have the fucking game completed by the time you get home.

2445
02:34:39,980 --> 02:34:41,740
We, we'll move on to Shenmue 2.

2446
02:34:42,400 --> 02:34:44,560
I can't fucking play this Shenmue 2, man.

2447
02:34:44,620 --> 02:34:45,060
That's...

2448
02:34:45,060 --> 02:34:48,320
Fair balls, though.

2449
02:34:48,320 --> 02:34:51,680
If anybody, if you can fucking keep this game going, man.

2450
02:34:51,800 --> 02:34:53,420
Remember that speedrunner from earlier on?

2451
02:34:53,560 --> 02:34:53,980
Quincy.

2452
02:34:54,160 --> 02:34:55,000
Quincy Jones.

2453
02:34:55,700 --> 02:34:57,600
Michal Jackson's fucking producer.

2454
02:35:00,020 --> 02:35:00,780
How are you keeping?

2455
02:35:05,440 --> 02:35:08,140
Do the meeting via the stream.

2456
02:35:08,520 --> 02:35:08,540
Yeah.

2457
02:35:11,800 --> 02:35:13,380
Jacob Rees Mark. Thanks very much.

2458
02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:14,920
Francis loved the streams.

2459
02:35:15,580 --> 02:35:16,520
But doing the work.

2460
02:35:17,640 --> 02:35:19,160
During the working days, dodgy.

2461
02:35:19,280 --> 02:35:21,300
People are going to notice I've been away from the desk.

2462
02:35:21,720 --> 02:35:23,500
Hiding in the bog for three hours.

2463
02:35:23,940 --> 02:35:25,040
Can you keep it till the evenings?

2464
02:35:27,540 --> 02:35:28,440
I don't know, man.

2465
02:35:28,480 --> 02:35:29,700
Because this game needed to...

2466
02:35:29,700 --> 02:35:30,760
I needed to grind this out.

2467
02:35:30,820 --> 02:35:33,740
I've actually missed an appointment in real life for this shit.

2468
02:35:34,220 --> 02:35:35,640
So, I mean, I'm not going to stop now.

2469
02:35:35,860 --> 02:35:35,940
The...

2470
02:35:35,940 --> 02:35:37,860
The Shenmue life chose me.

2471
02:35:38,420 --> 02:35:41,080
And another thing, if you're watching stuff in the jacks,

2472
02:35:41,340 --> 02:35:43,460
make sure to fucking vary your...

2473
02:35:44,460 --> 02:35:46,000
On-site work time.

2474
02:35:46,460 --> 02:35:48,460
Also, I once got caught Dawson...

2475
02:35:49,080 --> 02:35:51,260
Well, not caught, but I was leaving the jacks.

2476
02:35:51,260 --> 02:35:53,740
I used to fucking just spend a waste of time in the jacks.

2477
02:35:54,000 --> 02:35:54,980
And, uh...

2478
02:35:54,980 --> 02:35:58,380
I got caught once by the boss.

2479
02:35:58,580 --> 02:36:00,180
And he said, what's the story?

2480
02:36:00,300 --> 02:36:01,460
And I said, I'm sorry.

2481
02:36:01,620 --> 02:36:01,960
I've...

2482
02:36:01,960 --> 02:36:02,840
I've got diarrhea.

2483
02:36:05,300 --> 02:36:06,040
And, uh...

2484
02:36:06,040 --> 02:36:06,580
That worked.

2485
02:36:06,660 --> 02:36:08,800
He was so embarrassed that he fucking just said,

2486
02:36:08,880 --> 02:36:09,020
Alright.

2487
02:36:09,580 --> 02:36:10,320
Can you...

2488
02:36:10,320 --> 02:36:12,000
Can you fucking do this, that, and the other?

2489
02:36:12,340 --> 02:36:14,660
The conversation just moved on to what I should do next.

2490
02:36:16,700 --> 02:36:18,440
Just say something sick.

2491
02:36:19,440 --> 02:36:21,080
They ain't gonna question that shit.

2492
02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:21,700
Do you know what I mean?

2493
02:36:22,620 --> 02:36:24,840
Then again, you're probably not gonna win the promotion.

2494
02:36:25,020 --> 02:36:27,500
Because they'll just remember the time that you had diarrhea.

2495
02:36:41,040 --> 02:36:41,760
Quincy Mangan.

2496
02:36:42,800 --> 02:36:43,600
Quincy Mangan.

2497
02:36:43,600 --> 02:37:06,680
Boxes are bags. Boxes are bags. They genuinely were the fucking... They were cozy times. Maybe

2498
02:37:06,680 --> 02:37:13,040
they were... When I think back, they were probably some of the happiest times of my life. Just

2499
02:37:13,040 --> 02:37:19,320
fucking working the forklift at Landis. As I said before, there were no worries. There

2500
02:37:19,320 --> 02:37:28,940
were no bills. Yeah, a bit of pocket money for the weekend. And away you went.

2501
02:37:28,940 --> 02:37:43,940
Work mooie. Who left the cat there? Someone left a fucking pussycat at the side of the dock,

2502
02:37:43,940 --> 02:37:50,500
while all the fishermen tried to fucking get their catch. Trying to catch their fucking sushi

2503
02:37:50,500 --> 02:38:12,360
for the afternoon, is it? Fresh out the stream. Hey, lunchtime's coming up. Get ready for

2504
02:38:12,360 --> 02:38:39,360
the klaxon. Lunchtime, eh? Fucking air raid... Air raids siren. Check out these boys, man.

2505
02:38:39,360 --> 02:38:47,760
Bad cunts, bad cunts. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you? Bad cunts,

2506
02:38:47,760 --> 02:39:10,160
bad cunts. Hey, bro! Hey, my... This guy's got something wrong with him, man. Eh? Goro? Bro, me, I'm gonna settle down and go straight! Gets me a real job, work hard and marry her! Marry? But she's too young. Don't you know,

2507
02:39:10,160 --> 02:39:20,220
Girls can get married from 16 dodgy, but to Goro fucking dodgy. He's not so bright, but he's got a heart of gold

2508
02:39:20,780 --> 02:39:22,780
Yeah, but go

2509
02:39:35,320 --> 02:39:41,820
And I'm getting a I'm gonna get the fucking tattoo of a forklift on my shaft

2510
02:39:42,580 --> 02:39:47,860
It seems Goro and my are getting married even though. She's a minor in the eyes of the law

2511
02:39:49,940 --> 02:39:54,140
Part of long yeah, I see I hear they're hanging around the cafe

2512
02:39:55,940 --> 02:40:02,100
This game was directed by David Lynch who made Twin Peaks and after that he went on to do

2513
02:40:02,540 --> 02:40:10,240
Inland Empire Mulholland Drive, but he also was a conscript consultant on the game Shenmue from 1999 on the Dreamcast

2514
02:40:11,180 --> 02:40:16,780
Which was a 75 million dollar game and you're listening in to me David Lynch so you can say whether I'm right or I'm wrong

2515
02:40:17,000 --> 02:40:25,180
It was never your intention to make a shit game what you wanted was a situation whereby the game would last until the next treaty

2516
02:40:25,180 --> 02:40:27,180
He greatly enhanced his reputation

2517
02:40:27,180 --> 02:40:29,180
Great greatly enhanced his reputation

2518
02:40:29,180 --> 02:40:32,880
And you're listening into this Pat so you're getting you can say it's right or wrong say it's right or wrong

2519
02:40:32,880 --> 02:40:39,960
What you wanted to do was to get a situation where in the future the possibility will be created in the next treaty

2520
02:40:40,760 --> 02:40:57,640
treaty treaty treaty treaty treaty we're in the future we're in the future good evening gay yes

2521
02:41:00,020 --> 02:41:01,540
Good evening, gay. Yes.

2522
02:41:02,360 --> 02:41:03,800
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2523
02:41:04,120 --> 02:41:05,360
Good evening, gay. Yes.

2524
02:41:06,040 --> 02:41:07,520
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2525
02:41:08,000 --> 02:41:09,420
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2526
02:41:09,640 --> 02:41:11,360
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2527
02:41:11,800 --> 02:41:13,080
Good evening, gay. Yes.

2528
02:41:13,740 --> 02:41:15,160
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2529
02:41:15,320 --> 02:41:17,060
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2530
02:41:17,580 --> 02:41:19,040
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2531
02:41:19,520 --> 02:41:23,000
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2532
02:41:23,000 --> 02:41:24,800
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2533
02:41:25,220 --> 02:41:26,720
Pat Talk, let me be here.

2534
02:41:26,720 --> 02:41:52,040
*music*

2535
02:41:52,040 --> 02:41:53,040
You're fucked!

2536
02:41:53,040 --> 02:41:55,040
*music*

2537
02:41:55,040 --> 02:41:57,040
If you can shoot her if you're fuckin' home.

2538
02:41:57,040 --> 02:41:59,040
Rest in pieces.

2539
02:41:59,040 --> 02:42:04,040
*music*

2540
02:42:04,040 --> 02:42:07,040
Welcome to the fuckin' streamy-weem-y.

2541
02:42:07,040 --> 02:42:10,040
Welcome to the streamy-weem.

2542
02:42:10,040 --> 02:42:18,040
Remember, you're all part of the major dream collaboration between myself, yourself and David Lynch and the fuckin' rest of the cunts out there.

2543
02:42:18,040 --> 02:42:20,040
Working forklift shifts.

2544
02:42:20,040 --> 02:42:24,040
David Lynch worked forklift shift last week, can you cover him for next Tuesdays?

2545
02:42:24,040 --> 02:42:26,040
The cunt has a bad foot.

2546
02:42:26,040 --> 02:42:28,040
And he's making new movies as well.

2547
02:42:28,040 --> 02:42:30,040
I hope you're all doing okay.

2548
02:42:30,040 --> 02:42:34,040
Remember, don't gamble all your money with them on the stupid ponies this afternoon.

2549
02:42:34,040 --> 02:42:37,040
That shit is for fuckin' dweeb-housers.

2550
02:42:38,040 --> 02:42:40,040
My new...

2551
02:42:40,040 --> 02:42:42,040
*music*

2552
02:42:42,040 --> 02:42:44,040
*music*

2553
02:42:44,040 --> 02:42:46,040
*music*

2554
02:42:46,040 --> 02:42:48,040
*music*

2555
02:42:48,040 --> 02:42:54,040
*music*

2556
02:42:54,040 --> 02:43:00,040
*music*

2557
02:43:00,040 --> 02:43:02,040
*music*

2558
02:43:02,040 --> 02:43:04,040
*music*

2559
02:43:04,040 --> 02:43:06,040
*music*

2560
02:43:06,040 --> 02:43:08,040
*music*

2561
02:43:08,040 --> 02:43:14,040
*music*

2562
02:43:14,040 --> 02:43:14,040
*music*

2563
02:43:14,040 --> 02:43:16,040
*music*

2564
02:43:16,040 --> 02:43:18,040
*music*

2565
02:43:18,040 --> 02:43:26,040
*music*

2566
02:43:26,040 --> 02:43:28,040
*music*

2567
02:43:28,040 --> 02:43:30,040
*music*

2568
02:43:30,040 --> 02:43:40,040
*music*

2569
02:43:40,040 --> 02:43:42,040
*music*

2570
02:43:42,040 --> 02:43:44,040
*music*

2571
02:43:44,040 --> 02:43:46,080
and a few reptilius repetitions.

2572
02:43:46,080 --> 02:43:52,920
Aerodynamics. Have you ever wondered how the wind scoops the back of a cyclist as he cuts through the air?

2573
02:43:53,440 --> 02:43:56,460
Neither have I. But let's have a think about this.

2574
02:43:57,000 --> 02:44:01,440
If we look up at his chest and his head, we notice that his penile gland,

2575
02:44:01,920 --> 02:44:08,620
agus his thigh and knee bone, come together in a kind of motion which creates a wind swoop down his back.

2576
02:44:08,920 --> 02:44:13,760
When the gay cyclists attack, one goes behind and to the back.

2577
02:44:13,760 --> 02:44:21,520
Which creates an overarching gay slipstream, known in some circles, sordid or otherwise, as a glip stream.

2578
02:44:24,080 --> 02:44:32,140
Now, if you're being chased by the gay cyclists, don't leave yourself wide open because they will penetrate that weakness

2579
02:44:32,140 --> 02:44:34,400
and you'll be left scratching your head at the back.

2580
02:44:34,780 --> 02:44:37,380
What the hell am I doing here? I was up there a minute ago.

2581
02:44:37,940 --> 02:44:41,960
Now, diagonal wind blades will make a scene. Try not to panic.

2582
02:44:41,960 --> 02:44:47,000
As well, if you're being flanked by the buckos, don't be thinking twice about it.

2583
02:44:47,220 --> 02:44:51,240
Just because they're a different sexual orientation to you doesn't mean they're interested in you.

2584
02:44:51,480 --> 02:44:54,200
And that's just vanity personified if you do think that.

2585
02:44:54,640 --> 02:44:58,660
Now, final lesson. Piggy in the middle. This is a fucking tough one.

2586
02:44:58,740 --> 02:45:03,860
You want to get yourself out of this peanut as fast as you can open the Christmas cracker on the 25th of December.

2587
02:45:04,340 --> 02:45:07,700
But the other thing I want to tell you is, their strategy has worked.

2588
02:45:07,980 --> 02:45:12,060
They've got you where they want you. Right up the top, peddling away, your arse in their face.

2589
02:45:12,380 --> 02:45:13,580
Best of luck with the finish line.

2590
02:45:13,600 --> 02:45:27,080
Did you see the big blob of tar that was fucking floating around doing a spin up a town?

2591
02:45:31,080 --> 02:45:34,040
The last time someone does that in my area.

2592
02:45:35,040 --> 02:45:36,380
I'll make hands of the cunt.

2593
02:45:36,380 --> 02:45:50,460
Well, well, well.

2594
02:45:51,260 --> 02:45:53,260
Welcome to the fucking primetime studio.

2595
02:45:54,460 --> 02:45:56,720
It's all gone a bit fucking piton at the moment.

2596
02:45:57,100 --> 02:45:58,880
Josh Kennedy.

2597
02:46:03,420 --> 02:46:04,920
Thanks very much, Josh.

2598
02:46:05,260 --> 02:46:07,900
Any fucking scandal of the town in the galaxy, hey?

2599
02:46:08,560 --> 02:46:11,300
Any fucking scandal of the town of the town?

2600
02:46:11,760 --> 02:46:14,320
Any fucking scandal of the town of the town?

2601
02:46:14,800 --> 02:46:17,400
Any fucking scandal of the town of the town?

2602
02:46:17,860 --> 02:46:20,500
Any fucking scandal of the town of the town?

2603
02:46:22,240 --> 02:46:23,460
Yeah, Josh, hey.

2604
02:46:24,280 --> 02:46:27,360
I have a fucking suitcase full of Shenmue's in the back, man.

2605
02:46:28,080 --> 02:46:35,240
I'm going to be selling them five for 40 or fucking 10 for fucking 70, man.

2606
02:46:36,420 --> 02:46:38,520
That's a sweet little saving if you buy 10.

2607
02:46:39,760 --> 02:46:44,540
Myself and a few of the boys were on the Shenmue's last night and then we went into RT the next day.

2608
02:46:45,240 --> 02:46:47,740
He took five Shenmue's and his head expanded.

2609
02:46:48,320 --> 02:46:50,840
And he had like a fucking pumpkin kind of head.

2610
02:46:50,920 --> 02:46:51,280
I'll show you.

2611
02:46:51,340 --> 02:46:52,440
We were in the crowd.

2612
02:46:52,580 --> 02:46:53,460
It was fucking mad crack.

2613
02:46:55,700 --> 02:46:57,720
He took too many Shenmue's, man.

2614
02:46:59,360 --> 02:47:01,540
Turned his head into a cabbage patch.

2615
02:47:05,800 --> 02:47:06,640
Do you know what I mean?

2616
02:47:08,480 --> 02:47:12,400
All that's left to say, horse, is Josh Kennedy.

2617
02:47:13,120 --> 02:47:14,100
Fucking mind yourself.

2618
02:47:14,300 --> 02:47:15,060
Cheers, Glock.

2619
02:47:15,060 --> 02:47:27,000
Right.

2620
02:47:28,000 --> 02:47:30,920
This is lunchtime in Shenmue world.

2621
02:47:31,020 --> 02:47:31,740
You know the crack.

2622
02:47:32,340 --> 02:47:33,280
You know where we are.

2623
02:47:35,800 --> 02:47:39,080
There's a spinning ball of black tar heroin up the town.

2624
02:47:39,520 --> 02:47:41,420
And it's doing the rounds.

2625
02:47:41,980 --> 02:47:46,420
If you put your hand out and grab onto it, you can fucking get yourself a nice little fix.

2626
02:47:47,040 --> 02:47:51,060
But I wouldn't recommend getting on it because you'll end up being fucking trapped.

2627
02:47:53,640 --> 02:47:54,040
Now.

2628
02:47:57,140 --> 02:47:57,820
Can we go?

2629
02:47:58,000 --> 02:47:58,420
Can we go?

2630
02:47:58,520 --> 02:47:58,940
We can go.

2631
02:47:59,100 --> 02:47:59,540
We can go.

2632
02:48:01,120 --> 02:48:04,420
Don't get trapped on the black tar heroin from fucking China, man.

2633
02:48:06,320 --> 02:48:08,500
That's not something you want to do day in, day out.

2634
02:48:14,480 --> 02:48:16,320
What's he doing in the primetime studio?

2635
02:48:16,920 --> 02:48:19,240
I'm fucking doing it for you, Steve Jennings, man.

2636
02:48:19,280 --> 02:48:20,320
You're a fucking...

2637
02:48:20,320 --> 02:48:21,500
You're a Jeeve Stenning.

2638
02:48:21,640 --> 02:48:22,880
Steve Jobs is after you.

2639
02:48:25,440 --> 02:48:26,160
Excuse me.

2640
02:48:26,720 --> 02:48:27,520
Do you have time?

2641
02:48:28,120 --> 02:48:29,800
I'm on patrol right now.

2642
02:48:30,420 --> 02:48:32,620
Ask another security guard, will ya?

2643
02:48:32,720 --> 02:48:33,260
Look at this.

2644
02:48:33,280 --> 02:48:33,740
I see.

2645
02:48:34,240 --> 02:48:35,540
Sweet camp guard.

2646
02:48:35,900 --> 02:48:36,720
Where's his baton?

2647
02:48:36,720 --> 02:48:38,300
I have something to ask you.

2648
02:48:38,600 --> 02:48:40,500
I'm in a rush to get somewhere.

2649
02:48:40,660 --> 02:48:41,220
I bet you are.

2650
02:48:41,360 --> 02:48:42,780
Can't you ask somebody else?

2651
02:48:42,940 --> 02:48:44,400
He's after the dragon, the kid.

2652
02:48:47,480 --> 02:48:47,860
Do you know...

2653
02:48:47,860 --> 02:48:49,000
That guy's only...

2654
02:48:49,000 --> 02:48:49,820
Do you know what he is?

2655
02:48:49,860 --> 02:48:51,500
He's a George Street hustler.

2656
02:48:53,980 --> 02:48:54,860
Excuse me.

2657
02:48:55,300 --> 02:48:56,220
Do you have time?

2658
02:48:56,780 --> 02:48:57,260
Sorry.

2659
02:48:57,920 --> 02:48:58,760
I'm busy.

2660
02:48:59,260 --> 02:49:00,280
Ask me later.

2661
02:49:00,520 --> 02:49:00,720
Eh?

2662
02:49:01,240 --> 02:49:01,800
I see.

2663
02:49:05,020 --> 02:49:05,460
ElmoTM.

2664
02:49:05,800 --> 02:49:06,320
How are ya?

2665
02:49:06,560 --> 02:49:08,040
What the hell is Wolf Among Us?

2666
02:49:09,000 --> 02:49:10,120
Gyoza Simulator.

2667
02:49:10,660 --> 02:49:11,740
If you have it, Martin.

2668
02:49:12,360 --> 02:49:13,060
Send it on.

2669
02:49:18,060 --> 02:49:19,400
He's a gay Asian.

2670
02:49:20,100 --> 02:49:22,860
Or as it's known in the base, a gay Asian.

2671
02:49:22,860 --> 02:49:23,640
I have something to ask you.

2672
02:49:24,140 --> 02:49:25,900
I'm on patrol right now.

2673
02:49:26,440 --> 02:49:28,720
Ask another security guard, will ya?

2674
02:49:29,280 --> 02:49:29,820
I see.

2675
02:49:30,900 --> 02:49:32,480
The great Asian bake-off.

2676
02:49:34,100 --> 02:49:36,080
The great gay Asian bake-off.

2677
02:49:36,080 --> 02:49:36,700
Excuse me.

2678
02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:36,760
Excuse me.

2679
02:49:37,400 --> 02:49:38,500
Not now.

2680
02:49:38,820 --> 02:49:39,300
Ha ha ha.

2681
02:49:40,100 --> 02:49:40,600
Um...

2682
02:49:40,600 --> 02:49:41,840
I'm sorry.

2683
02:49:42,460 --> 02:49:44,340
Ask me again some other time.

2684
02:49:45,680 --> 02:49:46,340
Excuse me.

2685
02:49:46,980 --> 02:49:47,460
Sorry.

2686
02:49:48,100 --> 02:49:49,180
Not now.

2687
02:49:51,600 --> 02:49:51,920
Um...

2688
02:49:51,920 --> 02:49:52,600
Excuse me.

2689
02:49:53,140 --> 02:49:53,960
Can I help you?

2690
02:49:54,420 --> 02:49:57,360
Do you know anything about some deal the mad angels are making?

2691
02:49:57,920 --> 02:49:59,500
Don't know about stuff like that.

2692
02:50:00,020 --> 02:50:00,540
I see.

2693
02:50:01,120 --> 02:50:02,000
Hey, wait a minute.

2694
02:50:02,600 --> 02:50:06,280
Come to think of it, I did see me a couple of foreigners snooping around.

2695
02:50:06,940 --> 02:50:07,160
Yeah.

2696
02:50:07,160 --> 02:50:08,660
They look mighty suspicious to me.

2697
02:50:08,920 --> 02:50:11,800
Do they look as suspicious as you, you old fucking klutz?

2698
02:50:12,160 --> 02:50:13,780
Maybe they got something to do with it.

2699
02:50:14,420 --> 02:50:15,580
Suspicious looking foreigners?

2700
02:50:16,160 --> 02:50:16,660
A pair?

2701
02:50:19,800 --> 02:50:20,560
Excuse me.

2702
02:50:21,100 --> 02:50:21,720
What is it?

2703
02:50:22,140 --> 02:50:24,740
Have you heard about some deal the mad angels are arranging?

2704
02:50:25,580 --> 02:50:27,680
Well, I wouldn't know about that, you know.

2705
02:50:28,140 --> 02:50:30,060
So you haven't seen any of them around?

2706
02:50:30,680 --> 02:50:31,100
Nope.

2707
02:50:31,260 --> 02:50:34,240
But I saw a couple of sailors acting kind of suspicious.

2708
02:50:35,040 --> 02:50:38,080
The harbor is full of all kinds of sailors, don't you know?

2709
02:50:38,480 --> 02:50:39,520
Where did you see them?

2710
02:50:40,000 --> 02:50:41,820
Over by the harbor lounge.

2711
02:50:43,820 --> 02:50:45,400
About those two guys you saw?

2712
02:50:46,020 --> 02:50:47,900
They're probably not around anymore.

2713
02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:49,020
I see.

2714
02:50:51,600 --> 02:50:53,100
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.

2715
02:50:56,060 --> 02:50:56,940
45 minutes.

2716
02:50:58,000 --> 02:50:59,000
I can't even get Outlook.

2717
02:50:59,460 --> 02:51:01,720
They programmed it so I can't get away from the shit talk.

2718
02:51:04,000 --> 02:51:05,080
Maybe the canteen.

2719
02:51:05,180 --> 02:51:06,740
Remember, they said something about the canteen.

2720
02:51:07,140 --> 02:51:08,400
This is like purgatory night.

2721
02:51:08,480 --> 02:51:11,180
How long do I have to play this fucking harbor simulator?

2722
02:51:11,420 --> 02:51:11,820
Shit.

2723
02:51:11,820 --> 02:51:18,940
Goro.

2724
02:51:21,640 --> 02:51:22,600
Someone needs to...

2725
02:51:22,600 --> 02:51:24,980
The Goro guy who is going to marry the 16-year-old.

2726
02:51:25,080 --> 02:51:28,260
Someone needs to call Predator Exposure and they need to do a fucking...

2727
02:51:28,260 --> 02:51:30,480
Do you know what I thought would have been funny if...

2728
02:51:30,480 --> 02:51:38,620
Michael Jackson had been alive now during the time of online paedophile hunters, like catfishers.

2729
02:51:39,120 --> 02:51:42,220
And they went to Michael Jackson's house in Neverland.

2730
02:51:42,520 --> 02:51:44,860
And they were those paedophile hunters from Leeds.

2731
02:51:47,240 --> 02:51:48,900
And they're like to Michael Jackson...

2732
02:51:49,900 --> 02:51:50,300
You alright?

2733
02:51:50,520 --> 02:51:51,280
Come out, mate.

2734
02:51:51,460 --> 02:51:51,780
Jackson.

2735
02:51:51,940 --> 02:51:52,260
You alright?

2736
02:51:52,720 --> 02:51:53,620
We're not going to arm you.

2737
02:51:53,800 --> 02:51:54,980
We're here for your safety.

2738
02:51:55,040 --> 02:51:55,820
Do you want a cup of water?

2739
02:51:56,020 --> 02:51:56,460
Are you alright?

2740
02:51:57,020 --> 02:51:58,680
And he'd be like...

2741
02:51:58,680 --> 02:52:00,540
Come climb my tree.

2742
02:52:00,680 --> 02:52:01,200
I'm okay.

2743
02:52:01,500 --> 02:52:02,500
I can't come out.

2744
02:52:03,080 --> 02:52:04,140
Like, come out now.

2745
02:52:04,440 --> 02:52:05,180
Come out now.

2746
02:52:06,020 --> 02:52:07,720
We're not here to arm you.

2747
02:52:09,020 --> 02:52:12,520
And Michael Jackson moonwalks out of the Neverland Ranch.

2748
02:52:13,040 --> 02:52:14,260
And then they fucking...

2749
02:52:14,260 --> 02:52:15,080
They round on him.

2750
02:52:15,180 --> 02:52:16,320
And they're Facebook Live.

2751
02:52:16,380 --> 02:52:18,560
And they're streaming Michael Jackson on Facebook Live.

2752
02:52:18,960 --> 02:52:19,800
And they're like...

2753
02:52:19,800 --> 02:52:20,700
We've got the chat logs.

2754
02:52:20,780 --> 02:52:21,820
We've got the chat logs, Michael.

2755
02:52:21,880 --> 02:52:22,600
We've got the chat logs.

2756
02:52:23,000 --> 02:52:23,420
And he's like...

2757
02:52:23,420 --> 02:52:24,760
I didn't do anything.

2758
02:52:26,420 --> 02:52:30,300
We've got the chat logs.

2759
02:52:31,820 --> 02:52:32,220
And...

2760
02:52:32,220 --> 02:52:34,540
Do you know that...

2761
02:52:34,540 --> 02:52:36,880
Just to see the clash of the worlds.

2762
02:52:37,940 --> 02:52:39,220
The clash of cultures.

2763
02:52:41,940 --> 02:52:43,540
Sir Fried Goat says...

2764
02:52:43,540 --> 02:52:45,340
The MJ stuff is complete nonsense.

2765
02:52:45,580 --> 02:52:46,400
Yeah, have you fucking...

2766
02:52:46,400 --> 02:52:48,120
Have you even watched the documentary, man?

2767
02:52:48,120 --> 02:52:51,980
Excuse me.

2768
02:52:52,760 --> 02:52:53,200
Yes?

2769
02:52:53,360 --> 02:52:54,140
What is it?

2770
02:52:59,140 --> 02:53:00,280
He he he.

2771
02:53:00,640 --> 02:53:01,040
Simone.

2772
02:53:01,800 --> 02:53:03,040
We're not here to arm you.

2773
02:53:04,420 --> 02:53:05,820
Have you got any health problems?

2774
02:53:05,900 --> 02:53:06,540
Do you want an ambulance?

2775
02:53:09,720 --> 02:53:10,400
Do you want...

2776
02:53:10,400 --> 02:53:11,400
If you walk away now...

2777
02:53:11,400 --> 02:53:12,800
If you moonwalk...

2778
02:53:12,800 --> 02:53:14,780
If you moonwalk away now, Jackson,

2779
02:53:14,920 --> 02:53:15,840
will you ever do it again?

2780
02:53:17,680 --> 02:53:18,120
No.

2781
02:53:20,400 --> 02:53:20,800
Tough.

2782
02:53:21,300 --> 02:53:22,760
You're not fucking going anywhere.

2783
02:53:23,440 --> 02:53:24,220
You please...

2784
02:53:24,220 --> 02:53:25,420
Your taxis arrive, Michael.

2785
02:53:26,740 --> 02:53:28,600
Do you know anything about some deal...

2786
02:53:28,600 --> 02:53:31,880
We're here to talk about your online activity, Michael.

2787
02:53:31,940 --> 02:53:32,680
Angels are making...

2788
02:53:33,440 --> 02:53:33,860
Hey!

2789
02:53:34,300 --> 02:53:35,400
Watch what you say!

2790
02:53:35,920 --> 02:53:37,840
Don't talk about them so loudly!

2791
02:53:38,480 --> 02:53:39,320
You don't say.

2792
02:53:39,480 --> 02:53:40,700
For fuck's sake, man.

2793
02:53:44,120 --> 02:53:45,080
I have...

2794
02:53:45,080 --> 02:53:46,980
I have seen the documentary, yeah.

2795
02:53:47,160 --> 02:53:48,480
It's all hearsay.

2796
02:53:53,480 --> 02:53:55,020
Hong Kong one is nine.

2797
02:53:56,420 --> 02:53:58,060
Down an alleyway job.

2798
02:53:58,060 --> 02:53:59,520
Spooky pigeons, man.

2799
02:53:59,520 --> 02:54:00,020
Ooh.

2800
02:54:23,160 --> 02:54:28,380
Proper Bull said you saw him in 87 in Cork, and then I heard Eamon Dumpy in Stan Smith.

2801
02:54:28,800 --> 02:54:29,160
Hello.

2802
02:54:29,360 --> 02:54:32,760
Went to see him, and then they slipped a note under the door in the fucking hotel.

2803
02:54:32,940 --> 02:54:39,200
They were staying at the jury's in, and during the gig, that safe chuck lad was in the fucking hotel room,

2804
02:54:39,200 --> 02:54:44,020
and they had blacked out windows and everything, and they slipped a message underneath that said,

2805
02:54:44,120 --> 02:54:44,680
you're all right?

2806
02:54:48,100 --> 02:54:48,740
Dumpy, man.

2807
02:54:48,880 --> 02:54:51,000
He knew something was up back in the day, man.

2808
02:54:52,080 --> 02:54:53,320
And he's a class pundit.

2809
02:54:53,900 --> 02:54:55,100
He says class stuff.

2810
02:54:58,080 --> 02:55:06,260
We're not here to harm you.

2811
02:55:08,060 --> 02:55:09,060
You did thrill her.

2812
02:55:09,100 --> 02:55:09,820
That was all right.

2813
02:55:10,080 --> 02:55:11,820
But you've gone wrong.

2814
02:55:11,860 --> 02:55:13,000
You've gone wrong, Michael.

2815
02:55:13,140 --> 02:55:14,160
And we've got the chat logs.

2816
02:55:16,160 --> 02:55:18,220
First, take the cargo to warehouse number eight.

2817
02:55:18,660 --> 02:55:20,480
Then, go to warehouse number 18.

2818
02:55:22,620 --> 02:55:24,120
What the fuck's sake, man?

2819
02:55:24,120 --> 02:55:36,180
Spiders.

2820
02:55:36,180 --> 02:55:40,140
Spiders.

2821
02:55:40,140 --> 02:55:42,140
Spiders.

2822
02:55:42,140 --> 02:55:43,140
Yeah.

2823
02:55:43,140 --> 02:55:44,140
Spiders.

2824
02:55:44,140 --> 02:55:44,740
Yeah.

2825
02:55:44,740 --> 02:55:49,880
Sarah snake spiders. How are you Sarah snake? Thanks for the tip hey?

2826
02:55:52,700 --> 02:55:54,700
This is for you Sarah snake

2827
02:56:05,420 --> 02:56:12,560
The little horn on the fucking forklift like little a little pap like little pip

2828
02:56:13,620 --> 02:56:15,620
pipsqueak

2829
02:56:20,180 --> 02:56:25,220
Landormer he was a grown man who wanted to sleep in bed boys. That's all the evidence you really need

2830
02:56:26,820 --> 02:56:32,120
I pay master Chen a visit Merlin Reed if I could find the fucker, but he's left me he's left me hanging

2831
02:56:32,620 --> 02:56:35,300
And I now it's it's all a case of trying to

2832
02:56:36,420 --> 02:56:38,420
Trying to get through the work and D

2833
02:56:42,500 --> 02:56:44,500
I

2834
02:56:47,380 --> 02:56:49,780
Was out throwing the last night and I was doing a bit of

2835
02:56:51,060 --> 02:56:54,100
Did you see me there? I was in the bookies for Cheltenham?

2836
02:56:54,600 --> 02:56:58,180
My my GG came in at fucking to four I

2837
02:56:58,740 --> 02:57:05,620
Said hey, I'd stuck a I'd stuck a pony on it. And when she gave me the money back. I said you want to go fucking?

2838
02:57:06,980 --> 02:57:08,980
With me tonight

2839
02:57:08,980 --> 02:57:14,320
I've got I've got a sack full of in the bag. I got a sack full of coins in my

2840
02:57:15,540 --> 02:57:18,260
Bring you I'll bring you around the

2841
02:57:19,860 --> 02:57:24,960
Don't you ever tell me that I'm you are one silly son of a

2842
02:57:25,860 --> 02:57:30,420
That doesn't work does it work? I don't know fuck let's go to warehouse number eight anyway

2843
02:57:35,120 --> 02:57:39,080
Number five number six oh

2844
02:57:44,040 --> 02:57:46,040
Not this fucking shit again, man

2845
02:57:50,600 --> 02:58:18,040
Forklift pickup seven fake forklift driver the new the new x videos fake forklift

2846
02:58:18,040 --> 02:58:20,040
*laughs*

2847
02:58:20,040 --> 02:58:22,040
*laughs*

2848
02:58:22,040 --> 02:58:24,040
*laughs*

2849
02:58:24,040 --> 02:58:26,040
*laughs*

2850
02:58:26,040 --> 02:58:28,040
*laughs*

2851
02:58:28,040 --> 02:58:30,040
*laughs*

2852
02:58:30,040 --> 02:58:32,040
*mwah*

2853
02:58:32,040 --> 02:58:34,040
*mwah*

2854
02:58:34,040 --> 02:58:36,040
*mwah*

2855
02:58:36,040 --> 02:58:38,040
Any fucking scandal with the boxes?

2856
02:58:38,040 --> 02:58:40,040
You didn't pay me my fucking wage last week

2857
02:58:40,040 --> 02:58:42,040
You owe me 700 yen, you fucking cunt

2858
02:58:42,040 --> 02:58:44,040
Don't come back to me ever again

2859
02:58:44,040 --> 02:58:46,040
Asking for a help

2860
02:58:46,040 --> 02:58:48,040
Asking for a sack of help

2861
02:58:48,040 --> 02:58:50,040
When you never even paid me the money you owe me

2862
02:58:50,040 --> 02:58:52,040
You silly little piece of shit

2863
02:58:52,040 --> 02:58:54,040
I'll be buying a few pints with that one

2864
02:58:54,040 --> 02:58:56,040
Hey, little Otties man

2865
02:58:56,040 --> 02:58:58,040
I wanna say something to little Otties

2866
02:59:00,040 --> 02:59:02,040
Is that the helicopter?

2867
02:59:02,040 --> 02:59:04,040
Jesus Christ!

2868
02:59:04,040 --> 02:59:08,040
Watch out, there's a fucking firejack coming down below!

2869
02:59:08,040 --> 02:59:10,040
*mwah*

2870
02:59:10,040 --> 02:59:12,040
Hey, do you wanna- do you want a bit of fucking-

2871
02:59:12,040 --> 02:59:14,040
This is something I recorded before the

2872
02:59:14,040 --> 02:59:16,040
Michael Jackson shit came out

2873
02:59:16,040 --> 02:59:18,040
I am-

2874
02:59:18,040 --> 02:59:20,040
Make sure you're drinking enough water in your diet

2875
02:59:20,040 --> 02:59:22,040
*mwah*

2876
02:59:22,040 --> 02:59:23,040
*mwah*

2877
02:59:23,040 --> 02:59:24,040
Welcome to Sunday Night Games

2878
02:59:24,040 --> 02:59:26,040
No, no, no, no

2879
02:59:26,040 --> 02:59:27,040
*mwah*

2880
02:59:27,040 --> 02:59:28,040
Nope

2881
02:59:28,040 --> 02:59:29,040
Nope

2882
02:59:29,040 --> 02:59:30,040
What is that?

2883
02:59:30,040 --> 02:59:31,040
Make sure you're drinking enough water

2884
02:59:31,040 --> 02:59:32,040
Come on, then

2885
02:59:32,040 --> 02:59:34,040
Watch out, there's a fucking firejack coming down

2886
02:59:34,040 --> 02:59:36,040
Where the fuck is this thing where you pay for this shine?

2887
02:59:36,040 --> 02:59:38,040
That's an am-

2888
02:59:38,040 --> 02:59:58,080
*Sings of the sound*

2889
02:59:58,080 --> 03:00:06,500
Yeah, little auties man. Thanks very much for the fucking sound tip.

2890
03:00:06,500 --> 03:00:18,540
You're a legend and a king of the hill. King of the fucking tone man. Anytime you want a fucking lift, give us a fucking shout man.

2891
03:00:18,540 --> 03:00:26,540
*Sings of the sound*

2892
03:00:26,540 --> 03:00:35,540
Yeah. Yeah anonymous.

2893
03:00:35,540 --> 03:00:37,540
*Sings of the sound*

2894
03:00:37,540 --> 03:01:04,580
Thanks for fucking doing that man. Doing a bit of forklifting. Hey. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be in the fucking forklift in the first place man. If it wasn't for you I would only even fucking get a job in the first place man. I wanna say thanks very much to fucking you and Little Ali man. You sound cunts. I'm not fucking late into that. Both of us like, I know for a fact you're fucking late. I always used to go up there. I always had good times for you like. Anytime you were around I always

2895
03:01:04,580 --> 03:01:06,580
I always fucking had good times for you like. You know what I mean?

2896
03:01:06,580 --> 03:01:08,580
*Sings of the sound*

2897
03:01:08,580 --> 03:01:10,580
*Sings of the sound*

2898
03:01:10,580 --> 03:01:25,600
*I see you*

2899
03:01:25,600 --> 03:01:31,200
*I see you*

2900
03:01:31,200 --> 03:01:33,780
Will you be supporting the banks minister?

2901
03:01:33,780 --> 03:01:37,560
*I see you*

2902
03:01:37,560 --> 03:01:39,920
Now, you know what it's about?

2903
03:01:39,920 --> 03:01:41,920
*I see you*

2904
03:01:41,920 --> 03:01:45,920
Will you be supporting the banks minister?

2905
03:01:45,920 --> 03:01:49,920
*I see you*

2906
03:01:49,920 --> 03:01:52,920
Let's have a little look here, where do we...

2907
03:01:52,920 --> 03:01:59,920
Like, when, when, do you know when they were making the game did they not think, alright, like, this is gonna be fucking...

2908
03:01:59,920 --> 03:02:08,440
uh, five, five hours worth of gameplay is just basically you lifting boxes and bringing him to a shed.

2909
03:02:08,860 --> 03:02:14,020
Like, do you reckon the, do you reckon the game, the player might get a bit bored of that, or is that the thing you...

2910
03:02:14,020 --> 03:02:17,520
Do you reckon we should just fucking skip that and let him go to China as soon as he can?

2911
03:02:22,600 --> 03:02:24,300
They didn't, they didn't think it through.

2912
03:02:24,680 --> 03:02:29,900
Even, I mean, 75 million dollars, you could have at least had a little bit of a think about how this is going to be paid.

2913
03:02:29,900 --> 03:02:31,900
I mean, I'm just gonna be a beast for the, for the game player.

2914
03:02:39,900 --> 03:02:41,900
Fucking flying it now, man.

2915
03:02:42,900 --> 03:02:44,900
Fucking flying it, man.

2916
03:02:51,900 --> 03:02:53,900
I can only transport one crate at a time.

2917
03:02:53,900 --> 03:03:00,900
Serious man, this is the last one now.

2918
03:03:00,900 --> 03:03:06,900
The last time I'll ever stay here again.

2919
03:03:06,900 --> 03:03:13,900
Don't you think I'm gonna leave the studio and never say anything, cause this is the last time I'll stay here again.

2920
03:03:21,900 --> 03:03:30,900
They were mainly focused on making Tom as representative of Japan at the time. He's the main man.

2921
03:03:44,900 --> 03:03:58,900
Yeah. End daily 334 End daily better than the 333 End dailies who came before thee.

2922
03:03:59,900 --> 03:04:04,900
But they're really 333 End dailies. That you had to choose 334?

2923
03:04:07,900 --> 03:04:15,900
I wanna say something daily. You're a daily ray of sunshine in my life. Even though this is the first day I've ever heard of you.

2924
03:04:17,900 --> 03:04:21,900
Class cutscene. Here we go man. The game is gonna progress. Lads.

2925
03:04:22,900 --> 03:04:32,900
Stay tuned man. The game is progressing at pace. Okay. We've all been around you. We've had a lot of fun. We've hated the fact that we've done this grind.

2926
03:04:33,900 --> 03:04:41,900
But right now, this is where the game comes into its own. The Japanese don't fuck around. We've said this. Okay. We know this.

2927
03:04:42,900 --> 03:04:53,900
They're smart guys. They're smart people. They bounce back. They really bounce back heavy after the fucking war. And now we're driving their cars. Okay. We're using their technology. Their equipment.

2928
03:04:58,900 --> 03:04:59,900
Let's do this.

2929
03:05:02,900 --> 03:05:03,900
It's them.

2930
03:05:04,900 --> 03:05:19,900
*Sigh*

2931
03:05:19,900 --> 03:05:23,700
Got a question. You know about the Longjaw?

2932
03:05:23,700 --> 03:05:26,700
What? What did you say?

2933
03:05:26,700 --> 03:05:27,900
You know.

2934
03:05:27,900 --> 03:05:31,700
I. Don't. Know. Hey!

2935
03:05:31,700 --> 03:05:33,700
Hey, wait!

2936
03:05:33,700 --> 03:05:37,700
*Sigh*

2937
03:05:37,700 --> 03:05:39,700
*Sigh*

2938
03:05:39,700 --> 03:05:41,700
David Lynch meets Virtua Fighter.

2939
03:05:41,700 --> 03:05:45,700
*Sigh*

2940
03:05:45,700 --> 03:05:47,700
Stop fucking. Where'd-

2941
03:05:47,700 --> 03:05:49,700
How did all those pipes-

2942
03:05:49,700 --> 03:05:50,700
I'll get rid of him!

2943
03:05:50,700 --> 03:05:53,700
Those pipes just fell of their own accord.

2944
03:05:53,700 --> 03:05:55,700
Honda Accord.

2945
03:05:57,700 --> 03:05:58,700
Uh oh.

2946
03:05:58,700 --> 03:06:02,700
Wow. Suzuki Swift.

2947
03:06:02,700 --> 03:06:04,700
Hey Pedro!

2948
03:06:04,700 --> 03:06:05,700
You need help?

2949
03:06:05,700 --> 03:06:06,700
*Sigh*

2950
03:06:06,700 --> 03:06:08,700
*Sigh*

2951
03:06:08,700 --> 03:06:09,700
*Sigh*

2952
03:06:09,700 --> 03:06:10,700
*Sigh*

2953
03:06:10,700 --> 03:06:11,700
*Sigh*

2954
03:06:11,700 --> 03:06:12,700
*Sigh*

2955
03:06:12,700 --> 03:06:14,700
This game pioneered the-

2956
03:06:14,700 --> 03:06:16,700
Quicktime event which we all see-

2957
03:06:16,700 --> 03:06:19,700
We all know and love now from games like Resident Evil.

2958
03:06:19,700 --> 03:06:20,000
I'm evil.

2959
03:06:23,320 --> 03:06:23,720
Help!

2960
03:06:32,060 --> 03:06:33,260
When's the long jaw?

2961
03:06:33,580 --> 03:06:34,680
I don't know.

2962
03:06:35,500 --> 03:06:36,720
I'll break your arm.

2963
03:06:36,880 --> 03:06:38,520
But I don't know, I swear.

2964
03:06:39,740 --> 03:06:42,020
Only the boss of the Mad Angels knows.

2965
03:06:42,620 --> 03:06:43,760
Who is the boss?

2966
03:06:44,540 --> 03:06:45,740
It's Terry.

2967
03:06:46,880 --> 03:06:47,440
Terry?

2968
03:06:48,220 --> 03:06:51,060
Please, don't tell anyone that I told you.

2969
03:06:52,620 --> 03:06:55,140
Or they'll send me to the bottom of the sea.

2970
03:06:56,120 --> 03:06:57,140
Where is he?

2971
03:06:57,500 --> 03:06:58,220
I don't know.

2972
03:06:58,600 --> 03:06:59,400
It's the truth.

2973
03:07:00,020 --> 03:07:01,040
Terry's real careful.

2974
03:07:05,040 --> 03:07:05,720
Ow.

2975
03:07:12,220 --> 03:07:13,320
Got your pay.

2976
03:07:13,980 --> 03:07:16,060
I zoned out for a second.

2977
03:07:16,300 --> 03:07:18,540
I was just thinking about other shit.

2978
03:07:18,700 --> 03:07:21,640
And then this guy's face came back on the screen.

2979
03:07:22,080 --> 03:07:23,800
And really lit up my life.

2980
03:07:23,860 --> 03:07:24,600
Look at his face.

2981
03:07:26,480 --> 03:07:27,040
Here.

2982
03:07:28,820 --> 03:07:29,560
Thank you.

2983
03:07:30,520 --> 03:07:31,380
No, wait.

2984
03:07:32,140 --> 03:07:32,680
Yes?

2985
03:07:33,160 --> 03:07:34,920
Someone came to see you earlier.

2986
03:07:35,440 --> 03:07:35,920
Really?

2987
03:07:36,280 --> 03:07:36,780
Yes.

2988
03:07:36,900 --> 03:07:38,160
A young man in a suit.

2989
03:07:38,940 --> 03:07:40,640
He asked me to give this to you.

2990
03:07:44,640 --> 03:07:45,140
Thanks.

2991
03:07:45,140 --> 03:07:45,140
Thanks.

2992
03:07:45,140 --> 03:07:45,200
Thanks.

2993
03:07:50,420 --> 03:07:50,640
Hmm?

2994
03:07:51,360 --> 03:07:53,060
The Mad Angels are after you.

2995
03:07:53,360 --> 03:07:53,800
Beware.

2996
03:07:56,540 --> 03:07:56,980
Guizan.

2997
03:07:56,980 --> 03:07:59,200
The Mad Angels are after you.

2998
03:08:00,060 --> 03:08:00,660
Beware.

2999
03:08:01,320 --> 03:08:02,340
Be full of wear.

3000
03:08:05,420 --> 03:08:05,860
Ah.

3001
03:08:05,860 --> 03:08:07,080
The Long Jaw.

3002
03:08:07,960 --> 03:08:09,600
Maybe Master Chin knows about it.

3003
03:08:11,320 --> 03:08:12,080
Fucking hell.

3004
03:08:12,480 --> 03:08:13,360
Master Chin.

3005
03:08:13,560 --> 03:08:15,140
Or as he's known in New Zealand.

3006
03:08:16,000 --> 03:08:16,660
Master Chin.

3007
03:08:18,040 --> 03:08:19,120
Here we go, man.

3008
03:08:19,240 --> 03:08:19,760
Pajamas.

3009
03:08:19,940 --> 03:08:22,480
Time to get your fucking slippers and pajamas on.

3010
03:08:23,040 --> 03:08:24,580
Master Chin is in the gaff.

3011
03:08:28,580 --> 03:08:29,200
Hazuki.

3012
03:08:33,200 --> 03:08:33,960
Master Chin.

3013
03:08:34,960 --> 03:08:36,580
Is Landy coming for the Long Jaw?

3014
03:08:38,140 --> 03:08:39,960
Why do you know about Long Jaw?

3015
03:08:40,340 --> 03:08:41,740
I got it out of the Mad Angels.

3016
03:08:42,660 --> 03:08:44,180
So, is Landy coming?

3017
03:08:45,040 --> 03:08:48,300
Landy has nothing to do with the Long Jaw.

3018
03:08:49,360 --> 03:08:51,500
Only the lowest Chi-O-Men members are involved.

3019
03:08:51,500 --> 03:08:53,420
Joshua Kennedy.

3020
03:08:53,500 --> 03:08:56,840
But Terry and his gang have arranged transport for Landy to...

3021
03:08:56,840 --> 03:08:59,080
I'm going to pause the cutscene for Josh Kennedy.

3022
03:08:59,500 --> 03:09:00,560
Because he deserves this.

3023
03:09:00,660 --> 03:09:01,020
Watch out!

3024
03:09:01,060 --> 03:09:02,420
There's a fucking fire attack coming down!

3025
03:09:02,520 --> 03:09:02,700
No!

3026
03:09:04,400 --> 03:09:05,700
That's what happens, Josh.

3027
03:09:05,760 --> 03:09:09,640
Whenever I see you chipping in with your chippy little ways.

3028
03:09:10,160 --> 03:09:11,300
Thank you very much for that.

3029
03:09:11,920 --> 03:09:16,260
You're a kind-hearted soul, a generous operator, and a real smooth son of a peach.

3030
03:09:16,260 --> 03:09:16,640
Shit.

3031
03:09:18,640 --> 03:09:20,180
He's acting as a guy-

3032
03:09:20,180 --> 03:09:21,740
Check out Bertie Ahern, man.

3033
03:09:21,760 --> 03:09:24,440
He made a cameo in David Lynch's Shenmue.

3034
03:09:24,600 --> 03:09:25,660
I'd fall on D.

3035
03:09:25,880 --> 03:09:29,180
So as to ingratiate himself with a Chi-O-Men.

3036
03:09:29,540 --> 03:09:32,480
Bertie Ahern doing his best Asian accent.

3037
03:09:32,600 --> 03:09:33,840
It was racist, Bertie.

3038
03:09:35,500 --> 03:09:37,780
Terry and his gang already know about you.

3039
03:09:41,060 --> 03:09:42,140
Master Back, D.

3040
03:09:42,140 --> 03:09:43,220
And that you're trying to stop the Long Jaw.

3041
03:09:47,320 --> 03:09:49,740
The items we deal in are expensive.

3042
03:09:50,020 --> 03:09:50,420
Paintings.

3043
03:09:50,420 --> 03:09:51,100
Paintings.

3044
03:09:51,100 --> 03:09:51,980
Calligraphy.

3045
03:09:52,360 --> 03:09:52,960
Antiques.

3046
03:09:53,280 --> 03:09:53,520
Gems.

3047
03:09:53,600 --> 03:09:54,120
Gems.

3048
03:09:55,600 --> 03:09:57,040
Do you have any boxes of gems?

3049
03:09:57,040 --> 03:09:58,440
Terry's gang deals in contraband.

3050
03:09:58,920 --> 03:10:00,980
The next big shipment is drugs.

3051
03:10:01,240 --> 03:10:05,360
They've got a fucking box of fentanyl coming in from Hong Kong Phooey.

3052
03:10:06,020 --> 03:10:10,600
The boys out in Hong Kong got shopped for a fucking skunk fucking a box of fent.

3053
03:10:10,600 --> 03:10:14,920
The guys out in Hong Kong are sticking fent up their anus.

3054
03:10:15,340 --> 03:10:16,380
It's called shelving.

3055
03:10:16,840 --> 03:10:18,520
Or as it's known over in Hong Kong.

3056
03:10:19,860 --> 03:10:20,380
Phooey.

3057
03:10:23,380 --> 03:10:26,140
If they get established, our market will be destroyed.

3058
03:10:28,520 --> 03:10:33,240
If our trade route is disturbed, it will cause trouble for us in China.

3059
03:10:33,380 --> 03:10:37,660
The Chinese boys laozhaned a box of fucking fent up their ass.

3060
03:10:38,600 --> 03:10:40,220
In order to get through customs.

3061
03:10:40,220 --> 03:10:41,780
So, now you see.

3062
03:10:42,340 --> 03:10:43,560
Go home before you get hurt.

3063
03:10:44,880 --> 03:10:45,960
I can't do that.

3064
03:10:46,640 --> 03:10:49,480
Someone as young as you should not be involved.

3065
03:10:50,480 --> 03:10:52,340
Tell me when the Long Jaw is.

3066
03:10:52,800 --> 03:10:54,020
I cannot tell you.

3067
03:10:55,380 --> 03:10:57,160
But if you can be patient.

3068
03:10:58,600 --> 03:11:00,300
And listen to my counsel.

3069
03:11:00,760 --> 03:11:02,500
No harm will come to you.

3070
03:11:03,000 --> 03:11:03,340
Father.

3071
03:11:04,940 --> 03:11:07,240
As written in the letter to his father.

3072
03:11:07,660 --> 03:11:10,660
I'm bound by my promise to Zhu Yuanda.

3073
03:11:12,900 --> 03:11:15,220
I will hear no more of this today.

3074
03:11:16,880 --> 03:11:17,760
A jippy tummy.

3075
03:11:17,880 --> 03:11:18,360
Very well.

3076
03:11:19,100 --> 03:11:20,220
I'll back off for now.

3077
03:11:21,140 --> 03:11:22,240
Back off, chump.

3078
03:11:23,180 --> 03:11:28,240
Your father would not have wanted you to throw your life away so senselessly.

3079
03:11:31,840 --> 03:11:32,660
Come on, Bert.

3080
03:11:35,020 --> 03:11:36,680
You know that's not true, don't you, Bert?

3081
03:11:38,460 --> 03:11:40,000
We both know that's not true.

3082
03:11:41,300 --> 03:11:44,180
It seems Goro and Mai are getting married.

3083
03:11:44,540 --> 03:11:46,240
I need to find a guy called Terry.

3084
03:11:47,200 --> 03:11:48,520
Terry from Brookside.

3085
03:11:51,080 --> 03:11:52,140
Michael D. Lee.

3086
03:11:52,140 --> 03:12:00,420
I've heard the music.

3087
03:12:01,940 --> 03:12:03,540
There's a new high on this street.

3088
03:12:03,700 --> 03:12:05,440
Goes by the name of Spank.

3089
03:12:07,340 --> 03:12:10,780
I'm going changing the name to Spank Lenehan next Tuesday.

3090
03:12:11,580 --> 03:12:12,800
I've got a fucking...

3091
03:12:12,800 --> 03:12:14,140
I've got a...

3092
03:12:14,940 --> 03:12:18,160
There's going to be a name changing ceremony on Molesworth Street.

3093
03:12:18,340 --> 03:12:20,880
The Grand Masonic Lodge in Dublin if you want to come along.

3094
03:12:21,320 --> 03:12:24,600
I originally was going to change my name to Herb Gallagher.

3095
03:12:26,160 --> 03:12:27,140
I changed it then.

3096
03:12:27,500 --> 03:12:28,140
I was going to...

3097
03:12:28,140 --> 03:12:31,540
Last week I said I was going to change it to Crash Mahan.

3098
03:12:32,360 --> 03:12:33,840
As in Crash Bandicoot.

3099
03:12:34,000 --> 03:12:34,960
But Crash Mahan.

3100
03:12:35,620 --> 03:12:38,020
But now I'm actually going to change my name...

3101
03:12:38,020 --> 03:12:41,520
To fucking Terry Fentanyl.

3102
03:12:41,900 --> 03:12:44,400
So you're all invited to that and it's going to cost a lot of money.

3103
03:12:44,500 --> 03:12:45,580
So you need to chip in, alright?

3104
03:12:47,020 --> 03:12:51,980
Fucking game man.

3105
03:12:52,040 --> 03:12:53,300
Where'd you find...

3106
03:12:53,300 --> 03:12:54,900
I need to find a guy called Terry.

3107
03:12:55,000 --> 03:12:56,060
That's all I have to go on.

3108
03:12:56,180 --> 03:12:57,200
Like it seems...

3109
03:12:57,200 --> 03:12:58,020
Hey...

3110
03:12:58,020 --> 03:13:00,860
I'm only doing what the fucking bucks told me man.

3111
03:13:01,820 --> 03:13:04,400
It seems Goro and Mai are getting married.

3112
03:13:04,900 --> 03:13:07,300
She's 16 but apparently it's legal out in Japan.

3113
03:13:09,300 --> 03:13:09,820
Apparently...

3114
03:13:09,820 --> 03:13:13,500
Apparently you can get up to all kinds of shenanigans out in Japan.

3115
03:13:14,640 --> 03:13:15,480
They don't...

3116
03:13:15,480 --> 03:13:16,160
They won't give you...

3117
03:13:16,160 --> 03:13:17,580
The cunts won't give you a passport.

3118
03:13:17,800 --> 03:13:18,920
Because you're fucking white.

3119
03:13:19,620 --> 03:13:21,780
But you can get up to all sorts.

3120
03:13:23,320 --> 03:13:24,480
It's an honor system.

3121
03:13:24,680 --> 03:13:25,600
I don't know what it is.

3122
03:13:25,660 --> 03:13:26,680
But it's an honor system.

3123
03:13:27,160 --> 03:13:29,200
And then you've got stuff like this going on as well.

3124
03:13:29,580 --> 03:13:32,440
He was wearing a green coat.

3125
03:13:33,280 --> 03:13:34,440
I'm always...

3126
03:13:34,440 --> 03:13:37,100
I'm always grooving man.

3127
03:13:37,580 --> 03:13:37,940
Tom.

3128
03:13:38,820 --> 03:13:39,460
Hi.

3129
03:13:39,460 --> 03:13:40,940
You're looking good.

3130
03:13:41,500 --> 03:13:42,000
Hey, Ryo.

3131
03:13:42,140 --> 03:13:43,280
How about a dog?

3132
03:13:43,920 --> 03:13:44,480
No, thanks.

3133
03:13:44,720 --> 03:13:45,420
Maybe next time.

3134
03:13:46,220 --> 03:13:47,000
Yeah, Tom.

3135
03:14:03,000 --> 03:14:03,320
Hey.

3136
03:14:03,980 --> 03:14:04,820
Hey, Ryo.

3137
03:14:05,300 --> 03:14:06,060
How's everything?

3138
03:14:06,760 --> 03:14:08,180
I'm always chilling.

3139
03:14:08,460 --> 03:14:11,620
If you ever need help, just ask me.

3140
03:14:11,820 --> 03:14:13,420
Selling knickers in vending machines.

3141
03:14:13,800 --> 03:14:14,920
And that's just the schools.

3142
03:14:16,180 --> 03:14:16,620
Tom.

3143
03:14:17,480 --> 03:14:17,840
Hi.

3144
03:14:18,840 --> 03:14:19,560
You're looking good.

3145
03:14:20,260 --> 03:14:23,060
They don't have a headmaster in the schools in Japan.

3146
03:14:23,300 --> 03:14:24,300
They have a head sensei.

3147
03:14:24,300 --> 03:14:25,160
They have a head sensei.

3148
03:14:25,240 --> 03:14:25,580
Thanks.

3149
03:14:27,020 --> 03:14:29,060
And they do an hour of dojo in the morning.

3150
03:14:30,400 --> 03:14:34,080
And then they fucking do a bit of sun tzu for lunch.

3151
03:14:35,220 --> 03:14:36,940
They have a couple of hours lunch break.

3152
03:14:37,340 --> 03:14:40,860
And then back the afternoons in the school in Japan, you learn to drive the forklift.

3153
03:14:42,540 --> 03:14:44,680
Look at this top she's wearing.

3154
03:14:44,680 --> 03:14:44,700
Look at this top she's wearing.

3155
03:14:44,700 --> 03:14:44,700
Look at this top she's wearing.

3156
03:14:46,080 --> 03:14:47,500
It's got a fucking...

3157
03:14:47,500 --> 03:14:49,620
At.

3158
03:14:49,620 --> 03:14:50,380
Ah.

3159
03:14:50,880 --> 03:14:52,180
Can't even see here.

3160
03:14:55,460 --> 03:14:56,240
Oh, fuck it.

3161
03:14:56,280 --> 03:14:56,560
I'm off.

3162
03:14:56,700 --> 03:14:57,060
I'm off.

3163
03:14:57,340 --> 03:14:57,880
Can't be fucked.

3164
03:14:58,880 --> 03:14:59,580
Here we go.

3165
03:14:59,580 --> 03:14:59,880
Here we go.

3166
03:15:02,340 --> 03:15:02,980
Honey-san.

3167
03:15:03,560 --> 03:15:04,260
Hi, yo.

3168
03:15:05,000 --> 03:15:07,780
Her top says Hiro Koki.

3169
03:15:08,260 --> 03:15:08,560
At.

3170
03:15:08,620 --> 03:15:09,500
And there's an at symbol.

3171
03:15:09,640 --> 03:15:12,860
Because I imagine back in 1999 the internet was just taking off.

3172
03:15:13,520 --> 03:15:14,040
Dial-up.

3173
03:15:14,800 --> 03:15:18,800
And like the at symbol was put into loads of shit because it was like cool.

3174
03:15:19,300 --> 03:15:21,840
But now it'd be just like why are you using an at symbol, man?

3175
03:15:21,900 --> 03:15:23,140
It's fucking daft, man.

3176
03:15:23,220 --> 03:15:23,720
It's gammy.

3177
03:15:24,780 --> 03:15:25,820
Gammy shit, man.

3178
03:15:26,200 --> 03:15:26,440
Um.

3179
03:15:27,020 --> 03:15:27,800
Are you hungry?

3180
03:15:28,120 --> 03:15:29,720
How about some munchies?

3181
03:15:30,220 --> 03:15:30,640
Sorry.

3182
03:15:30,980 --> 03:15:32,660
I've got something I need to take care of.

3183
03:15:38,120 --> 03:15:39,600
Honey-san is after you.

3184
03:15:41,460 --> 03:15:42,560
Sensual Steve.

3185
03:15:43,680 --> 03:15:47,660
I work in Japan and this is 100% accurate.

3186
03:15:48,400 --> 03:15:48,800
Dubnub.

3187
03:15:48,900 --> 03:15:50,720
Do you really work in Japan, man?

3188
03:15:51,880 --> 03:15:53,780
Or are you blowing shite chunks?

3189
03:15:55,720 --> 03:15:57,500
This is a sad situation now.

3190
03:15:57,580 --> 03:16:01,020
Because this guy's brother was killed by the mad gay angels.

3191
03:16:01,520 --> 03:16:03,760
And also he has a funny pair of boots.

3192
03:16:03,860 --> 03:16:05,380
He has very small feet.

3193
03:16:06,420 --> 03:16:07,600
Make of that what you will.

3194
03:16:07,660 --> 03:16:08,960
He's got little moon boots on.

3195
03:16:09,700 --> 03:16:11,060
Small little toes on him.

3196
03:16:11,740 --> 03:16:17,740
And he's always looking out to sea because his brother was dumped in the ocean by the mad angels who work around the corner.

3197
03:16:17,740 --> 03:16:20,680
And they bully him and they bully him and beat the fuck out of him every day.

3198
03:16:20,680 --> 03:16:21,440
Even though he's bigger.

3199
03:16:21,440 --> 03:16:26,720
He's physically more demanding and stronger than the Asians that he works with.

3200
03:16:27,120 --> 03:16:28,420
He could fucking kill them.

3201
03:16:28,580 --> 03:16:29,020
But he does.

3202
03:16:29,180 --> 03:16:30,760
Like, they kick the shit out of him.

3203
03:16:30,900 --> 03:16:31,560
I don't know why.

3204
03:16:31,560 --> 03:16:31,560
I don't know why.

3205
03:16:38,680 --> 03:16:41,360
I don't know why a hero has an African American accent.

3206
03:16:41,560 --> 03:16:43,840
It's a strange situation, Mamadouk.

3207
03:16:52,780 --> 03:16:54,540
He's out of his bento box, man.

3208
03:16:56,720 --> 03:16:57,620
Small feet.

3209
03:16:58,020 --> 03:16:58,920
Big piece.

3210
03:16:59,060 --> 03:17:05,060
I see. I've got to go. I'll stop by later. Okay, I'll see ya.

3211
03:17:15,060 --> 03:17:24,060
Oh, fuck me, man. This is the worst of the worst of the worst, man. I thought it couldn't get any worse, but it got really bad, man.

3212
03:17:24,060 --> 03:17:26,060
Fuck. I can't reach, man.

3213
03:17:26,060 --> 03:17:36,060
Thanks for the tip. I'll buy a pint with that. Yeah, Johnny69-er, man. You're fucked.

3214
03:17:36,060 --> 03:17:40,060
Sorry, Johnny. Actually, that was the wrong button. I didn't mean to fucking press that one.

3215
03:17:40,060 --> 03:17:54,060
Listen, Johnny, I'm out here in New York. I'm fucking- I've been here for 10 years. I know everything. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at that.

3216
03:17:54,060 --> 03:18:06,060
David Lynch, eat your fucking ma out. David Lynch is after you. Yeah, Lynch. This is the- this is the guy who married a child.

3217
03:18:06,060 --> 03:18:22,060
No wonder he's fucking at that crack. Look at him. Johnny69-er. Thanks very much for the tip. I was gonna give you a shout out from Times Square, but I had to show you this fucking fruit loop.

3218
03:18:22,060 --> 03:18:32,060
This guy's out of his fucking bento box, man. He's one fucking macky roll short of a sushi set.

3219
03:18:32,060 --> 03:18:50,060
He's some man for the fucking salmon. He's a for- forklift going backwards, look. What- what- what fucking- oh, what even planet am I living on, man?

3220
03:18:50,060 --> 03:19:00,060
75 million dollar game, boys. He's a grown man.

3221
03:19:04,060 --> 03:19:06,060
*laughs*

3222
03:19:06,060 --> 03:19:07,060
Goro?

3223
03:19:07,060 --> 03:19:09,060
What's groovin' bro?

3224
03:19:09,060 --> 03:19:11,060
Got something I want to ask.

3225
03:19:11,060 --> 03:19:14,060
Can it wait? Got something to do now!

3226
03:19:14,060 --> 03:19:16,060
See you later.

3227
03:19:16,060 --> 03:19:18,060
Sorry!

3228
03:19:18,060 --> 03:19:23,060
*laughs*

3229
03:19:23,060 --> 03:19:24,060
Oh...

3230
03:19:28,060 --> 03:19:30,060
He's a power horse, isn't he?

3231
03:19:30,060 --> 03:19:36,060
He's a fucking header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header.

3232
03:19:36,060 --> 03:19:38,060
*BOOM*

3233
03:19:38,060 --> 03:19:42,060
Yeah, Johnny69er. Thanks very much for the tip, clown.

3234
03:19:42,060 --> 03:19:44,060
I hope you're keeping well.

3235
03:19:44,060 --> 03:19:48,060
Listen man, don't fucking believe a word you're told.

3236
03:19:48,060 --> 03:19:50,060
I think you're sound, man.

3237
03:19:50,060 --> 03:19:52,060
Don't believe a word you're fucking told.

3238
03:19:52,060 --> 03:19:56,060
Those cunts that hang around with you, they- they think- you think they're your friends, but they're not, man.

3239
03:19:56,060 --> 03:19:58,060
They were fucking mocking you behind your back, man.

3240
03:19:58,060 --> 03:20:00,060
They're not really- they're not really your friend, man.

3241
03:20:00,060 --> 03:20:02,060
You gotta watch out.

3242
03:20:02,060 --> 03:20:04,060
Take them with a pinch of salt, man.

3243
03:20:04,060 --> 03:20:06,060
Cause they'd be talking shite behind your back.

3244
03:20:06,060 --> 03:20:09,060
They'd actually be downplaying your fucking talents to other people, man.

3245
03:20:09,060 --> 03:20:11,060
You'd wanna watch out, man.

3246
03:20:11,060 --> 03:20:16,060
I know that you would never say- you- you would never go down that route, because you've got more dignity than to fucking do that, man.

3247
03:20:16,060 --> 03:20:18,060
But listen, Johnny, man.

3248
03:20:18,060 --> 03:20:24,060
You need to carve- you need to fucking carve your own fucking path in life, do you know what I mean?

3249
03:20:24,060 --> 03:20:26,060
*BOOM*

3250
03:20:26,060 --> 03:20:28,060
*BOOM*

3251
03:20:28,060 --> 03:20:30,060
*BOOM*

3252
03:20:30,060 --> 03:20:32,060
*BOOM*

3253
03:20:32,060 --> 03:20:34,060
Yeah, Johnny, have you any fags?

3254
03:20:34,060 --> 03:20:50,060
*BOOM*

3255
03:20:50,060 --> 03:20:51,060
*BOOM*

3256
03:20:51,060 --> 03:20:52,060
What the fuck?

3257
03:20:52,060 --> 03:20:54,060
What the fuck is this?

3258
03:20:54,060 --> 03:20:56,060
Beat up my men week?

3259
03:20:56,060 --> 03:20:57,060
Who did this?

3260
03:20:57,060 --> 03:20:58,060
Bennett.

3261
03:20:58,060 --> 03:20:59,060
Bennett?

3262
03:20:59,060 --> 03:21:01,060
Yeah, he turned down your offer.

3263
03:21:01,060 --> 03:21:04,060
Yeah, he turned down your offer.

3264
03:21:04,060 --> 03:21:06,060
*BOOM*

3265
03:21:06,060 --> 03:21:07,060
*BOOM*

3266
03:21:07,060 --> 03:21:08,060
Yeah.

3267
03:21:08,060 --> 03:21:10,060
Aaron's Snake Box, 111.

3268
03:21:10,060 --> 03:21:11,060
Thanks very much.

3269
03:21:11,060 --> 03:21:12,060
When are you playing some Resident Stephen?

3270
03:21:12,060 --> 03:21:14,060
I might stick it on after lunch.

3271
03:21:14,060 --> 03:21:18,060
I can't believe I've been playing this- for this long and I've still not gone to China.

3272
03:21:18,060 --> 03:21:20,060
Fucking shit.

3273
03:21:20,060 --> 03:21:22,060
I need to play- I need to finish this.

3274
03:21:22,060 --> 03:21:24,060
But I don't wanna play it anymore.

3275
03:21:24,060 --> 03:21:27,060
Probably gonna have to head home to bed now.

3276
03:21:27,060 --> 03:21:28,060
Look at this.

3277
03:21:28,060 --> 03:21:30,060
Hop, skip, and jump.

3278
03:21:30,060 --> 03:21:31,060
*BOOM*

3279
03:21:31,060 --> 03:21:32,060
Yeah.

3280
03:21:32,060 --> 03:21:34,060
*BOOM*

3281
03:21:34,060 --> 03:21:36,060
Chloe Fournier.

3282
03:21:36,060 --> 03:21:37,060
Four-Furnier.

3283
03:21:37,060 --> 03:21:38,060
Chloe.

3284
03:21:38,060 --> 03:21:39,060
Chloe.

3285
03:21:39,060 --> 03:21:41,060
Chloe Fournier.

3286
03:21:41,060 --> 03:21:42,060
Chloe Fournier.

3287
03:21:42,060 --> 03:21:43,060
Chloe Fournier.

3288
03:21:43,060 --> 03:21:44,060
Thanks very much.

3289
03:21:44,060 --> 03:21:47,060
You have a cheeky old situation with you.

3290
03:21:47,060 --> 03:21:49,060
Here's a bit of fucking stand up for you, Chloe.

3291
03:21:49,060 --> 03:21:50,060
*BOOM*

3292
03:21:50,060 --> 03:21:51,060
*BOOM*

3293
03:21:51,060 --> 03:21:52,060
*BOOM*

3294
03:21:52,060 --> 03:21:53,060
*BOOM*

3295
03:21:53,060 --> 03:21:55,060
So what about that Brexit, huh?

3296
03:21:55,060 --> 03:21:57,060
More like brec-shit.

3297
03:21:57,060 --> 03:21:59,060
Am I right?

3298
03:21:59,060 --> 03:22:00,060
*BOOM*

3299
03:22:00,060 --> 03:22:21,500
I was out walking the dog the last day. We saw a cloud in the sky. It looked like a frog. I said, isn't that hilarious? Look just like a frog.

3300
03:22:26,300 --> 03:22:54,540
What's the deal with the guards stopping you for drinks the next day? So they not know we've got a fucking hangover and we can't deal with that shit. I see they've started charging for the lottery tickets even more now. But the prize remains the same. If you ask me, you have more chance of winning the fucking lottery than you do of...

3301
03:22:54,540 --> 03:22:58,540
enjoy paying the price. If you're paying the price for that last...

3302
03:22:58,540 --> 03:23:12,540
Welcome to Sunday Night's Game.

3303
03:23:12,540 --> 03:23:33,980
You know how it go. A terrible blow, but that's how it go. Freddy's on the corner now. Hey, look at Skippy. He's getting on the fucking bus. No way Skippy getting on the bus. Look at this guy's head. It's a real combination of heads. Look at his fucking head.

3304
03:23:36,540 --> 03:23:48,540
Hey. Okay. Got a sec. Right now? Sorry, bro. I'm kind of tied up. Oh yeah? Later then. Sorry.

3305
03:23:48,540 --> 03:24:10,540
Home to the mother. Word to the motherfucker. Straight out of Compton. Crazy motherfucker called Ice Cube. From a gang called... I can't say that word. With attitude. Shhh.

3306
03:24:10,540 --> 03:24:24,540
Hey, you're... you're dicing with death. When you fucking do some rap tunes. Tune. Do you ever go to Tune and play fucking tunes?

3307
03:24:24,540 --> 03:24:36,540
That... the Skippy book. The Skippy book is... his name is actually... actually Quiff... Quiff Lennon.

3308
03:24:36,540 --> 03:24:58,540
Hey, should we go see... uh... Ronaldo? Ronaldo. Brazil. Hehehehe. Brazilian Ronaldo circa 2000. Is he?

3309
03:24:58,540 --> 03:25:10,540
Okay. How about a quick game? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nedzer. I wanna say something Nedzer. Rest in pieces.

3310
03:25:10,540 --> 03:25:20,540
You are... you've got me fucking on the side of billboards, man. You've got me on this fucking side of billboards, hey? I think you're a legend.

3311
03:25:22,540 --> 03:25:34,540
Thanks for the tip. I'll play some games with that. Just need a piss. I'll be back to you.

3312
03:25:34,540 --> 03:25:44,540
*Song*

3313
03:25:44,540 --> 03:26:02,540
This is my city. I own this town. Welcome to my town. You stupid idiot. You're in the wrong town now. You shouldn't have even left your own town.

3314
03:26:02,540 --> 03:26:23,100
*Song* This is my city. Welcome to my city. This is a great city, yeah. Manhattan, yeah? *Song*

3315
03:26:23,100 --> 03:26:43,100
*Dies*

3316
03:26:43,100 --> 03:26:44,940
Did you see the fucking-

3317
03:26:44,940 --> 03:26:48,740
Have you got earwax as big as this floating around inside your ear canal?

3318
03:26:48,740 --> 03:26:52,540
You need to get down to Vipers Earwax Fucking Consultancy.

3319
03:26:52,540 --> 03:27:17,980
We'll explain to you what you need to do with it. But can you hear us? Cause your fucking ear is blocked up. So, we throw in an extra little bit of service for you as well. We get rid of the stuff that's inside the canal. All you gotta do is lay down on the bed we've laid out for you. We'll put you to sleep and when you wake up, everything will be gone. Everything will be gone.

3320
03:27:17,980 --> 03:27:18,980
*Dies*

3321
03:27:18,980 --> 03:27:20,980
*Dies*

3322
03:27:20,980 --> 03:27:21,480
*Dies*

3323
03:27:21,480 --> 03:27:35,980
C is for Cola. This little drink doesn't rot your teeth. In fact, it makes you stronger. Every drink is a little sip towards the rest of your life being class. So there you have it. Cola. Remember, it doesn't fucking rot your teeth.

3324
03:27:35,980 --> 03:28:05,960
Oh, my God.

3325
03:28:05,960 --> 03:28:35,940
Oh, my God.

3326
03:28:35,940 --> 03:28:37,460
I don't say that lightly.

3327
03:28:37,600 --> 03:28:40,940
It's not something I would fucking bullshit you with.

3328
03:28:47,420 --> 03:28:48,480
Thanks for the tip.

3329
03:28:48,740 --> 03:28:50,060
I'll buy a pint with that.

3330
03:28:50,240 --> 03:28:51,140
Fucking hell, hey.

3331
03:28:52,340 --> 03:28:53,140
Can anybody?

3332
03:28:53,760 --> 03:28:54,620
Can someone stop?

3333
03:28:54,900 --> 03:28:56,440
We need to stop this plane fast.

3334
03:28:56,520 --> 03:28:57,660
It's carrying a load of bombs.

3335
03:28:57,900 --> 03:29:00,280
Someone told me it's got a bomb on the plane.

3336
03:29:00,360 --> 03:29:01,260
You need to stop the plane now.

3337
03:29:01,640 --> 03:29:02,380
Stop the plane now.

3338
03:29:06,060 --> 03:29:07,620
Yeah, Simon Harris.

3339
03:29:08,120 --> 03:29:09,820
Thanks very much for the tip, Shan.

3340
03:29:10,680 --> 03:29:13,480
Do you want to go fucking play in fuck-up town here, aren't you?

3341
03:29:13,800 --> 03:29:17,480
I heard you're doing well up in the Shanadin, the doll you cut.

3342
03:29:18,220 --> 03:29:19,360
Hey, yeah, Harris.

3343
03:29:20,120 --> 03:29:23,240
Next time I see you, I'm going to fucking smack your Shanadin.

3344
03:29:29,240 --> 03:29:31,500
Now we're on to the story of...

3345
03:29:31,500 --> 03:29:34,320
I think Claire B scenario.

3346
03:29:35,140 --> 03:29:36,140
Resident Beevil.

3347
03:29:44,520 --> 03:29:46,040
Herb Kennedy's after you.

3348
03:29:46,840 --> 03:29:47,900
New game, second run.

3349
03:29:47,960 --> 03:29:48,660
No, no, low game.

3350
03:29:48,760 --> 03:29:49,140
Continue.

3351
03:29:50,300 --> 03:29:50,880
Claire.

3352
03:29:51,920 --> 03:29:52,900
Scenario B.

3353
03:29:58,380 --> 03:30:00,480
How's your shaft for grommets?

3354
03:30:01,080 --> 03:30:03,200
I heard you got grommets inside your ear hole.

3355
03:30:03,500 --> 03:30:04,940
This guy had a few grommets.

3356
03:30:05,900 --> 03:30:08,720
And he got a few grommets removed from his head.

3357
03:30:10,040 --> 03:30:10,640
Do you want to fuck?

3358
03:30:10,820 --> 03:30:12,720
Have you got grommets in your ear pipe, do you?

3359
03:30:13,520 --> 03:30:14,220
Good luck.

3360
03:30:16,340 --> 03:30:17,280
Do I have a knife?

3361
03:30:18,220 --> 03:30:19,260
It'd be great to have a knife.

3362
03:30:19,940 --> 03:30:21,580
Maybe I'll use the keyboard and mouse jab.

3363
03:30:21,580 --> 03:30:21,920
I'll use the keyboard.

3364
03:30:25,420 --> 03:30:26,020
I'll use the keyboard.

3365
03:30:35,140 --> 03:30:35,500
Yeah.

3366
03:30:37,080 --> 03:30:38,540
Fort Lucan's after you.

3367
03:30:39,900 --> 03:30:41,080
Yeah, Fort Lucan.

3368
03:30:42,400 --> 03:30:43,120
Go ahead and fuck.

3369
03:30:43,220 --> 03:30:44,120
Tell me that shit, man.

3370
03:30:44,220 --> 03:30:46,160
You're going to get me spooked out of it, hey.

3371
03:30:49,020 --> 03:30:50,280
What do I have to do now?

3372
03:30:50,360 --> 03:30:51,820
I think Mr. X is after me.

3373
03:30:54,400 --> 03:30:55,500
King of the town.

3374
03:31:05,120 --> 03:31:06,980
Jerry Lee Lewis is after you.

3375
03:31:07,200 --> 03:31:27,340
I don't know what I'm meant to be doing here now.

3376
03:31:27,340 --> 03:31:28,660
Is typewriter...

3377
03:31:28,660 --> 03:31:30,520
Is this a grain...

3378
03:31:30,520 --> 03:31:31,460
A grain of sand.

3379
03:31:31,540 --> 03:31:33,740
Any grains of truth in what you're saying to me?

3380
03:31:33,960 --> 03:31:39,900
I don't think this is the right feeling.

3381
03:31:40,020 --> 03:31:41,360
I don't think this is the right fit.

3382
03:31:41,960 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3383
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3384
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3385
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3386
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3387
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3388
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3389
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3390
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3391
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:43,640
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3392
03:31:43,640 --> 03:31:49,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3393
03:31:49,320 --> 03:31:53,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3394
03:31:53,320 --> 03:31:55,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3395
03:31:55,320 --> 03:31:57,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3396
03:31:57,320 --> 03:31:59,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3397
03:31:59,320 --> 03:32:01,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3398
03:32:01,320 --> 03:32:03,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3399
03:32:03,320 --> 03:32:05,320
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3400
03:32:05,320 --> 03:32:11,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3401
03:32:11,000 --> 03:32:13,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3402
03:32:13,000 --> 03:32:15,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3403
03:32:15,000 --> 03:32:17,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3404
03:32:17,000 --> 03:32:19,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3405
03:32:19,000 --> 03:32:21,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3406
03:32:21,000 --> 03:32:23,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3407
03:32:23,000 --> 03:32:25,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3408
03:32:25,000 --> 03:32:27,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3409
03:32:27,000 --> 03:32:29,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3410
03:32:29,000 --> 03:32:31,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3411
03:32:31,000 --> 03:32:33,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3412
03:32:33,000 --> 03:32:35,000
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3413
03:32:35,000 --> 03:32:36,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3414
03:32:36,680 --> 03:32:38,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3415
03:32:38,680 --> 03:32:40,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3416
03:32:40,680 --> 03:32:42,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3417
03:32:42,680 --> 03:32:44,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3418
03:32:44,680 --> 03:32:46,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3419
03:32:46,680 --> 03:32:48,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3420
03:32:48,680 --> 03:32:50,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3421
03:32:50,680 --> 03:32:52,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3422
03:32:52,680 --> 03:32:54,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3423
03:32:54,680 --> 03:32:56,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3424
03:32:56,680 --> 03:32:58,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3425
03:32:58,680 --> 03:33:00,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3426
03:33:00,680 --> 03:33:02,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3427
03:33:02,680 --> 03:33:04,680
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3428
03:33:04,680 --> 03:33:06,360
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3429
03:33:06,360 --> 03:33:08,360
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3430
03:33:08,360 --> 03:33:12,040
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3431
03:33:12,040 --> 03:33:14,040
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3432
03:33:14,040 --> 03:33:16,040
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3433
03:33:16,040 --> 03:33:18,040
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3434
03:33:18,040 --> 03:33:20,040
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3435
03:33:20,040 --> 03:33:22,040
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3436
03:33:22,040 --> 03:33:25,720
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3437
03:33:25,720 --> 03:33:27,720
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3438
03:33:27,720 --> 03:33:29,720
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3439
03:33:29,720 --> 03:33:31,720
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3440
03:33:31,720 --> 03:33:33,720
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3441
03:33:33,720 --> 03:33:35,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3442
03:33:35,400 --> 03:33:37,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3443
03:33:37,400 --> 03:33:39,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3444
03:33:39,400 --> 03:33:41,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3445
03:33:41,400 --> 03:33:43,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3446
03:33:43,400 --> 03:33:45,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3447
03:33:45,400 --> 03:33:47,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3448
03:33:47,400 --> 03:33:49,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3449
03:33:49,400 --> 03:33:51,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3450
03:33:51,400 --> 03:33:53,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3451
03:33:53,400 --> 03:33:55,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3452
03:33:55,400 --> 03:33:57,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3453
03:33:57,400 --> 03:33:59,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3454
03:33:59,400 --> 03:34:01,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3455
03:34:01,400 --> 03:34:03,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3456
03:34:03,400 --> 03:34:05,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3457
03:34:05,400 --> 03:34:07,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3458
03:34:07,400 --> 03:34:09,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3459
03:34:09,400 --> 03:34:11,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3460
03:34:11,400 --> 03:34:13,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3461
03:34:13,400 --> 03:34:15,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3462
03:34:15,400 --> 03:34:17,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3463
03:34:17,400 --> 03:34:19,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3464
03:34:19,400 --> 03:34:21,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3465
03:34:21,400 --> 03:34:23,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3466
03:34:23,400 --> 03:34:25,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3467
03:34:25,400 --> 03:34:27,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3468
03:34:27,400 --> 03:34:29,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3469
03:34:29,400 --> 03:34:31,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3470
03:34:31,400 --> 03:34:33,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3471
03:34:33,400 --> 03:34:35,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3472
03:34:35,400 --> 03:34:37,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3473
03:34:37,400 --> 03:34:39,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3474
03:34:39,400 --> 03:34:41,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3475
03:34:41,400 --> 03:34:43,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3476
03:34:43,400 --> 03:34:45,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3477
03:34:45,400 --> 03:34:47,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3478
03:34:47,400 --> 03:34:49,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3479
03:34:49,400 --> 03:34:51,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3480
03:34:51,400 --> 03:34:53,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3481
03:34:53,400 --> 03:34:55,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3482
03:34:55,400 --> 03:34:57,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3483
03:34:57,400 --> 03:34:59,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3484
03:34:59,400 --> 03:35:01,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3485
03:35:01,400 --> 03:35:03,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3486
03:35:03,400 --> 03:35:05,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3487
03:35:05,400 --> 03:35:07,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3488
03:35:07,400 --> 03:35:09,400
I don't think this is the right fit for me.

3489
03:35:09,400 --> 03:35:27,400
Denmark.

3490
03:35:35,400 --> 03:35:37,400
Jesus.

3491
03:35:37,400 --> 03:35:38,400
Jesus is after you.

3492
03:35:38,400 --> 03:35:47,400
Where would you get a fucking cross in the middle of nowhere like that?

3493
03:35:55,400 --> 03:35:56,400
Oh, it's not a cross.

3494
03:35:56,400 --> 03:35:57,400
I thought that was a crucifix.

3495
03:35:57,400 --> 03:35:59,400
It's a fucking telephone pole or something.

3496
03:35:59,400 --> 03:36:01,400
Oh, no, it is a crucifix, is it?

3497
03:36:03,400 --> 03:36:04,400
Or a cross.

3498
03:36:07,400 --> 03:36:08,400
I'd say Australia.

3499
03:36:08,400 --> 03:36:10,400
I'd say Australia.

3500
03:36:28,400 --> 03:36:29,400
Fucking hell, man.

3501
03:36:29,400 --> 03:36:30,400
Someone said Romania as well.

3502
03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:30,400
All these places are a bit shit, aren't they?

3503
03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:30,400
Look at that.

3504
03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:31,400
Immediately I'm gonna say...

3505
03:36:31,400 --> 03:36:32,400
Brazil.

3506
03:36:32,400 --> 03:36:33,400
Brazil.

3507
03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:33,400
I'm gonna say...

3508
03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:33,400
Brazil.

3509
03:36:33,400 --> 03:36:34,400
I'm gonna say...

3510
03:36:34,400 --> 03:36:35,400
Brazil.

3511
03:36:35,400 --> 03:36:36,400
I'm gonna say...

3512
03:36:36,400 --> 03:36:37,400
Brazil.

3513
03:36:37,400 --> 03:36:38,400
I'm gonna say...

3514
03:36:38,400 --> 03:36:39,400
Brazil.

3515
03:36:39,400 --> 03:36:40,400
I'm gonna say...

3516
03:36:40,400 --> 03:36:41,400
Brazil.

3517
03:36:41,400 --> 03:36:51,040
places are a bit shit aren't they? Look at that. Immediately I'm going to see Brazil.

3518
03:36:51,040 --> 03:37:21,020
I'm going to see Brazil.

3519
03:37:21,020 --> 03:37:32,140
Or would you say Africa? Nigeria would you? It looks a bit hot and nice. I don't think

3520
03:37:32,140 --> 03:37:37,640
it would be Africa. I'd say it's more fucking. But then would you get those lads in Haiti

3521
03:37:37,640 --> 03:37:43,900
would you? Would they be more? Would you get them in Haiti? Would you get them in the Caribbean

3522
03:37:43,900 --> 03:37:45,940
or would you get those lads in the fucking Africans?

3523
03:37:45,940 --> 03:38:10,580
Gana. This is fucked man.

3524
03:38:11,060 --> 03:38:23,760
I've only two left. I haven't got one. This is more developed now. This is the States.

3525
03:38:24,600 --> 03:38:29,560
There's no way this isn't the States.

3526
03:38:43,020 --> 03:38:47,180
Fucking state of that man. Tidy up your porch.

3527
03:38:58,700 --> 03:39:02,280
That's the States. US post box kind of thing isn't it?

3528
03:39:10,420 --> 03:39:19,160
Or is it Canadian? Are those trees? Are they fucking coniferous? Are they? Are they coniferous?

3529
03:39:19,160 --> 03:39:49,140
Thank you.

3530
03:39:49,140 --> 03:40:19,120
Thank you.

3531
03:40:19,120 --> 03:40:21,120
Thank you.

3532
03:40:21,120 --> 03:40:23,120
Thank you.

3533
03:40:23,120 --> 03:40:29,480
It was my understanding that once you had 35,000 yen, you could progress, but that's dog shit lies.

3534
03:40:44,120 --> 03:40:46,580
Now, where in the States would this be?

3535
03:40:59,120 --> 03:41:03,360
It looks kind of, I'd say around here.

3536
03:41:03,500 --> 03:41:05,220
I've never been here, but I mean, fuck it.

3537
03:41:05,420 --> 03:41:06,840
I'd say it'd be like here.

3538
03:41:06,940 --> 03:41:07,140
Would it?

3539
03:41:07,580 --> 03:41:09,420
I'd say it'd be like around here.

3540
03:41:13,140 --> 03:41:14,780
I'd say it'd be around here, would it?

3541
03:41:17,260 --> 03:41:18,700
I'd say it'd be around here.

3542
03:41:24,740 --> 03:41:26,560
I don't know what's for lunch.

3543
03:41:26,600 --> 03:41:27,860
I'm going to have to head to the shop.

3544
03:41:30,180 --> 03:41:30,940
Let's go here.

3545
03:41:31,200 --> 03:41:31,660
Fuck.

3546
03:41:31,660 --> 03:41:31,720
Fuck.

3547
03:41:35,720 --> 03:41:59,520
California.

3548
03:41:59,520 --> 03:42:01,520
Fuck.

3549
03:42:02,960 --> 03:42:03,320
Fuck.

3550
03:42:03,320 --> 03:42:04,000
Fucking rubbish, man.

3551
03:42:04,340 --> 03:42:04,880
Well, there you go.

3552
03:42:04,960 --> 03:42:07,160
That, you've seen for yourself.

3553
03:42:10,160 --> 03:42:19,220
I only went, I only meant to come on for an hour to try and get Shenmue blasted out of it, but I mean, I'm going to go and get some grub and I'll be back.

3554
03:42:21,680 --> 03:42:23,400
Because I don't think I'll be streaming tomorrow.

3555
03:42:24,080 --> 03:42:27,040
Because I'm going to, I'm, I'll be doing other stuff for you.

3556
03:42:27,420 --> 03:42:29,700
As mentioned, there might be an old fucking video coming.

3557
03:42:30,100 --> 03:42:30,680
Or there will be.

3558
03:42:31,360 --> 03:42:32,980
I'll have to fucking focus on that.

3559
03:42:33,800 --> 03:42:37,580
But I mean, I'll be, I'll be back on in a bit after lunch.

3560
03:42:37,580 --> 03:42:41,680
You know, very by me, every time you go drive by me, you know where I am.

3561
03:42:44,800 --> 03:42:45,720
I'm a man.

3562
03:42:47,680 --> 03:42:48,780
Got a camera dolly.
